Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Register
☷ Vizzed.com Play Retro Games Vizzed Board Video Games Game Music Market Minecraft Radio Widgets Virtual Bible
☷ Register   Login  
Your Threads New Posts All Threads Contribution Points News and Updates User Ranks Post Search Online Users Active Users
About   Users   Help
Users & Guests Online
On Page: 1
Directory: 2 & 75
Entire Site: 8 & 879
Page Staff: tgags123, pokemon x, tgags123, supercool22, SonicOlmstead, Barathemos, Furret,
06-06-26 12:43 AM

Forum Links

The Funny Thread
Tell jokes,funny stories or pranks you did on people
Related Threads
Coming Soon

Thread Information

Views
1,696
Replies
12
Rating
0
Status
CLOSED
Thread
Creator
chaoszach
05-09-12 08:43 AM
Last
Post
legacyme3
05-16-12 09:15 PM
Additional Thread Details
Views: 466
Today: 0
Users: 1 unique

Thread Actions

Thread Closed
New Thread
New Poll
Order
 

The Funny Thread

 

05-09-12 08:43 AM
chaoszach is Offline
Link
| ID: 582962 | 37 Words

chaoszach
Level: 17


POSTS: 7/48
POST EXP: 1658
LVL EXP: 24211
CP: 52.4
VIZ: 3712

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Come on Break everyones funny bone.Make us laugh with jokes,Funny stories or pranks you did on someone.You can even tell us the funniest shows that you have seen if you feel like it.Welcome to The Funny Thread!
Come on Break everyones funny bone.Make us laugh with jokes,Funny stories or pranks you did on someone.You can even tell us the funniest shows that you have seen if you feel like it.Welcome to The Funny Thread!

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-01-11
Location: USA
Last Post: 1244 days
Last Active: 1236 days

05-09-12 10:47 PM
Arctic Wolf (SS82) is Offline
Link
| ID: 583220 | 117 Words

Level: 38


POSTS: 190/284
POST EXP: 17729
LVL EXP: 348231
CP: 1730.1
VIZ: 368

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Does it HAVE to be funny? Because I don't know if mine are. I'll try, anyway:
---
Joe came back home after his work, only to find that about half of his belongings were missing. He immediately filed a thief report, and soon after an officer came to verify the truth of the facts.

"Sir, I would like to ask you a few questions to help further our investigation", said the officer.

"Well, I don't know how I can help," replied Joe, "since I don't know who could have stolen my stuff".

"First thing, sir, do you live on your own ?"

"Well, yes. My ex-wife and I divorced last week, and she moved out today."
---
Does it HAVE to be funny? Because I don't know if mine are. I'll try, anyway:
---
Joe came back home after his work, only to find that about half of his belongings were missing. He immediately filed a thief report, and soon after an officer came to verify the truth of the facts.

"Sir, I would like to ask you a few questions to help further our investigation", said the officer.

"Well, I don't know how I can help," replied Joe, "since I don't know who could have stolen my stuff".

"First thing, sir, do you live on your own ?"

"Well, yes. My ex-wife and I divorced last week, and she moved out today."
---

____________________
Trusted Member
Boundary of Paradox


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-08-11
Location: Canada
Last Post: 3486 days
Last Active: 2165 days

(edited by Arctic Wolf (SS82) on 05-09-12 11:21 PM)    

05-10-12 09:43 AM
chaoszach is Offline
Link
| ID: 583345 | 22 Words

chaoszach
Level: 17


POSTS: 8/48
POST EXP: 1658
LVL EXP: 24211
CP: 52.4
VIZ: 3712

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : haha that was pretty good hey heres a zelda joke for you:Why doe's ganondorf hate the internet...to many links
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : haha that was pretty good hey heres a zelda joke for you:Why doe's ganondorf hate the internet...to many links

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-01-11
Location: USA
Last Post: 1244 days
Last Active: 1236 days

05-10-12 01:27 PM
Ness7281992 is Offline
Link
| ID: 583380 | 13 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 9/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 682400
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
chaoszach : Nice.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

...Gifted!
chaoszach : Nice.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

...Gifted!

Member
I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3912 days
Last Active: 530 days

05-10-12 08:49 PM
chaoszach is Offline
Link
| ID: 583537 | 21 Words

chaoszach
Level: 17


POSTS: 9/48
POST EXP: 1658
LVL EXP: 24211
CP: 52.4
VIZ: 3712

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
lol...hey how do you get a blond to drown herself...put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
lol...hey how do you get a blond to drown herself...put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-01-11
Location: USA
Last Post: 1244 days
Last Active: 1236 days

05-10-12 08:56 PM
Arctic Wolf (SS82) is Offline
Link
| ID: 583542 | 24 Words

Level: 38


POSTS: 202/284
POST EXP: 17729
LVL EXP: 348231
CP: 1730.1
VIZ: 368

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
How do you shut up people who make blond jokes?
You tell them Nazis are back and that they took control of the world.
Can you decypher this?
How do you shut up people who make blond jokes?
You tell them Nazis are back and that they took control of the world.

____________________
A lone wolf's howl greets night as a beloved friend.
Trusted Member
Boundary of Paradox


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-08-11
Location: Canada
Last Post: 3486 days
Last Active: 2165 days

05-11-12 10:47 AM
chaoszach is Offline
Link
| ID: 583738 | 25 Words

chaoszach
Level: 17


POSTS: 10/48
POST EXP: 1658
LVL EXP: 24211
CP: 52.4
VIZ: 3712

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : You don't think I was actually calling blond people stupid do you?Everyone knows blonds aren't stupid at all it just a stereotype 
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : You don't think I was actually calling blond people stupid do you?Everyone knows blonds aren't stupid at all it just a stereotype 

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-01-11
Location: USA
Last Post: 1244 days
Last Active: 1236 days

05-11-12 11:40 AM
Giegas is Offline
Link
| ID: 583745 | 19 Words

Giegas
Level: 46


POSTS: 126/439
POST EXP: 10549
LVL EXP: 660166
CP: 131.2
VIZ: 19819

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Ok,my mom taught me this one and it might be bad.

Why did the spider go on the Internet?
All Shall Perish
Ok,my mom taught me this one and it might be bad.

Why did the spider go on the Internet?


--------------------
For Giegue Is Your Ruler
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 04-28-12
Location: Tennessee
Last Post: 4325 days
Last Active: 3582 days

05-12-12 02:33 AM
Arctic Wolf (SS82) is Offline
Link
| ID: 584092 | 15 Words

Level: 38


POSTS: 205/284
POST EXP: 17729
LVL EXP: 348231
CP: 1730.1
VIZ: 368

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Why?

Suggestion: To avoid sandwich posting you could write the answer in the same post.
Can you decypher this?
Why?

Suggestion: To avoid sandwich posting you could write the answer in the same post.

____________________
A lone wolf's howl greets night as a beloved friend.
Trusted Member
Boundary of Paradox


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-08-11
Location: Canada
Last Post: 3486 days
Last Active: 2165 days

05-14-12 06:47 PM
chaoszach is Offline
Link
| ID: 585224 | 9 Words

chaoszach
Level: 17


POSTS: 16/48
POST EXP: 1658
LVL EXP: 24211
CP: 52.4
VIZ: 3712

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Giegas : Because he wanted to go on the web?
Giegas : Because he wanted to go on the web?

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-01-11
Location: USA
Last Post: 1244 days
Last Active: 1236 days

05-14-12 09:20 PM
Arctic Wolf (SS82) is Offline
Link
| ID: 585259 | 38 Words

Level: 38


POSTS: 210/284
POST EXP: 17729
LVL EXP: 348231
CP: 1730.1
VIZ: 368

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Oh, lol.
Here's another joke:

QUESTION :
If there are nine doors, how many persons do you need to open them all, and how long will it take?

ANSWER :
Spoiler:
Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors 

Oh, lol.
Here's another joke:

QUESTION :
If there are nine doors, how many persons do you need to open them all, and how long will it take?

ANSWER :
Spoiler:
Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors 



____________________
Trusted Member
Boundary of Paradox


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-08-11
Location: Canada
Last Post: 3486 days
Last Active: 2165 days

(edited by Arctic Wolf (SS82) on 05-14-12 09:21 PM)    

05-16-12 01:54 PM
chaoszach is Offline
Link
| ID: 585782 | 8 Words

chaoszach
Level: 17


POSTS: 19/48
POST EXP: 1658
LVL EXP: 24211
CP: 52.4
VIZ: 3712

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : I dont know how many
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : I dont know how many

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-01-11
Location: USA
Last Post: 1244 days
Last Active: 1236 days

05-16-12 09:15 PM
legacyme3 is Offline
Link
| ID: 585953 | 24 Words

legacyme3
Lord Leggy - King of IT
Level: 274


POSTS: 16333/27250
POST EXP: 2003421
LVL EXP: 340907423
CP: 42661.3
VIZ: 2991783

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Arctic Wolf (SS82) :

I am afraid I don't get it :/

--------------

A man walks into the bar to order a dr...zzzz (passed out)
Arctic Wolf (SS82) :

I am afraid I don't get it :/

--------------

A man walks into the bar to order a dr...zzzz (passed out)

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
6-Time VCS Winner

One Leggy.
One Love.
One Dream.


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-14-10
Location: https://discord.gg/YCuUJz9
Last Post: 2090 days
Last Active: 2090 days

Links

Page Comments

Dove4JS - 12-12-20 05:26 AM
no image
joldboy70 - 07-10-20 11:13 AM
test
joldboy70 - 07-10-20 11:12 AM
test
savage23157 - 04-08-20 01:33 PM
Hi im new vizzed
zokuza - 11-18-19 09:08 AM
final got playstaion games unlock yes baby digimon world here i com
yoshirulez! - 02-10-17 08:45 PM
MAY MAYS
yoshirulez! - 02-10-17 08:45 PM
maymays
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?

Adblocker detected!

Vizzed.com is very expensive to keep alive! The Ads pay for the servers.

Vizzed has 3 TB worth of games and 1 TB worth of music.  This site is free to use but the ads barely pay for the monthly server fees.  If too many more people use ad block, the site cannot survive.

We prioritize the community over the site profits.  This is why we avoid using annoying (but high paying) ads like most other sites which include popups, obnoxious sounds and animations, malware, and other forms of intrusiveness.  We'll do our part to never resort to these types of ads, please do your part by helping support this site by adding Vizzed.com to your ad blocking whitelist.

×