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05-09-12 08:43 AM
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Come on Break everyones funny bone.Make us laugh with jokes,Funny stories or pranks you did on someone.You can even tell us the funniest shows that you have seen if you feel like it.Welcome to The Funny Thread!
Come on Break everyones funny bone.Make us laugh with jokes,Funny stories or pranks you did on someone.You can even tell us the funniest shows that you have seen if you feel like it.Welcome to The Funny Thread!
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05-09-12 10:47 PM
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Does it HAVE to be funny? Because I don't know if mine are. I'll try, anyway:
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Joe came back home after his work, only to find that about half of his belongings were missing. He immediately filed a thief report, and soon after an officer came to verify the truth of the facts.

"Sir, I would like to ask you a few questions to help further our investigation", said the officer.

"Well, I don't know how I can help," replied Joe, "since I don't know who could have stolen my stuff".

"First thing, sir, do you live on your own ?"

"Well, yes. My ex-wife and I divorced last week, and she moved out today."
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Does it HAVE to be funny? Because I don't know if mine are. I'll try, anyway:
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Joe came back home after his work, only to find that about half of his belongings were missing. He immediately filed a thief report, and soon after an officer came to verify the truth of the facts.

"Sir, I would like to ask you a few questions to help further our investigation", said the officer.

"Well, I don't know how I can help," replied Joe, "since I don't know who could have stolen my stuff".

"First thing, sir, do you live on your own ?"

"Well, yes. My ex-wife and I divorced last week, and she moved out today."
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(edited by Arctic Wolf (SS82) on 05-09-12 11:21 PM)    

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Arctic Wolf (SS82) : haha that was pretty good hey heres a zelda joke for you:Why doe's ganondorf hate the internet...to many links
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : haha that was pretty good hey heres a zelda joke for you:Why doe's ganondorf hate the internet...to many links
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chaoszach : Nice.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

...Gifted!
chaoszach : Nice.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

...Gifted!
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05-10-12 08:49 PM
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lol...hey how do you get a blond to drown herself...put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
lol...hey how do you get a blond to drown herself...put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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How do you shut up people who make blond jokes?
You tell them Nazis are back and that they took control of the world.
How do you shut up people who make blond jokes?
You tell them Nazis are back and that they took control of the world.
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05-11-12 10:47 AM
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Arctic Wolf (SS82) : You don't think I was actually calling blond people stupid do you?Everyone knows blonds aren't stupid at all it just a stereotype 
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : You don't think I was actually calling blond people stupid do you?Everyone knows blonds aren't stupid at all it just a stereotype 
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Ok,my mom taught me this one and it might be bad.

Why did the spider go on the Internet?
Ok,my mom taught me this one and it might be bad.

Why did the spider go on the Internet?
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Why?

Suggestion: To avoid sandwich posting you could write the answer in the same post.
Why?

Suggestion: To avoid sandwich posting you could write the answer in the same post.
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Giegas : Because he wanted to go on the web?
Giegas : Because he wanted to go on the web?
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Oh, lol.
Here's another joke:

QUESTION :
If there are nine doors, how many persons do you need to open them all, and how long will it take?

ANSWER :
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Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors 

Oh, lol.
Here's another joke:

QUESTION :
If there are nine doors, how many persons do you need to open them all, and how long will it take?

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Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors 

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(edited by Arctic Wolf (SS82) on 05-14-12 09:21 PM)    

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Arctic Wolf (SS82) : I dont know how many
Arctic Wolf (SS82) : I dont know how many
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