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11-24-08 03:41 PM
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in correlation with the bad jokes thread, here's a new one specially for yo mama jokes. I'll start:

yo mama's so fat, when she tried out for Baywatch she got the part of the bay
in correlation with the bad jokes thread, here's a new one specially for yo mama jokes. I'll start:

yo mama's so fat, when she tried out for Baywatch she got the part of the bay

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Yo Mama's so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches couch

Yo Mama's working on a dump-ship- as smell

Yo mama's so fat, when she passes the TV you'll miss all three Lord of the Ring Movies
Yo Mama's so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches couch

Yo Mama's working on a dump-ship- as smell

Yo mama's so fat, when she passes the TV you'll miss all three Lord of the Ring Movies

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Yo mama is so fat, she got stuck in grand canyon... think that is from nutty professor lol.


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Yo mama is so fat, she got stuck in grand canyon... think that is from nutty professor lol.

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yo mama's so fat, when she saw a school bus full of white kids go by she said "stop that twinkie"
yo mama's so fat, when she saw a school bus full of white kids go by she said "stop that twinkie"

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Yo mama is SOOOOOO fat it took an F5 tornado and an earthquake of 10.0 magnitude to get her fat ass off the couch lol


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Yo mama is SOOOOOO fat it took an F5 tornado and an earthquake of 10.0 magnitude to get her fat ass off the couch lol

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yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean it caused a tsunami
yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean it caused a tsunami

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Yo mama's so fat she had to use a crane to pick up the crumbs off the floor.


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yo mama's so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store
yo mama's so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store

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Yo mama's so fat she fked up our gravitational pull


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yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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Yo mama's so fat weird al made a parady of her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk


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Yo mama's so fat weird al made a parady of her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk

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yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"
yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"

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yo mama's so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides
yo mama's so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides

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Yo mama is so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama is so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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Yo mama is so fat, webster had to create a new word to effectively fit and describe her condition in the dictonary... (obese)


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Yo mama is so fat, she uses google earth to take photos of herself
Yo mama is so fat, she uses google earth to take photos of herself

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yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry
yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry

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yo mama is so dumb, she scorches water
yo mama is so dumb, she scorches water

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yo mama's so stupid she drowned in a sink
yo mama's so stupid she drowned in a sink

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Yo mama's so fat and stupid, she makes American look skinny and smart.


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Yo mama's so fat and stupid, she makes American look skinny and smart.

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