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04-11-10 08:34 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, she went missing, and she took up the whole milk truck!

Yo mama's so dumb, she puts a ruler on the side of the bed to see how long she can sleep for.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

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Yo mama's so fat, she went missing, and she took up the whole milk truck!

Yo mama's so dumb, she puts a ruler on the side of the bed to see how long she can sleep for.

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Yo mama so fat that she broke the Earth in two because of her weight.


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Yo mama is so stupid that when she was told that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it!


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Yo momma is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving."

Yo momma is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.

Yo momma is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving."

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Yo mama is so stupid, that she tried to drown a goldfish.


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Yo mama's so fat, she can't go up elevations, because she exceeds the 1500 pound limit.


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Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see the future.

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Your mother was an english teacher. Your grammar should be better than that. But yo mama's still too dumb to know that we're all making jokes about her!




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Yo mama is so fat, she causes earthquakes!!!!


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I have a few:

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too


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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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yo mama so fat when a bus gose by she yells twinkie yo mama so ugly a relly fat guy whould date her
yo mama so fat when she gets on a motorcycle she makes it tip over
yo mama so fat she takes up a whole foot ball stadium
yo mama so fat when she is in line and falls over it is like dominos
yo mama so fat she baths in the kiddie pool
yo mamas so ugly she uses a toliet brush as a tooth brush
yo mama so fat when a bus gose by she yells twinkie yo mama so ugly a relly fat guy whould date her
yo mama so fat when she gets on a motorcycle she makes it tip over
yo mama so fat she takes up a whole foot ball stadium
yo mama so fat when she is in line and falls over it is like dominos
yo mama so fat she baths in the kiddie pool
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Yo mama is so stupid, she locked herself up in a freezer, because she thought that is how she could convince her friends that she was "cool".


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Yo mama smokin that green!!
Yo mama smokin that green!!

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^LMAO good one

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to the doctor they thought she was a new species.
^LMAO good one

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Yo mama is so stupid & poor that she lives in an elevator and thought that it was her mobile home.


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yo mama so stupid that she got kicked out of the M&M factory for throwing out all of the W's.

Yo mama so stupid that she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

Yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

yo mama so fat that she deep fries her toothpaste.

yo mama so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen.

Yo Mama So Poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mama so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

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yo mama so stupid that she got kicked out of the M&M factory for throwing out all of the W's.

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yo mama so fat that she deep fries her toothpaste.

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Yo mama is so bored that she plays with her fingers.


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Yo momma gave birth to my sisters uncles fathers dads grandmas wives husband
Yo momma gave birth to my sisters uncles fathers dads grandmas wives husband

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your momma so fat that when she puts on a shirt with the letter H every helicopter in the world trys to land on her
your momma so fat that when she puts on a shirt with the letter H every helicopter in the world trys to land on her

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