One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!"

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked.

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked!

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies we men. That was weird!!!

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies we men. That was weird!!! But whats weirder is midgets

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies we men. That was weird!!! But whats weirder is midgets started to dance a jig.

(this is kinda loosing steam, stop running in circles)

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies were men. That was weird!!! But whats weirder is midgets started to dance a jig. I screamed infrustration because

( I wrote more than three words... Bad cody. WHo votes we chance it to a paragraph or a sentence?)

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies were men. That was weird!!! But whats weirder is midgets started to dance a jig. I screamed infrustration because one stepped upon my big toe.

(your supposed to write 5, not 3)

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies were men. That was weird!!! But whats weirder is midgets started to dance a jig. I screamed infrustration because one stepped upon my big toe, and the rest were naked.

wow.... such a wierd story...

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best party in the town, there were even ELEPHANTS from New York City! That I had seen in a cricus with some fat b**** named Stanley. Damn scary was she! So I ran and got winded. So i tooka' breather and lit up a cigarette. Mmmmmm that sweet sweet smell of garbage?! Where the hell is that small coming from???? Oh, I was standing by andreas fuchs . I shot him again and again and again. Til he was sure dead. Then i got Billy to dance with me in the blood of the smelly Andreas. Then they eat the body and drink some booze and they also had shots of yag mixed with rumplemints which creates the great drink called Yager Bomb,thinks thats right. Is wrong Jagger-Bomb is Jag and rumplemints? Or is it Redbull? Remembers its redbull, Dead Nazi is rumplemints and jag! Loves Dead Nazi's, and wants many beers so he can get billy to jump off a bridge and knock his head on the pavement and go SPLAT!
It was only a bloody crater after he fell that he took out an orfan eating christmas dinner, then I ran to Seven-eleven to get a chewy bar but accidentaly got an big abba-zabba bar. "ABBA-ZABBA!!!" I yelled and threw away the bar away. It bounced right back into my mouth choking me. Immediatly i spat it out on Bill Clinton's Intern. She said to me, "I'm really a MAN!!!!!!!!!!" I wasn't the least-bit shocked. I reflected all my inner thoughts at child hood memories when i saw my dad cross dressing at the beach. He was naked,but the weird thing is all da ladies were men. That was weird!!! But whats weirder is midgets started to dance a jig. I screamed infrustration because one stepped upon my big toe, and the rest were naked.

I decided to get out