DerAxeEfekt : Granted! But now you can ONLY play Hamtaro Ham-Ham Heartbreak!

I wish I could purr like a cat.

A user of this : Granted!

Someone knocks on your door. Turns out it's the World Weeaboo Initiative, everyone's favorite waifu-abusing, fedora-tipping organization. The door was opened by an obese, neckbearded fedora enthusiast. He is also wearing a shirt with the text "TOO MUCH WAIFU WILL RUIN YOUR LAIFU". He coughs, and says: "We, operatives of the WWI, have heard several reports of happenings under the category Possible Fusion Between Anime and Real Life. These reports, are about a certain person living in this building, who allegedly has the ability to purr like a cat. We have come to see if those reports are true. If so, we will offer the person in question a free ticket to a gender-bending operation and cat ears. May I see the person?" You say: "I am the person.". He smiles, points a tranquilizer gun at you and says: "You will be the waifu of many."

Congratulations, you are now a catgirl and victim of human trafficking.

I wish Based Tyrone would make a totally hilarious video. And, preferably, put it up on YouTube.

Granted, but the video gets no views and everyone says the video sucks. 0_0

I wish that I could be a starting NFL quarterback.

Granted, you make one pass and then immideatly realize you made a very bad mistake by not taking dance lessons


I wish that I could sing.

Granted, but you get eliminated from American Idol in the top 5 and nobody ever remembers your name.

I wish that I could travel to a galaxy far far away and become a Jedi.

gamerforlifeforever2 :

Granted, but the galaxy you went to was so far far away that you were the only person there. It was just you and the huge universe.

I wish for lifetime free food.

Granted, but the only things you will be allowed to eat are the things that you absolutely hate. And every beverage other than water is poisoned.

I wish that new games and consoles didn't cost so much.

NovemberJoy :

Granted. But in order to access most portions of the game, you would need to purchase micro transactions to unlock play time. And, it's a subscription fee, so you must re buy the micro transactions every month.

I wish I could be invisible on command.

Skilledtree : Granted but you don't know what the command is to be visible again.


I wish I had more money to spend at comic con tomorrow.

zanderlex : Granted, but you arrive at comic con and it's been cancelled.

I wish I was actually going to Comic Con tomorrow.

Skilledtree : You will! However, only z-series comics will be present. And it will be in the middle of a tropical location without air conditionning.

I really wish I could win Tour de Vizzed this season.

Granted, but you have no free time to do anything else with your life, because you're too busy making 100 posts per hour. And you get banned the day after you're declared the winner.

I wish that I knew multiple programming languages by heart.

NovemberJoy :

Granted, but you will never be able to use a computer again because you gained an allergy to the emissions of computers.

I really wish I could find Nemo.

Skilledtree : Granted but you have to wait until Finding Neno 2 comes out to do that.

I wish that I had some Chipotle right now.

Granted, but you can't get Chipotle for a month after that.

I wish that I could become a popular YouTuber.

BestGamer24 :
(I share that same wish)
Granted, but you get copyright claimed and lose your channel and can't make any money on future videos.

I wish I could breath in water as wall as on land.

Granted, but as soon as you try it the power wears off and you end up drowning. What a tragic way to go

I wish for a selfie stick so I can easily take pictures of myself whenever I feel like it.

Kyana : Granted, but your selfie stick is easily be destroyed, and plus the selfie stick, isn't long...
I wish for a chicken.

Granted, but that chicken has the bird flu.

I wish for selfies to be banned forever!

Granted but you are in charge of taking pictures for people for all eternity.

I wish for a Happy life