sloanstar1000 :



Granted, but you spend your entire life on there, thus you have all the time in your lifetime.





I wish I could fly.





Emoteen134

Granted, but you fly too high like Ikaros and get sunburned.

I wish I that the next person who posts in this thread gets a cake  

Granted, it looks like I get a yummy ice cream cake to enjoy, thanks for the awesome wish! But on the downside it is partially melted and it isn't the exact flavor that I had hoped for, nevertheless I will still enjoy it, thanks! XD


I wish that the next user fell down the stairs onto the street and got hit by a bus into ongoing traffic, have fun with that wish! 

Granted, but by using your wish for me at random times a monkey will come and punch you.


I wish I could control time at will.

Granted, you can control time, but whatever you do causes you to age dfrastically.,

I wish for an unlimited supply of Hamburgers.

Granted! But you eat 1,000,000 of them in one sitting and explode!
I wish I could have an anteater.

I wish for Jeff to lazer gun me in the face and that I survive. XD

steel_attacker : You get your candy; its a black piece of hard candy. The wrapper says, "Eat Me!".  You obviously can't bring yourself to disobey the candy and eat it. If you would have bothered reading the back of the wrapper you would have noticed the tiny warning text that reads  , " This here piece o' candy will indeed turn YOU, yes YOU, into a stalfos. Yes like the famous Skullkid.


It is at that moment that you turn into a stalfos and live the rest of your life in the Lost Woods. Lucky you!


My wish is to get a laptop!

Granted, but as soon as you get it, you immediately start downloading applications like chrome and a bunch of other stuff, and you do it so rapidly that your computer overloads and starts shorting out, and you panic and end up spilling a liter of soda on it, thus destroying your laptop. 


I wish that I was the one to wield the master sword...seriously though, that would be so awesome! 

Granted, you can weild it, but you can only weild it for 10 seonds and you are not allowed to use it.



I wish that I was the actor in Gravity Falls.

zanderlex :   Your wish is my command. However, since you didn't specify which voice actor from the show Gravity Falls you wanted to be, I troubleshooted and made you an ensemble human being with body parts from Jason Ritter, Kristen Schaal, Alex Hirsch and Linda Cardellini. You have four sets of reproductive body parts, two sets of breasts with the match for each pair growing out of each dissimilar manly shoulder blade, four voices that are swapped at random intervals and legs of different lengths. I hope you like being a voice actor, Master.

I wish for a genuine magic wand that only I can use, it's indestructible and I can make it appear in my hand no matter where I leave it. I can only use it for 3 things. 1 Granting wishes for people which produces a wonderful joy for them and also myself in a spiritually fulfilling decades spanning escapade of good deeds. 2 Saving lives/preventing injury/healing wounds 3 Self defense (it can't kill or injure attackers; it can only remove the danger)

P3

I feel good.

zanderlex : Granted, you are the actor for Fiddlehord H. McGucket. You know, that guy who's crazy all the time.

I wish Mario gave me his powers of jumping-killing, re-spawning and gave me a day to kill Bowser.

steel_attacker : Granted but you have a relive that day over and over again...doing the same exact thing for the rest of your life.

I wish for another wish

Wish granted... almost but your wish expired 10 seconds ago so you turn into a 9 day old frog instead due to the unstable magic.

I wish for a loyal pet Phoenix that doesn't need to eat and will never directly or indirectly be the cause of something bad or something I don't like happening to me.

Granted, but when someone robs your house a few days after getting your new pet, you are left defenceless and are murdered right in front of it. Turns out, the phoenix doesn't know how to fight.
I wish I actually had the time to post nowadays.

Granted, but you plagiarize a 10000 word walkthrough to get a couple of jerseys and end up perma banned, preventing you from ever posting again. What a bummer.

I wish that I could attend Harvard University.

granted but 1 day after you get in a bomb expldes in it 




I wish that I did not get distracted so easily but I can pay atention to other things

Granted. You pay attention to every little thing so closely that you soon begin to go insane because of all of the thinking that you are doing.


I wish I was a kid again.

zanderlex : granted, but now you don't remember anything from when you where an adult, thus you have to relive your life all over again, not knowing any mistakes you made in the last. Have fun doing it all over again.

I wish that the Micronesians in Hawaii would disappear. They are everywhere. Like roaches they multiply. Its disgusting.

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