Can I haz first post on second page? =P
Do you think I should try avoiding using the set smilys to avoid colors on my layout?
What's your favorite classic rock song?

MegaRevolution1 :

Survery says yes.

I say yes. Your layout is more black and white obviously and colors would clash with it.

Classic Rock? Hmm... I'm not a huge fan of classic rock, but I'd probably choose something cliche like "Welcome to the Jungle"...

How many times have you herped a derp?

How can I set up an ABXD board?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

never. I don't herp derps

You'd have to ask Casu. I don't know a whole ton about ABXD board set up...

Of course. It just makes for a packed ambulance.

It doesn't. Congrats, you can read too much into something.

Because they can trust you to walk in and not rob them... but not steal their pens.

Because, he's a duck. Ducks don't wear pants.

Because orange isn't actually orange, it's correct term is "sweet orange". I guess you could call a lime sweet green or a lemon sour yellow, but the effect would be lost. When the orange was "discovered" so to speak, the person proclaimed, "That is one "sweet orange"!

Actually, buttered bread doesn't always land butter side down for me. So this is pretty easy. The cat would reign supreme and land on it's feet.

Because #2 pencils refer to the graphite in the pencil and not the popularity. #1 is too hard and #3 is too soft. Therefor, #2 is what you have!

Well theoretically it would turn purple. But Smurfs don't exist.

Are you answering an inane amount of questions at once?

Should we stop?

Inane? Nahhhhh

Nah, don't stop, I actually like getting good well thought out questions. I just don't want tons of questions like the one alex presented haha.

Your answer is wrong, I've counted five hundred and sixty eight over the past 398 days that I've known you.

How can you prove that Smurfs don't exist?

How many times a week do you shower?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand tall while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

alexanyways :

How can you prove that Smurfs don't exist?
Easily. Wikipedia said so.

How many times a week do you shower?
Three or Four.

Where's the egg in an egg roll?
At the beginning of course.

Why aren't blue berries blue?
Actually some are. You just need to dye them.

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
There is no lead in today's pencils, yet there used to be instead of graphite.

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
I remember asking the same question in grade school and never getting an answer.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because everyone knows the less you care about it, the more everyone else does.

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Because you never get out of your car.

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Because the water stopped trickling!

Why are Softballs hard?
Softball refers to the polar opposite of baseball, otherwise known as "hardball". Softball refers not to the ball being soft but the game being softer than it's brother in hardball.

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
I think it just includes the minutes in the movie, but I could be mistaken.

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because he's an idiot savant. He knows how to do one thing somehow, yet he doesn't know how to do something much simpler. Plus he secretly loved the island.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because it's socially acceptable to point at your wrist. Not your crotch.

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Because the power goes out into the appliance, not in from the appliance.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Typically when you scrub down you get more scrubbing done, and it's the exact opposite for washing. washing refers to clean via water. Water stays on the object longer if you push it up.

Why does Goofy stand tall while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Because Goofy is proof of evolution!

Can blind people see their dreams?
Possibly. Ask a blind person.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Because car makers are stupid and enjoy ruining your day.

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Because they fixed it's inate desire to mate.

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Because when you dump something, be it trash, a bucket, or yes, even your own bowels, the proper english is to take it even though you are logically leaving one behind. You dumped your load.

Why is the sky blue
Why are ducks yellow
Why are you such a flag face
where do babies come from?

Choko453 :

Because of the reflection of the ocean water into the sky.
Because that's the pigment of the animals hair/fur. (I don't care)
I'm not sure how to answer that.
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Is your favorite color black & blue because you love beating up people?

Sephitard9001 :

No, I just like how black goes with everything and how blue melts into my brain.

Yes. Of course.

I'd put the lime IN the coconut and shake it all up.

Probably very annoying. I should set a rule asking people to stop giving rhetorical questions. =/ I want real questions.

Enjoying the boost to your post count?

Who is your favorite music artist(s)?

Do you think your Ask Anything thread could compete with David's?

Oh cool your ask anything.

How does it feel to have an ask anything on...2 boards? =P

How much do you enjoy baseball?

Is there any other sport that interests you?

AuraBlaze :

Actually, I'm more enjoying the fact that it gives the illusion people care about me =P

Story of the Year, Less Than Jake, and Rise Against.

It could! Who knows. It's up to 2 1/2 pages after less than a day.

pacman1755 :

It's pretty cool, although in all honesty I only care about this one lol.

Baseball is my obsession. Without baseball my life is empty.

Basketball, Cross Country Running, Tennis, and on occasion, golf.

These really long questions won't last long....

What are you gonna do to celebrate 10,000 posts?

Will you lend me some Viz to start a forum with silver and mors?

tj4bigred :

Make a post about it and brag about being the 5th person to ever attain 10,000 posts on this board. It's kind of a cool achievement.

I'm thinking no. I already have invested in 3 or 4 other forums, including funding 2 almost singlehandedly. Unless it's a small 2,000 Viz donation, I'm afraid the answer would be no unless the idea really won me over.

Well, it probably wouldn't. We haven't got a solid idea yet, but 'Classic Rock' was the initial thought.

Will you ever pass Ken?

Am I interesting? Or just crazy?

tj4bigred :

Eh, not a huge fan of classic rock.

I might one day, but I won't make a serious push for it. As far as I'm concerned, the next person I'm passing is septembern.

You can be interesting.

Were you excited to finally get your own Ask Anything? xD

What's your favorite European country?