This is the thread in which you will see all of your schedules, what will happen and what you will eat.

You are not permitted to post in here.

But favorite it please.

*PA turns on*

Day 1, Monday

Today, we will be celebrating turtles and Canada.

Our captain for today will be Captain Canuck.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be Canadian bacon, ostrich eggs, and Canadian Flags.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be a game of "Pin the teeth on the beaver.".

Lunch will be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Spam (as in the product), real Canadian cheddar, and Justin Beiber's locks of hair (Sorry, it's all we have left.)

Afterwords, there will be a NASCAR meet on the racetrack (yes we have a racetrack on the ship too).

Then, we will throw pies at random clowns (Not Klown, he will steal your ☺).


For supper there will be hamburgers, pieces of paper, cola, and some tainted mushrooms.


After supper, there will be a showing of Grease, and then a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond, and then we will be watching the Terminator trilogy, featuring Arnold Schwartzenager


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.

Have a good time celebrating one of the greatest countries in the world!

*PA turns off*

*PA mysteriously turns back on*

BESIDES MOTHER RUSSIA GWAR HAR HAR

*PA turns off again*

Day 2, Tuesday

Today, we will try and find out why the PA turned on mysteriously yesterday. We will be doing a lot of investigating stuff.

Our captain for today will be Sherlock Holmes.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and magnifying glasses.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be money give-away near the ship vault. Be there!

Lunch will be Pop Tarts, rainbows, candy, and lightbulbs.

Afterwords, there will be a ship-wide clean out. Everybody's dorms will be inspected to make sure you don't have any devices that could take over the PA system.

Then, we will throw all of your junk that you don't need out the garbage shoot.


For supper there will be steak, nuclear bombs, juice, and cardboard boxes.


After supper, there will be a showing of the latest Sherlock Holmes movie, and then a few episodes of the Twilight Zone, and then we will be watching the new Spiderman trilogy, featuring Klown as EVERY character.


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.



Have a good day, and we will find you, mysterious person taking over the PA system!

*PA turns off*

*PA mysteriously turns on*

NO YOU WON'T! HEHEHEHEH.

*PA turns off again*

Day 3, Wednesday

Ok, so the searches yesterday turned up nothing, so we will be doing a complete clean out and check off on the ship. We will land on some random, pre-determined planet, then unload everybody and everything, and anybody suspicious will be removed from the ship permanently.

Our captain for today will be Batman.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and glass shards.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be the clean out we promised earlier. You MUST check out with either the captain or alex, otherwise you will be forced off the ship, and then you kinda gotta live for yourself.

Lunch will be chicken, chicken feet, chicken broth, and chicken beaks. Apparently the planet has a surplus of chicken, and I guess we'll have to live with that.

Afterwords, everybody will be allowed back on the ship, supposing you checked out with one of the people appointed.

Then, we will throw eggs and laugh at the people left behind on the planet.


For supper there will be the leftover Spam that nobody ate the other day, table cloths, milk, and napkins.


After supper, there will be a showing of Mary Poppins, and then a few episodes of Family Guy, and then we will be watching the Harry Potter trilogy, featuring Chuck Norris.


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.


Have a good day, and STOP HIJACKING THE PA SYSTEM.

*PA turns off*

*PA mysteriously turns back on*

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*PA turns off again*

((Sorry for not posting one of these yesterday. I had complications with computer use and dental problems came across me.))


Day 5, Friday

Alright, after eliminating a few mysterious characters, we believe the ship is clean and now we don't have to worry about the creepers anymore!

Our captain for today will be Luke Skywalker.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and toejam.

In between breakfast and lunch, Luke Skywalker will be teaching everyone some fighting moves. Be sure to bring some weapons, if you have any!

Lunch will be pork rinds, books, orange juice, and tiny plastic figurines.

Afterwords, there will be a clinic open for anyone that lost any body parts during Luke Skywalker's lesson.

Then, we will throw lightsabers at pictures of Sith Lords, because they suck.


For supper there will be roast beef sandwiches, tires, cookies, and parakeet stew.


After supper, there will be a showing of Independence Day, and then a few episodes of South Park, and then we will be watching the SAW trilogy, featuring Klown.


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.


Have a nice day.

*PA turns off*

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