Now i don't own any of this i saw it somewhere else and decided to post it here.

"When she stares at your mouth -Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you -Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough -Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet -Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you -Give her your attention. When she pulls away -Pull her back. When you see her at her worst -Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying -Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking -Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared -Protect her. When she steals your favorite hoodie-Let her keep it. When she teases you -Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time -Reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt -Back yourself up. When she says that she loves you -She really does more than you can understand. When she grabs at your hands -Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret -Keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes -Don't look away until she does. When she says it's over- She still wants you to be hers. When she reposts this bulletin- She wants you to read it. Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose a** am i kicking, BABY?"

That seems like logical advice there. Good thing you found this, it can helps you in real life. Maybe it will maybe it won't. Life can only answer that question

This is a solid bit of advice for guys... If the girl in question actually likes you. The fact of the matter is that things are only this simple if you are dating, and even then some of it is rather questionable. Obviously a lot of it shouldn't be taken literally, like "Grab her and don't let go." You must let go, lol. But the biggest problem I have here is this:
"When she says it's over- She still wants you to be hers." Following that is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Here's some of my advice, although it may not sound as romantic:
Be honest. Be faithful. Ask what she likes. Do what she likes.

Um...I guess most of them are true, but the one about her pulling away and pulling her back is just not right cause it could be something about her being mad or something.  I do not know, in some parts of the saying, it is true.

Minus the kissy stuff, I do similar things with my friends. 

Some of this stuff is obvious, but the rest is contradictory. What?

I think I'll stick to being me. =P

Well...I think it's a romantic approach..but if your very busy and concentrated about your work...... won't really apply.(even some girls don't like all this )....(it applies only if that guy thinks like that) ....well i think one should be rational or  can be nice.....would not like to overdo it...some(initial) notes are good though... .

These are pretty good tips, but used in the wrong situation could end up with you in the hospital with a broken nose and a some cracked ribs lol. I have seen these tips before and they usually work 80 percent of the time. 

Yeah... uhh NO
read about half that stuff and decided most of it is garbage

Interesting....probably where iam going wrong....

Whens shes Quiet - Put on the football .
Whens she grabs you - Push her back
When she stares at my mouth - Tell her shoes rude and look me in the eye

.....May need to touch up on my technique

this was great for me. Thank you so much!!!!

some of this stuff not true with my girl she would flip someone if they touched her from behind is one thing in fact she is the strongest in school

I did this in school today!

End results: I ended up getting a black eye..

I have to correct a few of these from a mans perspective:

"Give her the world"... and she still won't be satisfied
"Whose a** am i kicking, BABY?"... your own a** cause then you get felony and jail time.
"When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers"... yours and who elses?

When a girl says she is ok she is not. Ok...
When a girl says its over its not. Ok...

That is some serious mind games right there which is why its hard to trust them.

This is why pricks go well with the ladies, they do opposite of what the ladies want. And then the ladies complain about how bad it is, but go back in a heartbeat then they make babies and before you know it you got children involved and screw their lives up. End of rant.

... and when the restraining order comes in the mail, it says no no though her heart says yes yes...

These heartfelt facebook philosophical quotes/rants/crap don`t work so well in real life.

Like if u crye evry tyme.

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HOW TO TREAT A GIRL: SHE BE YOUR BB. KISS HER IF SHE BE LOOKIN' AROUND. IF SHE TRY TO LEAVE, PULL HER BACK, SHE STILL LIKES YOU.

Facebook, you let me down all the time. I wish I didn't feel obligated to have it.

Anyway, this advice is a bit misleading. Let me dissect this.

When she stares at your mouth -Kiss her
If a girl is looking at your mouth, that's not an instant cue to rape her mouth. She may be looking at your huge canker on your mouth. Or quietly appreciating your five o'clock shadow. Or wondering why you didn't brush your teeth before taking her out to McDonald's for a value meal courtesy of your allowance.

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you -Grab her and don't let go
If a girl is hitting you, it's probably not because she thinks she's stronger, it's probably because she wants you to get your hand off her ass or to stop checking out her older and slightly hotter sister. By grabbing her and pulling her back, you just seem like a big dumb bohunk that can't keep his meathooks to himself. You're in the dog house, buddy. Get the hell outta here.

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough -Kiss her and tell her you love her
If a girl is cussing at you, it's probably because you already pissed her off and she wants you to go away. Kissing someone when they're mad is a double edged sword. Sure, sometimes (rarely) it can be romantic and like OH DERP, I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU. <3 But, it also opens you up to a knee to the nuts.

When she's quiet -Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you -Give her your attention.
If she's quiet, she's probably deep in thought, perhaps pondering the mysteries of the universe or wondering why she ever agreed to date you. If she ignores you, it's because the answer to these is much more taxing than she anticipated when she started these thought processes. Asking her what's wrong is all right, but you may not like the answer. Giving her your attention will probably speed up her "I'm definitely ready to dump this prick" decision.

When she pulls away -Pull her back
If a girl pulls away, it's either because she thinks you're repugnant or she has to pee. Just let her go, creep.

When you see her at her worst -Tell her she's beautiful
If a girl is sitting on the toilet, doubled over with an exotic influenza/food poisoning combo, don't tell her she's beautiful. She knows she looks like the things nightmares are made of, and it couldn't be more obvious that you're a liar.

When you see her start crying -Just hold her and don't say a word
If a girl bursts into tears in your company, you probably made her cry. Don't just stand there like a big dumb mute, apologize and grovel.

When you see her walking -Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
If a girl is walking, it's probably because she has stuff to do. If you sneak up on her, she's probably going to assume you're going to throw her in a van with painted out windows, and I don't mean one nearly as fun as the 4chan Party Van. If you want to give a girl a heart attack, you can do that. But you'd probably have better luck running up beside her and greeting her like you're not a rapist. It's nice to keep that illusion going for as long as possible in a relationship, I've found.

When she looks at you with doubt -Back yourself up
When a girl says "I don't think butter is a good lubricant", don't back yourself up. Take her word for it.

When she grabs at your hands -Hold her's and play with her fingers
If she grabs at your hands, it's probably because she doesn't like where they are. There's nothing more irritating than trying to get someone's hand off your armrest and having them dick around with your fingers instead of going away.

When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh
If a girl bumps into you, it's because of 2 possible reasons. 1) She's trying to push you out into traffic, 2.) It was an accident. Either way, if you bump her back, it's still an a**h*** move.

When she looks at you in your eyes -Don't look away until she does.
Warning: Not all women are turned on by staring contests.

When she says it's over- She still wants you to be hers.
Negative. A girl wanted you to be hers up until you ruined it. When she says it's over, it means grab your crap and GTFO.

When she reposts this bulletin- She wants you to read it.
If a girl reposts this wanting you to reread it, it's because you're a crappy boyfriend and she's passive aggressive.

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
If a girl isn't saying anything on the phone, it's because she's bored to tears. Make up an excuse to get off the phone so she doesn't have to be the bad guy.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
When a girl is mad, don't capture her. Let her go punch dance down the street like Kevin Bacon so she can get her rage out.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
If she says she's okay, believe her. Being doubted all the time is annoying. And if she isn't okay and she's lying, then it's better to ignore her, so she'll stop being shady.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
If you're not with her at midnight on her birthday, it's probably going to be a crappy birthday. You already dropped the ball, let her sleep/celebrate with her more attentive friends.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Obsessions are creepy. Stop starving your pet and go get a job, there's more to life than a girlfriend.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
If she's sick, she needs to rest. It's hard to sleep when there's someone laying next to you staring at your snotty face all night.

Give her the world.
Any girl that would expect the world as a token of love is a "b-word". Get outta that situation toot sweet.

Let her wear your clothes.
If she thinks she has to wear your clothes, do yourselves both a favor and give her some money to buy her own.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.
Make sure she's not wearing white and you're in a public place, that could turn out awkwardly.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose a** am i kicking, BABY?"
There's a lot of 1's on that dice, DM. What if her father hit the family dog with the car on accident? Are you really offering to beat up her dad? I think she's suffered enough, jerk.


I hope this helps.

KG : Amen.

Look, girls and guys who think this is so sweet and "true"... this only works in movies and during a few months of infatuation. Some of this is very very true, in SOME situations. Sometimes when she's quiet... you need to shut that pie hole of yours, and just be there in her prescence... not constantly ask her "what's wrong?".

But, it's no use trying to convince teens that this butterfly candy corn rainbow doesn't work all the time... believe this is part of growing up for some kids; you'll learn the hard way.

some good advice there, I try my best to be that way tbh but it seems like it's never good enough lol guess i'm doomed to be forever alone

I try and do as much as I can to please any girl im with. GF or just a friend, Most of these things seem like....you can only do them if you know she will react the way you want.

Cause if you were to try these things on a girl you like but has no idea who you are youll get a restraining order.

Carried a girls books to school for her. Geuss im on the right track. I make them laugh easily. Eh.