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06-16-11 02:42 PM
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The U.S. Constitution ACTUALLY reads "All men are created equal - except Chuck Norris, who was created better"

The U.S. Constitution ACTUALLY reads "All men are created equal - except Chuck Norris, who was created better"

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There is no Endangered Animals list, just a list of animals Chuck Norris doesn't like.
There is no Endangered Animals list, just a list of animals Chuck Norris doesn't like.
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It was said the rooster calls to awaken the sun, no sorry, the sun came up to soak up the powerful energy rays when Chuck Norris smiles in the morning when he gets up.
It was said the rooster calls to awaken the sun, no sorry, the sun came up to soak up the powerful energy rays when Chuck Norris smiles in the morning when he gets up.
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Night time...when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Night time...when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleeps, he waits. Ok, some of you know that already.
If a Chuck Norris punched another Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.
Did you know that Chuck Norris is the only person to pass the split-screen level of Pac-man?
Chuck Norris doesn't sleeps, he waits. Ok, some of you know that already.
If a Chuck Norris punched another Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.
Did you know that Chuck Norris is the only person to pass the split-screen level of Pac-man?
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator but then he would have to turn his movie into a documentary.

If Chuck Norris and Mr. T were in a bar at the same time it wouldn't be able to contain the combined awesomeness and explode.

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked somebody at the same time Mr. T pitied the fool the world would end.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator but then he would have to turn his movie into a documentary.

If Chuck Norris and Mr. T were in a bar at the same time it wouldn't be able to contain the combined awesomeness and explode.

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked somebody at the same time Mr. T pitied the fool the world would end.
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Chuck norris and this t-rex were having a fight over a bone one day, dont nobody touch chuck noriss' bone...
so then he killed all the dinosaurs =.=
Chuck norris and this t-rex were having a fight over a bone one day, dont nobody touch chuck noriss' bone...
so then he killed all the dinosaurs =.=
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Here is another.

How much would can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?

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AS MUCH AS CHUCK NORRIS CAN!
Here is another.

How much would can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?

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AS MUCH AS CHUCK NORRIS CAN!
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There's an old saying in the west. God created us.....Chuck Norris created God
There's an old saying in the west. God created us.....Chuck Norris created God
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The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris.
The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris.
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