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Somewhere, $0m3h0w - PART TWO - B0B

 

08-13-11 01:28 AM
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To fully understand what's going on, please read "Another Place, Anotha Tyme"

For part 1, please read "$AM"

PART 2
B0B
}-_______________________/-{


Sitting at the Citadel of Evil, Bob, our troublesome kidnapped boy, who had a lightsaber through his head, was inside of a 85 year old man’s stomach. This 85 year old man was formerly known as Johnny P, but now its Jonathon Platter. Johnny P. ate Bob’s remains shortly before he turned back into his normal self.

As it turns out, Bob wasn’t really dead, in fact, being inside of the stomach for so long, with all of the healing creams and oatmeal that the old man used as medicine healed him in a way, and he feels good as new, well, except for being inside of the same small area for over 5 years. He’s been trying to escape for so long, yet he’s had no successful efforts in escaping. All he ate was half chewed mashed potatoes and prune juice. It gets to you after a while. The old mans digestive system was clearly flawed, his stomach acids were so weak that it was a liveable condition. How can one be inside of a stomach for that long without being digested?


After a while, Bob noticed that the lightsaber that used to be straight through his head is now in the large intestine. He uses all of his might and pulls it out of the intestine. He tried and tried, but it wouldn’t budge, until he turned on the lightsaber and accidentally sliced the old mans large intestine in half! He wanted to get out before the poor old man died with him inside, so he cut a hole through the man with the lightsaber, and escaped.


The old man, now a slain wreck, was now on the verge of losing his life. With all of his time inside of the stomach, he got bored easily and learned witchcraft. With a few “Repairfors” with a shake of his lightsaber, which more resembled a magic wand now, and the old man was back up to strength. He saved the old man, who felt a lot lighter, and started to float away, but he hit the ceiling, and he ended up knocking a bunch of items off of his shelves, including 2 mouldy Pop Tarts in a jar, with what looks like Peanut Butter and Raspberry jam between them.


The jar fell to the ground, and the pop tarts started bouncing around with the old man, eventually, Bob’s frail body got in the way of the Pop Tart’s path, and with his jaw dropped in amazement, Bob accidentally ate the PopTarts. Bob got a huge stomach ache immediately, the boy was then changing. Smashing came from the South East, and the giant clock, which Johnny P wore, fell onto Bob’s shoulders. Bob grew 2 extra heads, and he became B. Padilla. The horrifying figure pulled out a thumb tack, and popped the old man on his toe, and caught him as he quickly fell to the floor. He placed him down, and gave him some Tylenol. He then flow off into the sun, with a dark voice, he screamed “I NEED TO FIND THE REAL CHOSEN ONES”.

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3 OF SOMEWHERE, $0M3H0W!
To fully understand what's going on, please read "Another Place, Anotha Tyme"

For part 1, please read "$AM"

PART 2
B0B
}-_______________________/-{


Sitting at the Citadel of Evil, Bob, our troublesome kidnapped boy, who had a lightsaber through his head, was inside of a 85 year old man’s stomach. This 85 year old man was formerly known as Johnny P, but now its Jonathon Platter. Johnny P. ate Bob’s remains shortly before he turned back into his normal self.

As it turns out, Bob wasn’t really dead, in fact, being inside of the stomach for so long, with all of the healing creams and oatmeal that the old man used as medicine healed him in a way, and he feels good as new, well, except for being inside of the same small area for over 5 years. He’s been trying to escape for so long, yet he’s had no successful efforts in escaping. All he ate was half chewed mashed potatoes and prune juice. It gets to you after a while. The old mans digestive system was clearly flawed, his stomach acids were so weak that it was a liveable condition. How can one be inside of a stomach for that long without being digested?


After a while, Bob noticed that the lightsaber that used to be straight through his head is now in the large intestine. He uses all of his might and pulls it out of the intestine. He tried and tried, but it wouldn’t budge, until he turned on the lightsaber and accidentally sliced the old mans large intestine in half! He wanted to get out before the poor old man died with him inside, so he cut a hole through the man with the lightsaber, and escaped.


The old man, now a slain wreck, was now on the verge of losing his life. With all of his time inside of the stomach, he got bored easily and learned witchcraft. With a few “Repairfors” with a shake of his lightsaber, which more resembled a magic wand now, and the old man was back up to strength. He saved the old man, who felt a lot lighter, and started to float away, but he hit the ceiling, and he ended up knocking a bunch of items off of his shelves, including 2 mouldy Pop Tarts in a jar, with what looks like Peanut Butter and Raspberry jam between them.


The jar fell to the ground, and the pop tarts started bouncing around with the old man, eventually, Bob’s frail body got in the way of the Pop Tart’s path, and with his jaw dropped in amazement, Bob accidentally ate the PopTarts. Bob got a huge stomach ache immediately, the boy was then changing. Smashing came from the South East, and the giant clock, which Johnny P wore, fell onto Bob’s shoulders. Bob grew 2 extra heads, and he became B. Padilla. The horrifying figure pulled out a thumb tack, and popped the old man on his toe, and caught him as he quickly fell to the floor. He placed him down, and gave him some Tylenol. He then flow off into the sun, with a dark voice, he screamed “I NEED TO FIND THE REAL CHOSEN ONES”.

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3 OF SOMEWHERE, $0M3H0W!
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