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08-07-11 01:16 AM
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Cyro Xero made a thread about this in the underground, but I found the book, and it costs $18, so for those here who don't want to spend that much on a novelty book, here's the full content.




This is the audiobook, with Samuel L Jackson narrating.

This is the text. You can read along to the narration.
















There we have it. Enjoy.
Cyro Xero made a thread about this in the underground, but I found the book, and it costs $18, so for those here who don't want to spend that much on a novelty book, here's the full content.




This is the audiobook, with Samuel L Jackson narrating.

This is the text. You can read along to the narration.
















There we have it. Enjoy.
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That was hilarious! And I think he did a great job of narrating it, since I couldn't stop laughing.
That was hilarious! And I think he did a great job of narrating it, since I couldn't stop laughing.
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I listened to it the first time back in June. If I was at home and not at college, I could have been rolling on the floor as this played. I don't know what it is, but somehow Samuel L. Jackson does sound like the perfect choice to narrate this book.
I listened to it the first time back in June. If I was at home and not at college, I could have been rolling on the floor as this played. I don't know what it is, but somehow Samuel L. Jackson does sound like the perfect choice to narrate this book.
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This book is how we feel about bed time for my little sister....  Some times we fall asleep before she does, then she hits us in the face or stomach to wake us up!  Usually she doesn't go to bed till around 11 pm so I know what this dad goes through in this book!  If my parents didn't loath swear words so much I would show them this.  This is great stuff!
This book is how we feel about bed time for my little sister....  Some times we fall asleep before she does, then she hits us in the face or stomach to wake us up!  Usually she doesn't go to bed till around 11 pm so I know what this dad goes through in this book!  If my parents didn't loath swear words so much I would show them this.  This is great stuff!
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Wow, so it's out already? I thought it wasn't being released until October. Samuel Jackson is the perfect voice for this book.
Wow, so it's out already? I thought it wasn't being released until October. Samuel Jackson is the perfect voice for this book.
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This is no doubt the best children's book Lets see how many children start swearing after some idiotic parents read this to them
This is no doubt the best children's book Lets see how many children start swearing after some idiotic parents read this to them
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My friend Nick was up at my house the other week, and I showed him the video of Samuel L Jackson reading it.

We were laughing so hard.

Best. Book. Ever.
My friend Nick was up at my house the other week, and I showed him the video of Samuel L Jackson reading it.

We were laughing so hard.

Best. Book. Ever.
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To go this low, think he must be running out of cash.
To go this low, think he must be running out of cash.
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Or maybe,
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He just has a good sense of humor.

I think it's hilarious, personally.
Or maybe,
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He just has a good sense of humor.

I think it's hilarious, personally.
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silverthundr :

Or both lol
silverthundr :

Or both lol
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Haha this is the best book ever, I love it. i'd so want to read this before bed.
Haha this is the best book ever, I love it. i'd so want to read this before bed.
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XD my little cousin would die laughing. to bad I can't read it to him, though. still, it's pretty damn funny.
XD my little cousin would die laughing. to bad I can't read it to him, though. still, it's pretty damn funny.
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aww damn the video is no longer available. I guess I'll look elsewhere for the song.



-haha i found a dif link and its hilarious. I do Love Samuel L. Jackson
aww damn the video is no longer available. I guess I'll look elsewhere for the song.



-haha i found a dif link and its hilarious. I do Love Samuel L. Jackson
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