Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Register
☷ Vizzed.com Play Retro Games Vizzed Board Video Games Game Music Market Minecraft Radio Widgets Virtual Bible
☷ Register   Login  
Your Threads All Threads Contribution Points New Posts News and Updates Active Users Online Users User Ranks Post Search
About   Users   Help
Users & Guests Online
On Page: 1
Directory: 150
Entire Site: 9 & 1409
Page Staff: tgags123, pokemon x, tgags123, supercool22, SonicOlmstead, Barathemos, Furret, geeogree,
07-28-26 05:13 PM

Forum Links

Related Threads
Coming Soon

Thread Information

Views
688
Replies
2
Rating
0
Status
CLOSED
Thread
Creator
hackerman
07-31-11 08:58 AM
Last
Post
Minuano
08-19-11 08:00 AM
Additional Thread Details
Views: 188
Today: 0
Users: 0 unique

Thread Actions

Thread Closed
New Thread
New Poll
Order
 

I have some more funny quotes

 

07-31-11 08:58 AM
hackerman is Offline
Link
| ID: 431508 | 78 Words

hackerman
Level: 134


POSTS: 4224/5147
POST EXP: 140083
LVL EXP: 27994106
CP: 1290.4
VIZ: 26063

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Okay I made a thread a while back with some funny quotes and now I have some more! Enjoy!

1.I am immortal........There was no expiry date on my birth certifacte

2."If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you're insane

3. It's still funny until someone loses a limb

4.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. <-----not by me

5.Me fail English? That's unpossible. <-----Ralph from simpsons

That's all for this one
Okay I made a thread a while back with some funny quotes and now I have some more! Enjoy!

1.I am immortal........There was no expiry date on my birth certifacte

2."If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you're insane

3. It's still funny until someone loses a limb

4.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. <-----not by me

5.Me fail English? That's unpossible. <-----Ralph from simpsons

That's all for this one

Vizzed Elite
2nd Place In The June 2011 VCS 7th Place In the July 2011 VCS


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 11-02-10
Last Post: 5096 days
Last Active: 3425 days

08-05-11 03:41 PM
POKeMAD is Offline
Link
| ID: 434416 | 76 Words

POKeMAD
Level: 73


POSTS: 1165/1259
POST EXP: 62697
LVL EXP: 3325113
CP: 25.7
VIZ: 2695

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
haha pretty funny

heres one my friend said to me the other day, i dont know if she got it from somewhere but she told me:

'It aint' over till the fat lady sings, and my singing lessons start in an hour so you better hurry yo ass up'

she's not fat at all but I laughed soo much, what made it funnier was the face she put on when she said it :') gd times
haha pretty funny

heres one my friend said to me the other day, i dont know if she got it from somewhere but she told me:

'It aint' over till the fat lady sings, and my singing lessons start in an hour so you better hurry yo ass up'

she's not fat at all but I laughed soo much, what made it funnier was the face she put on when she said it :') gd times

--------------------
don't click this link...
Trusted Member
..should probably be doing something


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 05-28-11
Location: London,England
Last Post: 5463 days
Last Active: 5174 days

08-19-11 08:00 AM
Minuano is Online
Link
| ID: 443762 | 15 Words

Minuano
Galacta
Super Davideo7 2
Level: 129


POSTS: 332/4597
POST EXP: 221054
LVL EXP: 24486280
CP: 16725.3
VIZ: 523086

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
"Flying is like learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Not me.
"Flying is like learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Not me.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Former Admin


Affected by 'Trooperness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-03-09
Last Post: 2 hours
Last Active: 27 sec.

(edited by Galacta on 08-19-11 08:01 AM)    

Links

Page Comments

Dove4JS - 12-12-20 05:26 AM
no image
joldboy70 - 07-10-20 11:13 AM
test
joldboy70 - 07-10-20 11:12 AM
test
savage23157 - 04-08-20 01:33 PM
Hi im new vizzed
zokuza - 11-18-19 09:08 AM
final got playstaion games unlock yes baby digimon world here i com
yoshirulez! - 02-10-17 08:45 PM
MAY MAYS
yoshirulez! - 02-10-17 08:45 PM
maymays
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?

Adblocker detected!

Vizzed.com is very expensive to keep alive! The Ads pay for the servers.

Vizzed has 3 TB worth of games and 1 TB worth of music.  This site is free to use but the ads barely pay for the monthly server fees.  If too many more people use ad block, the site cannot survive.

We prioritize the community over the site profits.  This is why we avoid using annoying (but high paying) ads like most other sites which include popups, obnoxious sounds and animations, malware, and other forms of intrusiveness.  We'll do our part to never resort to these types of ads, please do your part by helping support this site by adding Vizzed.com to your ad blocking whitelist.

×