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Okay I made a thread a while back with some funny quotes and now I have some more! Enjoy!

1.I am immortal........There was no expiry date on my birth certifacte

2."If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you're insane

3. It's still funny until someone loses a limb

4.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. <-----not by me

5.Me fail English? That's unpossible. <-----Ralph from simpsons

That's all for this one

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08-05-11 03:41 PM

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haha pretty funny

heres one my friend said to me the other day, i dont know if she got it from somewhere but she told me:

'It aint' over till the fat lady sings, and my singing lessons start in an hour so you better hurry yo ass up'

she's not fat at all but I laughed soo much, what made it funnier was the face she put on when she said it :') gd times

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