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06-08-12 06:11 PM
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In Soviet Russia... Virginity takes you
In Soviet Russia... Virginity takes you
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In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!
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In Corporate America, you break law ... but in Soviet Russia, LAW BREAKS YOU.
In Corporate America, you break law ... but in Soviet Russia, LAW BREAKS YOU.
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LOL! A NICE THREAD!

In America,babies eat gummy bears and s*** on the toilet!

In Soviet Russia,HUGE GUMMY BEARS EAT YOU AND THE TOILET s***S ON US!
LOL! A NICE THREAD!

In America,babies eat gummy bears and s*** on the toilet!

In Soviet Russia,HUGE GUMMY BEARS EAT YOU AND THE TOILET s***S ON US!
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In America, You cook food.

In Soviet Russia... Food Cooks you!
In America, You cook food.

In Soviet Russia... Food Cooks you!
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I'm Russian. This is.... Awkward.

In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!

I'm Russian. This is.... Awkward.

In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!

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In soviet russia, beat turn you back
In soviet russia, beat turn you back
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01-11-13 05:58 PM
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In America, The Night is Dark.

In Soviet Russia... The Dark is Night!
In America, The Night is Dark.

In Soviet Russia... The Dark is Night!
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In soviet russia you dont try to find the party... in soviet russia the party finds you.

Oh and in soviet russia the president assasinates you.
In soviet russia you dont try to find the party... in soviet russia the party finds you.

Oh and in soviet russia the president assasinates you.
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In soviet russia, you rule hitler.
In soviet russia, you rule hitler.
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In soviet Russia, Youtube watches you
In soviet Russia, Youtube watches you
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01-21-13 11:11 AM
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In America, you liek Mudkips.

In Soviet Russia, Mudkips lieks you.
In America, you liek Mudkips.

In Soviet Russia, Mudkips lieks you.
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01-23-13 06:22 PM
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In America you ride a bike. In Soviet Russia the bike rides you.


In America you ride a bike. In Soviet Russia the bike rides you.

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02-03-13 10:43 PM
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In Soviet Russia, the game just lost you!
In Soviet Russia, the game just lost you!
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In America, we listen to music.

In Soviet Russia, music listen to you! (not my best one)
In America, we listen to music.

In Soviet Russia, music listen to you! (not my best one)
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In America, You download music.

In Soviet Russia, Music downloads you!
In America, You download music.

In Soviet Russia, Music downloads you!
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In America you spam website board
 In Soviet Russia board site spames you!


In America you spam website board
 In Soviet Russia board site spames you!

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(edited by Battyo on 03-24-13 09:29 AM)    

03-24-13 10:12 AM
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In America, you pay government.
In Soviet Russia, government pay you!

(this actually makes sense, seeing as though everything in the Soviet Union was owned by the government)
In America, you pay government.
In Soviet Russia, government pay you!

(this actually makes sense, seeing as though everything in the Soviet Union was owned by the government)
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In American you photoshop
In Soviet Russia photo shops you... I just saw that on facebook and had to post it XD
In American you photoshop
In Soviet Russia photo shops you... I just saw that on facebook and had to post it XD
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Battyo : Lol, good one. This one is made by me.


In America,  you watch Spongebob at night.


In Soviet Russia, Evil Spongebob watches you IN YOUR SLEEP! lol
Battyo : Lol, good one. This one is made by me.


In America,  you watch Spongebob at night.


In Soviet Russia, Evil Spongebob watches you IN YOUR SLEEP! lol
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