You might be a nerd if you've never met any of your friends

If walking up or down a few steps is a work out, you might be a nerd

If the letters on your keyboard are disappearing, you might be a nerd

If your computer costs more than your car, you might be a nerd

If you frequently have to clean the food off your keyboard, you might be a nerd


those are just some quickies I came up with, anyone is free to come up with their own.

If you bought a computer instead of a car, you might be a nerd.

If you don't get your permit until you are 17, you might be nerd.

If you express yourself thought the keyboard better then through vocal tones, you might be a nerd.

If your shoes have the equation for your computer class written on them, you might be a nerd.

If your emo shirt is funny, you might be a nerd.

If you are type of person who can read binary, you might be a nerd.

If you've never meet any of your friends in person, you might be a nerd.

If you know how to clean your computer after spilling wine on it, you might be a nerd.

If you can remember 40 digits of PI, you might be a nerd.

If you only have to sit down at your computer to attend a important meeting, you might be a nerd.

If you spend more time on your computer then working, you might be a nerd.

If you've ever asked for the toaster plugin for something, you might be a nerd.

If you've ever considered programming a message board but can't figure out how to fit it in to gaming time, you might be a nerd.

If the background for your dreams have anything to do with DDR, you might be a nerd.

If you can remember your IP address, you might be a nerd.

If you can't live without your computer for three days, you might be a nerd.

If you run out of room on your desktop, you might be a nerd.

If your favorite character is a nerd, you might be a nerd.

If you have a usb drink cooler and heater in use at the same time, you might be a nerd.

If you've given your laptop legs so it can follow you everywhere, you might be a nerd.

If you can make sense of hex code, you might be a nerd.

If you browse 4chan you might be a nerd...

If you stood in line for Windows Vista, you might be a nerd.

If you know your IP address, you might be a nerd.

If you have a toy sitting on your desk right now, you might be a nerd.

If you use Google to find more nerd jokes, you're definitely a nerd.

If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd

Originally posted by Davideo7

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If you stood in line for Windows Vista, you might be a nerd.

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No that would make you an idiot.

If you laugh at the words "surprise buttsecks", then you are an nerd

DM, I loved your post. I lol'd

If you update something from 8.1.0128 to 8.1.0132, you might be a nerd (or just paranoid).

If you have numbers in your name, you might be a nerd.

If you go by the nick YTN3rd your defiantly a nerd.

If someone talks to you and you say "This contact has offerd a saultation, cancel or allow?" then your probably a nerd.

If you have 2 or more screens, because you NEED them, your probably a nerd.

If you stand inline for the latest version of linux, you might be a nerd.

If you know how to get games made for windows to run in linux, you might be a nerd.

If you play World of Warcraft on linux, you might be a nerd.

If you can get to level 60 in less then 5 days, you might be a nerd.

Ps. windows is not nerd or geek material.

If you use a videogame character as a user name your a nerd.
If you can only think of one nerd joke your a damn nerd

If you think that

for( ; ; )
{
System.out.println("hahaha... n00b..");
}

works, then your a nerd. (even bigger one if you know the language.)

If you have your own geek code, then you ARE a nerd.

If you write your own nerd code system, then you are a nerd.

If you can read theban b/c it looks cool, you are a nerd.

If you can't come up with more then one nerd joke, you are not a nerd.

If your code consists of symbols of your own design, you are a nerd.

If you compile your own language, you are a nerd.

If you logically conclude windows is better off without anti-virus or anti-spyware software, you are a geek.

If you think vista is... nvm, thats not a subject for now.

If you bump old nerdy threads your a nerd.

If you've come to belive linux is for communists, you might be a nerd (or discoverd the truth... )

If you write 3.14 jokes about being a nerd then your probly a nerd.

If you can intergrate ∫eⁿ dn then your not a nerd, you can do basic calculus

If you've ever dressed up as a star wars character
or
If you try and look like a video game character

Originally posted by Davideo7

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If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd

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Ahem. If your username is Davideo7, you might be a nerd.
If your job is a web designer you might be a nerd.
If you are Affected by 'VIZZED Syndrome' then you are definently a nerd.

If you've read the rules and know what vizzed syndrome is, then your a nerd.

Originally posted by BigBob85

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If you've read the rules and know what vizzed syndrome is, then your a nerd.

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Touche, Bob you are a worthy adversary.
Just so this isn't spam.
You might be a nerd if you know what the word adversary means.

You might be a nerd if you think you can be a word.

You might be a nerd if you date people you have never seen a picture of before.

^ You might be a nerd if you date people you've only met online.

< is dating a girl he met online

If you're BigBob85, you're a nerd

If you take the time to find or think of nerd jokes, you might be a nerd

Wow, BigBob, you are a nerb. (no offense) Hah you're funny. I could kinda tell you wanted to show that you were a big nerd. Funny funny.