Patrick Star, hands down. His personality appeals to me for some reason.

My favorite character is Squidward, aside from being a talking squid who works for an underwater restaurant, he's the most realistic one there.

He is not having ANY of Spongebob's crap.

Sandy cuz she's a hardcore karate and scientific Texan like me.

I've got to go with Squidward. He honestly isn't terribly mean in the old episodes, and in the new Spongebob, he has a good reason to hate spongebob. I honestly think that Spongebob doesn't have any brain left, because he is SO STUPID in the new episodes.

Patrick! That dim witted star makes my mornings xD
Watching him never fails to make me laugh, he always finds a new way to o something silly lol
And his house is a mystery O.O

Maybe Plankton, or perhaps Mr. Krabs. Mr.Krabs said WT* to Spongebob in an episode. (They already deleted it.)

Patrick! Why? Because my name's Patrick!

Seriously, though, he's hilarious in a lot of different ways, and he just makes me laugh so much. Definitely the best Spongebob character; they wrote him well.

I'll have to say squidward, because he can play that clarinet!

I would say squidward, he puts up with alot living next door to 2 idiots all day, and putting up with one at work all day is really annoying. I like him because of all of his wise crack jokes, and he kind of represents me with the way I have to put up with them when they act goofy and sometimes annoying. I really feel sorry for squidward, and how miserable everyday is for him and how he never gets any peace and quiet, or even a break from dumb spongebob and patrick. And also having to work for cheap Mr. Krabs who pays him like 2 cents for all of his time at the krusty krab. I honestly hate patrick, because of his uniquely extreme stupidity, but that's what also makes him really funny and dumb, haha I have laughed so much from all the dumb things patrick has said.




When spongebob breaks his butt on the mountain, and he shatters,
Sandy says "are you okay spongebob?"

then stupidly patrick says "do it again I wasn't looking."

then sandy says "don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"


then he says "not till 4"


Or when he has to take the lid off of the jar, spongebob is like the lid, the lid, the lid lid lid, and he finally puts his hand on it to take the top off, and he says oh no I broke it! Haha, as if patrick couldn't get any dumber, but apparently he can!