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Got my first job!

 

03-31-11 04:27 PM
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hackerman : The beauty of selling knives (well... High Quality Kitchen Cutlery as my manual calls it) is that I come to you.

To all who care, my process is:
1. I call you, we set up an appointment to do a presentation of the product at your house.
2. I come to your house. I get paid to show it, so I'm not trying to convince you to buy.
3. I do my presentation, and if you like what you see, you can buy anything you like! (you can't buy me, prostitution's illegal, even male prostitution) Haha
hackerman : The beauty of selling knives (well... High Quality Kitchen Cutlery as my manual calls it) is that I come to you.

To all who care, my process is:
1. I call you, we set up an appointment to do a presentation of the product at your house.
2. I come to your house. I get paid to show it, so I'm not trying to convince you to buy.
3. I do my presentation, and if you like what you see, you can buy anything you like! (you can't buy me, prostitution's illegal, even male prostitution) Haha

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Zeldisaster : whoa wasn't panning on buying you but don't take this the wrong way thats a bit much for kitchen knives don't ya think is it some special knife or something
Zeldisaster : whoa wasn't panning on buying you but don't take this the wrong way thats a bit much for kitchen knives don't ya think is it some special knife or something

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Zeldisaster : Thats nice, I wish I had a job. Tell me something? How do it feel to have a job, to be able to get out of the house with a good excuse. Do it feel good to say you have a job that sells knives.
Zeldisaster : Thats nice, I wish I had a job. Tell me something? How do it feel to have a job, to be able to get out of the house with a good excuse. Do it feel good to say you have a job that sells knives.

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hackerman : I could tell you the whole sales pitch, but you wouldn't believe me.

I could tell you the truth:
-Our scissors can cut through pennies over and over without once going dull.
-Our knives can slice through biker-jacket leather like literal butter.
-Our knives stay sharp for 10 years easily, and then we sharpen them for free.

But you'd never believe me. Not unless you saw it yourself.

Though, it doesn't matter. You probably live too far away from Toledo, Ohio. Where I am. So I can't sell to you anyway.

I could figure out where a closer Sales Rep is to you though...
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hackerman : I could tell you the whole sales pitch, but you wouldn't believe me.

I could tell you the truth:
-Our scissors can cut through pennies over and over without once going dull.
-Our knives can slice through biker-jacket leather like literal butter.
-Our knives stay sharp for 10 years easily, and then we sharpen them for free.

But you'd never believe me. Not unless you saw it yourself.

Though, it doesn't matter. You probably live too far away from Toledo, Ohio. Where I am. So I can't sell to you anyway.

I could figure out where a closer Sales Rep is to you though...

FINALIZE!
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RED GAIA ERASER!
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now that is one sharp knife wait a minuite...that is a killing knife!?
now that is one sharp knife wait a minuite...that is a killing knife!?

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mr.keys : It feels like crap being 19 finally getting a job. Ohio's economy sucks, but I guess you take what you can get. And I got stuck with this.

hackerman : They're not killing knives. Just better than what you've got at home (alright, now I offended you for no reason Haha so I'm sorry) Just picture trying to cut a watermelon with a rusty old knife. Bad idea, and very difficult.

But I sell a bread slicing knife that can easily cut through a watermelon with no more effort than... let's say... switching gears on a stick-shift.
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mr.keys : It feels like crap being 19 finally getting a job. Ohio's economy sucks, but I guess you take what you can get. And I got stuck with this.

hackerman : They're not killing knives. Just better than what you've got at home (alright, now I offended you for no reason Haha so I'm sorry) Just picture trying to cut a watermelon with a rusty old knife. Bad idea, and very difficult.

But I sell a bread slicing knife that can easily cut through a watermelon with no more effort than... let's say... switching gears on a stick-shift.

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Zeldisaster : well I always say look at the bright side at least you have a job. I wish I had one so I could get some money and I wouldn't have to be at home with my grandma all the time.
Zeldisaster : well I always say look at the bright side at least you have a job. I wish I had one so I could get some money and I wouldn't have to be at home with my grandma all the time.

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