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The Rules are you must start the sentence with "In other News______" / "We now report____!", or "We're coming to you live from_____!"

In other News a Homeless man finds daughter through Twitter.

The Rules are you must start the sentence with "In other News______" / "We now report____!", or "We're coming to you live from_____!"

In other News a Homeless man finds daughter through Twitter.

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We're coming to you live from japan! a wild golem appeared! go, japanese! Golem used magnitude 8.9, Japan fainted!

We're coming to you live from japan! a wild golem appeared! go, japanese! Golem used magnitude 8.9, Japan fainted!

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We now report live from CNN news when Davide07 yells at a poor newbie, and... -blabs on live TV-
We now report live from CNN news when Davide07 yells at a poor newbie, and... -blabs on live TV-

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In other news it has been proven that being on the computer more than 5 hours a day can extend your life...no wait that cant be right...or is it?
In other news it has been proven that being on the computer more than 5 hours a day can extend your life...no wait that cant be right...or is it?

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We're coming to you live from Silver Town where Gary Oak has just taken the Silver Conference by storm, he has just been announced the new winner!
We're coming to you live from Silver Town where Gary Oak has just taken the Silver Conference by storm, he has just been announced the new winner!

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We're coming to you live in Tokyo, where a 10.0 mag. earthquake occurred again, in the wake of the recent 9.0 mag. earthquake! -listens to my mic.- According to my reporter, a earthquake broke out in Vancouver and Seattle both! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?! -checks date- Whoa, it's December 21, 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're coming to you live in Tokyo, where a 10.0 mag. earthquake occurred again, in the wake of the recent 9.0 mag. earthquake! -listens to my mic.- According to my reporter, a earthquake broke out in Vancouver and Seattle both! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?! -checks date- Whoa, it's December 21, 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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UserMike : "We now report that a...... monkey in underwear thats on fire runnig with a bannana chasing a lion,tiger, and a hyenna screaming at the top of its lungs in the city of tokyo!"
UserMike : "We now report that a...... monkey in underwear thats on fire runnig with a bannana chasing a lion,tiger, and a hyenna screaming at the top of its lungs in the city of tokyo!"

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in other news in america a man found himself the butt of a joke in his local wallmart,when he discovered he was glued to the toilet sea.after the fire service sent him to hospital with the toilet seat attached the police announced if they discovered who was responsible for this witty april fools prank they would be charged with 2nd degree assault
in other news in america a man found himself the butt of a joke in his local wallmart,when he discovered he was glued to the toilet sea.after the fire service sent him to hospital with the toilet seat attached the police announced if they discovered who was responsible for this witty april fools prank they would be charged with 2nd degree assault

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were coming to you live from Vizzed, where the underground gamer is forcing people to falsify news reports. So I have been reduced to reporting false news, but news about false news is still news, right?
were coming to you live from Vizzed, where the underground gamer is forcing people to falsify news reports. So I have been reduced to reporting false news, but news about false news is still news, right?

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We now report that famous pop singer Lady Gaga is Dead! Millions of fans mourn for the loss of their Monster Queen.
We now report that famous pop singer Lady Gaga is Dead! Millions of fans mourn for the loss of their Monster Queen.

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Live from the White House... Barack Obama has told us to go F*** ourselves.... Wait, I've got a news flash, and he doesn't f***ing care. Back to you!

Live from the White House... Barack Obama has told us to go F*** ourselves.... Wait, I've got a news flash, and he doesn't f***ing care. Back to you!

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Breaking news! Chuck Norris is a transsexual. We go to Cher with the in-depth report!
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Breaking news! Chuck Norris is a transsexual. We go to Cher with the in-depth report!

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In other News Sesame Street's Cookie Monster has been convicted to solitary confinement inside Brookridge Insane Asylum for raiding cookie jars across the state.
In other News Sesame Street's Cookie Monster has been convicted to solitary confinement inside Brookridge Insane Asylum for raiding cookie jars across the state.

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In other news the ants have began committing suicide in what is know as an ant mill, where they circle continuously in a circle until they die of exhaustion.
In other news the ants have began committing suicide in what is know as an ant mill, where they circle continuously in a circle until they die of exhaustion.

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Oh dang, we have eye witness reports that TP actually means something now. We have a Code-Red!

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In other news, the thread 'Bizzare News Forum Game!' has just been invaded by a strange caffeinated ferret from outer space. We are live at the scene, and the crazy ferret is saying something---

"I DEMAND ALL THE PIZZA IN THE WORLD, OR WE WILL INVADE THIS PITIFUL WORLD AND CLAIM IT ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

---... And that is live from the 'Bizzare News Forum Game!' thread.





In other news, the thread 'Bizzare News Forum Game!' has just been invaded by a strange caffeinated ferret from outer space. We are live at the scene, and the crazy ferret is saying something---

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Breaking News! In a strange town that nobody's heard of in Oklahoma, a man has BITTEN a dog!
Breaking News! In a strange town that nobody's heard of in Oklahoma, a man has BITTEN a dog!

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A morbidly obese Ohio man died Wednesday after being found unconscious in his home several days earlier. The man had been sitting in a chair for two years and was physically fused to it, talk about a lazy dude.
A morbidly obese Ohio man died Wednesday after being found unconscious in his home several days earlier. The man had been sitting in a chair for two years and was physically fused to it, talk about a lazy dude.

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pacman1755 : Something really similar to that really DID happen, and that makes that joke lose it's humor. I think the person did die too. :/

In other news, some maniac turned all the characters in The Legend of Zelda into Pokemon just for kicks! He was soon throttled to the great beyond though, so it is unknown how to reverse the effects...





pacman1755 : Something really similar to that really DID happen, and that makes that joke lose it's humor. I think the person did die too. :/

In other news, some maniac turned all the characters in The Legend of Zelda into Pokemon just for kicks! He was soon throttled to the great beyond though, so it is unknown how to reverse the effects...

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