This is what's gonna go down in the RSARPS Banana boat.

Pick yer roommates.

bigNATE : (The last dewbender)
vizwiz123 : (British knight dude)
legacyme3 : (Cheap Sonic imitation)
the_casualty : (Cheap Bart Simpson imitation)
Klown : (Not a person)
tj4bigred : (Skilled with milk and fruit)
Robert7 : (BloomerGuy Strikes Back!)
Zephyr : (Sir not-appearing-in-this-game)
Geldra : (Random brain stealer)
Choko453 : (Sneaky Beiber)


This be yer schedule fer da day.


Day 1, Monday

Today, we will be celebrating America and democracy.

Our captain for today will be Captain America.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and American Flags.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be a game of "Pin the American Flag on the flagpole".

Lunch will be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Spam (as in the product), american cheese, and car parts.

Afterwords, there will be a NASCAR meet on the racetrack (yes we have a racetrack on the ship too).

Then, we will throw pies at random clowns.


For supper there will be hamburgers, pieces of paper, cola, and some tainted mushrooms.


After supper, there will be a showing of Grease, and then a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond, and then we will be watching the Terminator trilogy, featuring Arnold Schwartzenager


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.

Have a good time celebrating one of the greatest countries in the world!

*PA turns off*

*PA mysteriously turns back on*

BESIDES MOTHER RUSSIA GWAR HAR HAR

*PA turns off again*

Ok, I'll choose someone.

I choose...

bigNATE : Will you be my partner? =3

the_casualty : Sure!
So, sorry I'm late guys, got held up at the grocery store AGAIN. They always think I'm stealing their Mountain Dew. I can't help it if it's just naturally attracted to me!
So no pre-screenings of The First Avenger ? Aww man...

bigNATE : ḋøṉ'τ ταlќ αвøυτ ïτ. ÿøυɾ ќÃ¯ṉḋ ḋïṡģυṡτṡ ṃε ģɾεατlÿ. ṉεχτ τïṃε, сøṿεɾ ÿøυɾṡεlÆ’ ïṉ ρlαṡτïс ώɾαρ ṡø ÿøυ ḋøṉ'τ ṡτεαl ṃÿ ṃøυṉταïṉ ḋεώ.

All right then um.... Robert7: Do you wanna be partners?

I shall choose my #1 partner in crime and 1st and a half best friend... VizWiz
vizwiz123 : :3D

Choko453 : You should summon Robert, you can get his attention better that way.

Robert7 : Choko wants you.

the_casualty : I don't know how to summon people :/

Choko453 : You type in their name and finish with a :.

Robert7 : do you want to be partners?

Choko453 : Sure, I'll be partners with teh sneakeh beiber.

No one will be my pahtnah...? Man...
Zephyr : Will you be my partner?

tj4bigred :

Sure! sorry I'm late...I chocked on a American flag during breakfast @.@

MegaRevolution: Eh, sure, I'll be yer partner. But I missed a lot, probably :/

vizwiz123 : We haven't even really started yet.

Zephyr : I wrote the schedules for this RSARP, so YOUR WELCOME.

All we need now is

Geldra : .

Zephyr : ṡøɾɾÿ, τhατ Æ’lαģ ώαṡ ќÃ¯ṉḋα вυɾṉτ. ïτ'ṡ ќÃ¯ṉḋ øƒ α, ïṉṡïḋε јÃ¸ќε.

alexanyways : αÆ’τεɾ ģεlḋɾα ρøṡτṡ ïṉ τhïṡ τhɾεαḋ, ïτ'ṡ ģøṉṉα вε εχсlυṡïṿε τø ṃε, ÿøυ, αṉḋ τhε_сαṡυαlτÿ, ɾïģhτ?

Klown : Yeah I'd hope so.

alexanyways : Are you going to summon people daily for the schedules here or should everyone favorite this thread?

the_casualty : Whoever wants to be subscribed to this newsletter will have to favorite this thread.

Day 2, Tuesday

Today, we will try and find out why the PA turned on mysteriously yesterday. We will be doing a lot of investigating stuff.

Our captain for today will be Sherlock Holmes.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, ostrich eggs, and magnifying glasses.

In between breakfast and lunch, there will be money give-away near the ship vault. Be there!

Lunch will be Pop Tarts, rainbows, candy, and lightbulbs.

Afterwords, there will be a ship-wide clean out. Everybody's dorms will be inspected to make sure you don't have any devices that could take over the PA system.

Then, we will throw all of your junk that you don't need out the garbage shoot.


For supper there will be steak, nuclear bombs, juice, and cardboard boxes.


After supper, there will be a showing of the latest Sherlock Holmes movie, and then a few episodes of the Twilight Zone, and then we will be watching the Spiderman trilogy, featuring random meow smilies.


You will go to your respected rooms at 3AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 3:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.


Have a good day, and we will find you, mysterious person taking over the PA system!

*PA turns off*

*PA mysteriously turns on*

NO YOU WON'T! HEHEHEHEH.

*PA turns off again*


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Alright.
I don't know what's going on but my room mate is whoever hasen't been picked yet. Cheers and stop annoying me.