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Best & Worst Pick-up lines?

 

02-23-11 03:13 PM
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Whats the best and/or worst pick-up line you have either used or have heard? Or ladies if you've had one used on you I'd like to hear them!

My favorites is "Hi! You look lost, my fan club is this way!" (Thats not my best its just so cheesey and stupid I love it!)

The worst I've EVER heard is: "All the cookies in the world aren't worth seeing your smile!" (note that after that the guy asked her out and of course she said "NO!") lol






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Whats the best and/or worst pick-up line you have either used or have heard? Or ladies if you've had one used on you I'd like to hear them!

My favorites is "Hi! You look lost, my fan club is this way!" (Thats not my best its just so cheesey and stupid I love it!)

The worst I've EVER heard is: "All the cookies in the world aren't worth seeing your smile!" (note that after that the guy asked her out and of course she said "NO!") lol






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somebody call heaven there's an angel missing, did I die and go to heaven or did an angel just appear. those are the 2 I can think of atm.
somebody call heaven there's an angel missing, did I die and go to heaven or did an angel just appear. those are the 2 I can think of atm.

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I can't think of any good pick up lines because they're all pretty stupid, but I guess I'll list a couple.

'Do you believe in the hereafter?' (girl says 'yes') Guy replies, 'Then I guess you know what I'm here after.' *facepalm*

'Is it hot in here or is that just you?'

Both reeeeeally stupid



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I can't think of any good pick up lines because they're all pretty stupid, but I guess I'll list a couple.

'Do you believe in the hereafter?' (girl says 'yes') Guy replies, 'Then I guess you know what I'm here after.' *facepalm*

'Is it hot in here or is that just you?'

Both reeeeeally stupid


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Bad pickup line: "If I said that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Good pickup line: "Hi."
Bad pickup line: "If I said that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Good pickup line: "Hi."

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XxChaosxX : lol Good one! I know tones of them but they're perverted so I dont know if they're ok to say on this forum! XD
XxChaosxX : lol Good one! I know tones of them but they're perverted so I dont know if they're ok to say on this forum! XD

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Bad pickup line: ''Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 'Cause your face is really messed up''. (one of my friends used it and it worked...)

Nerdy pickup line: ''The first time I saw you I froze like a Nintendo 64''. I used it in a confession and it worked (turns out she was an xbox fan but still!)
Bad pickup line: ''Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 'Cause your face is really messed up''. (one of my friends used it and it worked...)

Nerdy pickup line: ''The first time I saw you I froze like a Nintendo 64''. I used it in a confession and it worked (turns out she was an xbox fan but still!)

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Belinni : WOW! Lolz! Thats hilarious that those worked! I joke around with my girlfriend when I'm over her house and say "So...come here often?" and she always says "Yeah! I live here! lol" XD
Belinni : WOW! Lolz! Thats hilarious that those worked! I joke around with my girlfriend when I'm over her house and say "So...come here often?" and she always says "Yeah! I live here! lol" XD

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okay, I've heard of plenty, but ever since we laughed about Pokemon pick up lines last year, the first thing that pops into my head is:

"When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder."

That kept Brandon laughing for at least five minutes, and he's the one that read it to us! I still think it's hilarious
okay, I've heard of plenty, but ever since we laughed about Pokemon pick up lines last year, the first thing that pops into my head is:

"When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder."

That kept Brandon laughing for at least five minutes, and he's the one that read it to us! I still think it's hilarious

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Good pickup line: Do you know your hair bounces when you walk?

Bad pickup line: Did it just get hot in here, or is it YOU?!
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Good pickup line: Do you know your hair bounces when you walk?

Bad pickup line: Did it just get hot in here, or is it YOU?!

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Funny line: I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Bad line: [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Good line: Hey, Hi whats up; and introduce your self.
Funny line: I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Bad line: [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Good line: Hey, Hi whats up; and introduce your self.

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UserMike : lol I know the teddy bear one I just didnt want to say it! but since you brought that one up I could bring up a slightly dirty one I know.

Is there a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them!
sorry if its inappropiate I'll edit it I swear! lol
UserMike : lol I know the teddy bear one I just didnt want to say it! but since you brought that one up I could bring up a slightly dirty one I know.

Is there a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them!
sorry if its inappropiate I'll edit it I swear! lol

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Well, you know, the ladies are very attracted to my extreme schmexy-ness. The best one, I've found, is, "Hey."
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Robert7 : Lol! Yeah sure! XD Sometimes its best to just stand there till the sexual tension builds so much that the girl just lunges at you! Right? Lol! Giggty Giggty!






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Robert7 : Lol! Yeah sure! XD Sometimes its best to just stand there till the sexual tension builds so much that the girl just lunges at you! Right? Lol! Giggty Giggty!






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The dude that said a good pick-up line was "Hi" is on the right track.

Good line: "Hi there. My name is Mike. How are you?"

Bad line: "Baby, if I could, I would write your name on the moon. But I hope your name is short like Sue or Jan because I'm not gonna spend a lot of time on that moon thing."

Here's a real-life story of a pick-up gone wrong. I was at a bar and my friend said, "Watch this." He walked over to a girl and said "Bond..... James Bond."

She replied, "Away...... go away."

Best reply ever.
The dude that said a good pick-up line was "Hi" is on the right track.

Good line: "Hi there. My name is Mike. How are you?"

Bad line: "Baby, if I could, I would write your name on the moon. But I hope your name is short like Sue or Jan because I'm not gonna spend a lot of time on that moon thing."

Here's a real-life story of a pick-up gone wrong. I was at a bar and my friend said, "Watch this." He walked over to a girl and said "Bond..... James Bond."

She replied, "Away...... go away."

Best reply ever.

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Best pick-up line: Did you just fart? Cuz you blow me away!
Worst pick-up line: Are your parents terrorists? Cuz you're da BOMB!

I said the first one out loud in class today... Everyone, including the teacher just exploded with laughter!
Best pick-up line: Did you just fart? Cuz you blow me away!
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iGame : Lol I think you should switch your best and worst pick-up lines because that fart one wouldn't really work well on most girls.

Any ladies want back me up on that?
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iGame : Lol I think you should switch your best and worst pick-up lines because that fart one wouldn't really work well on most girls.

Any ladies want back me up on that?

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DBDonald : Haha, I meant best as in the funniest one I've ever heard. I'd NEVER even come close to the THOUGHT of using such a pick up line hahaha. In fact, I'm known for being a "smooth talker"
DBDonald : Haha, I meant best as in the funniest one I've ever heard. I'd NEVER even come close to the THOUGHT of using such a pick up line hahaha. In fact, I'm known for being a "smooth talker"

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i agree dbdonald igame should probley have had them switched

one of the worst pickup lines i have herd. hey sexy whats up
i agree dbdonald igame should probley have had them switched

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I heard this one in a commercial one time, and it's awful.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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