Hey howdy hey! I was wondering if anyone around here had any favorite video game quotes. If so, please post 'em here! They can be inspirational, odd, or just plain funny. Any line in a video game that has stuck with you for one reason or another can be posted. That being said, here are my top three quotes:

"The cake is a lie." - Portal

"KHAN!!!" - The Joker, Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe

"What? Finger? What the hell?!" - Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII

I leave the rest up to you.

"It's a me, a-Mario!"
-Mario (Mario series)

"It's a me, a-Mario!"
- Uncle Mario (AC 2)

"I don't need anyone else . . . I have; Uroboros! In less than five minutes . . . we'll reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, insuring complete . . . global . . . saturation!"
- Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5)

"A new Genesis is at hand! And I will be the creator!"
- Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5)

"It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury... What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha ha ha. And at the center of that injury, will be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with all the energy of the Planet, I will become a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet... I will cease to exist as I am now... Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul."
- Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)

"Get over here!"
- Scorpion (Every Mortal Kombat)

Bowser in Mario & Luigi: WHAT!?!?!? A DESERTER!?!?!? ENGAGE KOOPA CRUISER PURSUIT MODE!!!

(Chases down Luigi and abducts him UFO style. )

Very nice. I'd actually forgotten about Uncle Mario in Assassin's Creed 2. here's a couple others that I like, all from Dissidia.

"Can you overcome fate?!" - Garland

"Gone talkin' to a wall..." - Squall

"Stop pretending as if you're sad." - Sephiroth

"Not interested." - Cloud

...And many more.

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!" -Dracula

"It's -a me, Mario!" -Mario

"I'm the coolest." -Shadow the Hedgehog

And some others

CelticUprising : YOU JUST SPOILED [Subject's favorite game here] for me :O .

I also like one from Portal, but it is a spoiler, SO READ AT OWN RISK :


"Didn't we have some fun though, remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "goodbye " and you were like "NO WAY :<" and then I was all "We pretending we were going to murder you".

That was great "

-GLaDOS

My bad. I didn't mean to spoil anything for anyone. Nice pic of Claus, by the way.

I just started playing FF VI, and now I have a new favorite:

Kefka(standing in the middle of a desert) : "...Ahem. I say, there's SAND on my boots."

Booooom Head-Shot!(TF2)

BBOONNNKKK!!!!(TF2)

tut tut tut tut tut tut tut, ka BOOM!(TF2)

CRY SOME MORE!(TF2)

If God wanted you to live, then he wouldn't have created me!(TF2)

"Your to slow" -sonic "Get ready for die!"-final boss im Xmen arcade "DOUBLE KILL!"-halo series "I wonder whats for dinner?"-the king form zelda CD-i games "I cant wait to bomb some dodongos!"-link form CD-i games Thats pretty much it

One of the conversations in Knights of the Old Republic, where Bastila is asking about your background has the following dialog options:
Bastila Shan: On which planet were you born?
Player character: Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee...can't you tell?
Bastila Shan: What is your background?
Player: I'm a Hutt in human form planning to overthrow the Republic.
Bastila Shan: How old are you?
Player: 3012. Healthy living, you know.
Bastila Shan: I see you intend to be childish about this.

From the same game, we have Canderous Ordo:
Working for Davik was like driving a spike through the side of your head... Sure you get something new in there, but in the end, you've lost something as well.

...and Jolee Bindo...
[sighs] You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They're YOUNG!

But from now on you can just think of me as any other non-Jedi in our little group - with a lightsaber. And Force powers.

Lashowe: Do you know how many Sith there are here on Korriban?
Jolee Bindo: Twelve! No, wait, Thirteen!
Canderous: Nice one, old man.
Jolee Bindo: Thank you, it takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.

and HK-47
Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

Yeah, VERY quotable game, especially with Jolee and HK

My favorite is from Stefan from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance.

"My laguz blood gives me great power. I thought about using my power to gain revenge against the people who scorned me, but I decided against it."

Stefan is the guy with green hair in my background.

Awesome! Rock on, guys! Keep 'em coming! Here's another one I like:

"'Wait', he says. Do I look like a waiter?!" - Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI