Ok let me show you a demonstration:

Instruction manual for pikachu:1.First to take out your Pikachu you must wear rubber gloves and carefully take it out of the box holding it's sides (WARNING :If pulled by the tail it might cause a fatal shock)

2.Next find a pokeball to put it in because it will get extremely tired and faint or die.

3.When taking care of it be sure to feed it lots of sweet poffins/pokeblocks and avoid giving it bitter poffins/pokeblocks or it will refuse to eat and will get very angry.

4.In order to evolve pikachu into raichu give it a thunderstone.(You can normally find them in our shop.)

Do and don't: Don't put it or make it go near an electromagnet or it will die.

Feed it lots of Zinc because it is a naive natured pikachu and naive pokemon are 10% bad at special defence then other natured Pikachu.

It is very important to discharge it's cheeks at least every month or it will become very ill.

Don't put your hand near it's mouth unless you have bonded with it or it might bite your hand.

The Shedinja manual

Ok first thing get your shedinja box,place it somewhere (as far away from you as you can )
Ok leave your home and dont leave any trails of you AND go to Hawai and build your self a house near the volcano and ualaaa you got your self a shedinja You dont need to feed it since its already dead Good luck not dying

Remove your Charmander from your box. Place it gently on the floor in front of you. Nickname your Charmander. Its nature is Brave. It will be powerful in attack, but if it tries to slash your face off, run away, because it will be slow. Feed it lots of spicy food but it will not eat sweet food. Level it up to 16 for a Charmeleon or 36 for a Charizard. Do not try to teach; Surf, Water Gun, Leaf Blade, Thunder, Poison Sting, Psychic, Brine, Dive, etc.
KEEP AWAY FROM WATER! FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOUR POKEMON'S DEATH AND A MURDER CHARGE OF TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN PRISON. Treat your Pokemon kindly! Warning this tag to be removed only by consumer. erdi: You forgot to mention not to look in the hole in the back of its shell.

tj4bigred : thats why you should go as far away as possible THE HOLE !

The Manual for a new Furret owner:

1. Take your furret out of the box it came in. (If ordered online via Team Rocket's website)
2. Nickname your new Furret
3. Find a suitable home. They prefer a larger area to run around in and a nice, soft material to sleep on.
4. Make sure it has food and water at all times. (may eat quite a bit of food because of their high metabolism.)
5. Furrets are very playful, and should usually have something to munch/tear/rip apart. Paper towels work very well for this.
6. It is advisable to have a playmate for your Furret, almost any fast normal-type should get along quite well with a Furret. Some flying types work well too.
7. Enjoy time with your new Furret friend. And remember, teaching headbutt is advised, as it is usually their favorite TM move.
Tips for play:
Try teaching surf to your Furret. Then, race it with your other pokemon. See how it fares at sea!

Hide objects, toys, and treats in trees. Let your Furret headbutt the objects from the tree!

PLUSLE MANUAL



* Remove Plusle From Box. http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvJkyY9kidqJr6TpJ0Ceq1rSWOzw8uHCvOCcVaxp-7NOgyTeuJZA


*Begin Playing And Feeding Your Plusle POKEfood And Berries (SWEET BERRIES ESPECIALLY)




*Plusle Will Show Happiness When Cheering With His/Hers Pom-Poms.

THAT CONCLUDES THIS INSTRUCTION BOOKLET!

mew manual

step 1 if you find a mew CONGRATS nickname it
step 2 mews love to be petted so treat them with care
step 3 mews love to copy people like dittos so be careful who it interacts with
step 4 mews also love sweet and sour type poffins but if you give it spicy it will be upset
step 5 it loves to be bathed so wash it often
step 6 mews love pokemon battles so put it in first in your party
step 7 be kind all pokemon love kind people
step 8 play and have fun with your mew

signed by toonmaster (who has a mew)

Scyther

Nature:Adamant

Take the pokeball out of the box and send it out or keep it in it's pokeball.Let it start to use it's slicers maybe on old wood or on oversized pecha berries.Don't get it near any pinsir it seems they hate each other.Luckly if you manage to get equalled stength scyther and pinsir they will battle and cause both lost they'll become friends.Remember it is adamant so feed it spicy poffins and berries and not dry ones as it hates dry food.It's favourite clothes are power bracers and power anklet since it's favourite stats are speed and attack. If your impressed by your scyther in attack why not double it by evolving it into a scizor (It will be slower and much more weaker to fire but other moves will do not very effective or netrual) To evolve trade it wih a metal coat to a friend and trade it back to yourself.

Woooo! this is my 100th post!

Turtwig Manual

Nature: Playful

Things you MUST watch out for:

• Fire-Type Pokemon


• Any 2nd or 3rd evolution Pokemon


• Legendary Pokemon


How to take care of:



1. Take out of box carefully


2. Give it a bath if it smells


3. Name it something like Twiggy


4. Feed it Berries and Cheerios; It hates any other food


5. Give it a environment that's about 20^oC


6. Give it a bath everyday about around 2:00 P.M.




Well done! You are now a successful Pokemon Raiser!

Fun! 
INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR.... MAGICARP!
STEP 1
Fish. Find it. Pokeball. Bam.
STEP 2
Train it.... somehow.
STEP 3
GYRADOS?!

 Manual: Instant Swampert!

Step 1: Carefully open the box with a sharp edge.
Step 2: Cover your head, or Swampert will use Hammer Arm on it.
Step 3: Dig through your pocket for some form of edible material.
Step 4: Slowly drop it into the box...
Step 5: Swampert now loves you!

 Tips and Tricks:
Name your Swampert something awesome like "Boss"
Do NOT Make your Swampert angry; it could result in serious and/or fatal injury.

CHARMANDER MANUAL (READ NOW)

Step One: Carefully unseal the package containing poke ball and 10 Oran berries.
Step Two: Remove poke ball and Oran berries from package.
Step Three: Prepare home based on calm nature.
Step Four: Push white button on poke ball, then throw a few feet away.
Step Five: Feed Charmander 5 Oran berries. Plant the rest to start a steady supply of berries.
Step Six: Show Charmander its home, then give it a nickname.
Step Seven: Begin life with your new friend.

NOTES
Charmander is very playful and will nip or chew on things.
Charmander is also very loving and will protect you if you are in danger.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS CHARMANDER IS NOT MEANT FOR BATTLING FAILURE TO LISTEN TO THIS MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH OF CHARMANDER.

CAUTION KEEP CHAMANDER AWAY FROM WATER FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH.

MEWTWO MANUAL

1. Super carefully, remove the Master Ball.
2. Make a room for it (Purple or Pink are you best bets)
3. Let it out of it's Master ball in it's room while you are standing tall in a corner.
4. If it attacks, curl up in a ball, it will realize you come in peace.
5. Let it get used to it's surroundings, then you should decide you want to be a trainer, a coordinator, or have a very unique pet.
 TRAINER:
Make sure you get the TM Psychic, put it up to it's head and wait for the Disk to break, then you have a Pokémon that will own everything but Ghost Type Pokémon and Dark type Pokémon so that is why you also get a Fighting type fro yourself.
COORDINATOR:
You should teach it creative moves like Ice beam and Hyper beam to put together to make an epic scene.
PET:
If your Mewtwo is going to be a pet, You should give it a bath every 2 weeks and give it 5 Oran berries a day or 2 sitrus berries a day. The Package comes with 30 Oran berries and 15 sitrus berries. Plant 5 of each, and you will get a perfect batch of about 250 Oran berries and 170 Sitrus berries.
6. Make sure you are nice to it!
END OF MANUAL!

tyranit :  

CUSTOMER SUPPORT FOR YOUR MEWTWO

In the event that you incorrectly follow a step, skip a step, or your Mewtwo is angry after being released from the Master Ball, do NOT call customer support. You will be dead before you get past the machine. If there are small children close to you, push them down and let them fend for themselves. Do not attempt to calm him down. You will make yourself a more noticeable target. 

DISCLAIMER
Upon purchasing Mewtwo, you have agreed to relieve Pokemon Support of any legal liability. Therefore, open at your own risk.


(I was going to make a Mewtwo manual, but you beat me to it. I decided to make a little contribution to yours)

Mudkipz manuel:
Step 1: Get a counter-meme ready, such as Weegee. (The following steps include the use of a weegee, substitute for different memes.)
Step 2: Use Weegee Stare on the box.
Step 3a: If Mudkipz looks at you and says "I hear you liek Mudkipz" scream "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!!!"
Step 3b: If Mudkipz does not do the above, then give him a hug!

-Disclaimer-
We are not responsible for any natural disaters caused by your new Mudkipz.

A Lillipup manual:
1. Go to adoption agency and pick out a Lillipup that shows no signs of illness but seems happy, well exercised and playful.
2. Take your Lillipup out of the pet crate that he came home in and put him in a large near empty room to get adjusted.
3. Once your Lillipup seems a little less scared slowly walk in and start petting him. If he bites then leave him for a little while longer.
4. After that you should take him on a tour around your home and show him outside and show him that his is the restroom for him.
5. After that you can give him some food and water then take him out on a walk, give him a name, and teach him tricks. Enjoy your Lillipup.

Note they are easiest to train at level 3.