This is a thread where you can tell a funny story or moment that has ever happened to you in your life. I'll share one first.


I remember a time when I went to the movies with a few friends like around 11 at night. We were all in a small two door white car and we found a parking spot next to a small green car. I was the last one to get out of the car and as I was getting out, I tripped getting out of the car and accidentally pushed the car door all the way open, hitting the car parked next to us, leaving a nasty scratch and dent on it!! I felt really bad. The one driving, was all all like, just don't worry about it, when i knew that it wasn't really cool with him. Everybody else was all like Dang! and just laughing about it! The movie we were gonna see was not showing any more that night, so we just left, with the car I hit still there! I could imagine the owner of the car, coming out of the theater talking with whoever saying "Oh yeah, that was a really good movie! Oh yeah, i really liked the part where... (see's car) WHAT THE???!!!" I still feel bad about that. There's my funny story! Hope you all enjoyed it!

I think this belongs more more in Cafe Corner, gonna move it there.

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Hmm this is a good idea! Kudos man haha
Alright here's one. I once lived in a different state in the US, but then I moved away. However one time I went back to visit for my aunt's wedding. I was talking to some relatives outside. Now, mind you, I was wearing really nice clothes and all that, and it was summertime. So anyway, I was just talking to my cousins and stuff like that next to a street and all of a sudden I hear a girl call my name. Then I hear lots of girls calling my name and then at that moment I turn around and about six or seven girls that I knew from school in bikinis and swimsuits were in a car that pulled over right next to where I was standing XD. They were all talking to me since I had moved away and all, so they wanted to see how I was doing, while my relatives were laughing because it seemed as if I was some sort of ladies' man Standing outside with nice clothes on and then a car full of girls in bikinis just pulls over right next to me hahaha XD. One of my relatives called me a "megapimp."
Apparently the girls were back from a pool party or something like that lol. But it seemed like completely something else for my relatives XD.

When I was 4 I already was in a preschool near to my grandma's house. One day I was in the playground and I went down the slide, but cross-legged (that's the word?). I fell right in the grass. I had my pants almost off my body... what a hurtful, but funny story it was.

I don't remember it ,but someone told me about it in school, in kindergarten I got pansted by a girl the same age as me at that time. I'm sure that it is mot a rumor.

You guys have some funny stories! I have another one I would like to share. I was playing tennis recently (I was a first timer) and I went with a few friends from the block to go play tennis, and I thought tennis seemed like an easy sport, well..., I was wrong. I was in the back and when the ball was served to me, I hit the ball really good, but I hit it into the wrong court! And every time the ball would come to me, I would hit it diagonally into the wrong court! Everybody there was making fun of me saying "You suck!", and at one point, I accidentally hit it over the fence! One guy made fun of me and said "Are you playing Baseball?" and then just laughed. Well it was a funny day, and now I know that I'm no good at tennis.

A few days ago, I tried to jump on the hood of my friends care while he was speeding and I ended up having my left arm slammed into by the car and the left side of my body grazed.

well grab a chair.... about 2 years ago me and about 6 of my friends were in my house after only just arriving in the house a around 3:00am from an house party.at the time my friend had a bottle of deodorant in his bag and he also had a lighter.Then we all started to light our hands on fire for a few brief seconds.we all took turns and it came to my turn i refused to do it and then they pinned me down and sprayed a heapload of the deodorant on my hand then they set it alight and i tried to put it out but to no success so I ran as fast as I could to the nearest source of water.the day after my hand was black and I couldn't use it for the rest of the week.lol good times...bad times...

wow! you guys have some crazy funny times! Keep em' coming!

there was this really big and steep hill behind this store(closed now was like payless i think) it was atleast 150 ft high and cant really describe how steep it was but there was this place on it that was purely dir sand and rocks and i jumped down it and slipped a bit and slide all the way down it and i was like woah and didnt even get hurt and i landed on my feet and just walked away from it

i have an funny time when I was getting on helicopter and flys arround the sea

udfett : How was that funny?

Did you fall into the water

Oh, one of my greatest antics was when i was in 1st grade. My great grandma was coming down to visit from Illinois, but it was on a thursday, so I couldn't go to the airport with my mom to pick her up. Needless to say, I started to think of a plan. So thursday rolls around and im sent off to school. About 30 minutes later I tell the teacher I don't feel good. She sends me to the nurse, and on the way there I muster up all my 1st grade level acting skill and try to look sick. The nurse takes my temp. and says "Poor thing, you're burning up." (NOTE: I was just fine that day.) I thought either my acting had somehow worked, I was so nervous I got warm under the collar, or the nurse was just a terrible nurse. She calls my mom, she had already left, so she calls my grandma, and says "Your grandchild is sick, poor thing...". 20 minutes later im picked up and ask my grandma to take me to the airport. She laughs like never before. My mom nearly faints when she sees us walk up to her and wait. That was the escape of 1st grade.

Another time, jump foward to 9th grade. I was having a bad day. Tired, had like 4 tests already, and Spanish class comes. We're having some party, and im all like "Feh, thank God a free period. Just leave me be." So some annoying girl is passing out cookies, and I overhear her. "C'mon, have one. You're not that chubby." (Now the kid she was talking to was a little pudgey,nothing bad, and she was like a whale, just saying.) So, being the snapper I am say, "You're one to talk Amy. Shush." She throws the cookies at me, runs off, and starts crying. A few minutes later she comes back, says I called her a "b****" and im sent to the principals office. I simply say that she was pestering a kid, I said "shush" and she assulted me with cookies, and made up a lie about me. The principal knows about her, lets me go punishment free, and instead punishes Amy. Made a girl cry and I get away with it. Heh. It as a stupid, stupid, day.

During P.E. class, one of my friends had played a prank on me the other day, so I decided to get him back. When he was walking past me to get in position for exercise, I tripped him. As he fell, and he stuck his arms out and pantsed another friend of mine. He went to the bathroom crying of embarrassment :/