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06-03-10 08:23 PM
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The point of this thread is to speak randomly, sing, try stand-up, and karaoke.

Example:
Speak randomly: Why are fish slimy? You see, that's why we need to gang up, and kill the Smurfs! They will pay for eating our blueberries!

Stand up: So did you hear about this? They are now testing kids urine for autism. "IT'S JUST SITTING THERE!"

Singing/karaoke: bumbum, bum, bum, bumbum, bum chish, 'cause I kan feel it, coming in the air tonite, alohord!


That's exactly how it's done.
Hello, today is &date&, I am alexanyways, and I will be your tour guide for today.
The point of this thread is to speak randomly, sing, try stand-up, and karaoke.

Example:
Speak randomly: Why are fish slimy? You see, that's why we need to gang up, and kill the Smurfs! They will pay for eating our blueberries!

Stand up: So did you hear about this? They are now testing kids urine for autism. "IT'S JUST SITTING THERE!"

Singing/karaoke: bumbum, bum, bum, bumbum, bum chish, 'cause I kan feel it, coming in the air tonite, alohord!


That's exactly how it's done.




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06-25-10 12:08 PM
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THANK YOU! I've been wanting a place to put my jokes. I don't have a particular order for them, but I'll try to make them flow. By the way, did you know they're making a live-action Smurfs movie?
So anyway, you may have heard Brian Regan's "You Too" joke by now. My friend and I were eating Subway, and I was I think on my second half while he was on his first. Noticing this, he said, "Wow, you're really going at that sandwhich." Thinking of a response, I said, "Me too..."
I also already know all the Spanish I think I'll ever need to know. Hola, El banyo, and Me rindo. If you don't speak Spanish, that's hello, the bathroom, and I surrender.
As you may or may not know already, I am a Godzilla geek. In fact, there's a Godzilla PODCAST that I listen to called KaijuCast (for you non-believers in my nerddom, it's located on the web right here: http://kaijucast.com/ and it's located on the planet in Portland, Oregon). I was listening to one, and the guy who does the podcast, Kyle, played the audio from the trailer for The Mysterians. The guy in the trailer said they were all technologically advance, etc. He then proceded to say that only us and our women could save their dying race. Um, excuse me but... You, technologically advanced race, need our women?! If you're so technologically advance, couldn't you- oh, I don't know- save a girl or two of your own?! And why our planet? And on the subject, why couldn’t you save your own race from dying out in the first place, you big weenies? Speaking of which, have you ever noticed that it’s always our women that seem to always get stolen? Creepy…
So anyway, that’s all I’ve got for now.
You better believe it.
Tido
THANK YOU! I've been wanting a place to put my jokes. I don't have a particular order for them, but I'll try to make them flow. By the way, did you know they're making a live-action Smurfs movie?
So anyway, you may have heard Brian Regan's "You Too" joke by now. My friend and I were eating Subway, and I was I think on my second half while he was on his first. Noticing this, he said, "Wow, you're really going at that sandwhich." Thinking of a response, I said, "Me too..."
I also already know all the Spanish I think I'll ever need to know. Hola, El banyo, and Me rindo. If you don't speak Spanish, that's hello, the bathroom, and I surrender.
As you may or may not know already, I am a Godzilla geek. In fact, there's a Godzilla PODCAST that I listen to called KaijuCast (for you non-believers in my nerddom, it's located on the web right here: http://kaijucast.com/ and it's located on the planet in Portland, Oregon). I was listening to one, and the guy who does the podcast, Kyle, played the audio from the trailer for The Mysterians. The guy in the trailer said they were all technologically advance, etc. He then proceded to say that only us and our women could save their dying race. Um, excuse me but... You, technologically advanced race, need our women?! If you're so technologically advance, couldn't you- oh, I don't know- save a girl or two of your own?! And why our planet? And on the subject, why couldn’t you save your own race from dying out in the first place, you big weenies? Speaking of which, have you ever noticed that it’s always our women that seem to always get stolen? Creepy…
So anyway, that’s all I’ve got for now.
You better believe it.
Tido

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Did God rite the whole bible.......Yes........But was it wrote with his hands.......No

Why is the world in a perfect circle and in a perfect spot for living

In the end why does transformers 2 suck so bad

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An open mike or open mic is a live show where audience members may perform at the microphone. Usually, the performers sign up in advance for a time slot with the host or master of ceremonies.

The rattlesnakes sing their tune
Summer is coming very soon
In the desert forest.

The lizzards play
The Joshua trees pray
All in the desert forest.

The scorpions glower
The yuccas flower
It is a desert forest.
An open mike or open mic is a live show where audience members may perform at the microphone. Usually, the performers sign up in advance for a time slot with the host or master of ceremonies.

The rattlesnakes sing their tune
Summer is coming very soon
In the desert forest.

The lizzards play
The Joshua trees pray
All in the desert forest.

The scorpions glower
The yuccas flower
It is a desert forest.

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