THE LEGEND OF ND4

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named ND4 who lived in a little town in Illinois. ND4 was like any other boy. He liked Nintendo 64, little girls and cartoons. However, one fateful night everything changed for ND4. It was a night of destiny that would change him forever…..
It all started when ND4 came home late from school after spending the afternoon watching a pretty girl named Cartooniac. When he got home he was immediately reprimanded by his Grandparents, whom he lived with. It was way past supper and ND4 knew better than to stay out so late. They grounded him without dessert and locked him in his room for the night.

His Grandparents were sweet, yet very naive. They took everything in his room they thought he could have fun with, everything except his laptop Computer. They were a bit senile and thought the laptop was a new fangled record player. They loved record players and let ND4 keep it. Well ND4 never played on the computer before, so he thought he’d check it out. He turned it on and surfed the World Wide Web (the internet for the computer illiterate). He was immediately introduced to things no child should see. Such was the way of the internet. The world (and all its evil) was at his fingertips.

Immersed in obscenity, filth and wretched You Tube videos, ND4’s life was changed forever. His mind slowly began to change. His Grandparents, ever the old folk, fell asleep without checking to see if ND4 was asleep that night. He wasn’t. All night, he surfed the web, sinking deeper into the pits of insanity. His favorite places to visit were a smut website called Electric Ferret and any sites that showcased horror movies and Mortal Kombat characters. Finally at about 3:00 in the morning, ND4 fell asleep.

While he slept a storm began to brew outside. The storm grew and grew all night as lightning and wind blew around ND4’s home. Suddenly with a BOOM, lightning hit the house. The lightning exploded through ND4’s window and charged right into to his laptop computer.

ND4 lay sleeping and drooling on the keyboard of the computer. His mind a complete wreck due to the internet was dreaming of all kinds of sick and perverted thoughts. The electricity hit the laptop and traveled up ND4’s drool and caused ND4 to jolt backwards right out of the window. The rest of the night, ND4 lay unconscious on the grass outside his home.

That morning, ND4 woke up to the sound of licking.

He jumped up startled as something was licking his face. He looked around and saw a menagerie of weird creatures from the internet he had watched all night.

In front of him was a Xenomorphic alien, two ninjas from Mortal Kombat, Ghostface from Scream, Jason Voorhees and a couple of other make believe friends. ND4 jumped up and tried to speak, but all that came out of his mouth was gibberish. He said, “Hye, I wnok you guys. Your mrof the nternet. Hye, Wats worng thw my voice? Hwat happened an hwy are you all here???” One of the ninja’s stepped forward and spoke to ND4. He said, “Hello ND4, I am Smoke, this is my gay partner, Noob Saibot. That Xenomorph over there burst from my chest a few minutes ago. His name is Chompy. You should know the rest of the gang, since we are all figments of your imagination.” ND4 looked excited. “You R?!!?” He said in gibberish.

“That’s right and we are here to join you and help you in everything you do from now on. We are always going to be with you. What would you like for us to do first?”


ND4’s excitement couldn’t be contained. The lightning and the drool must have had some strange effect on him. He knew what he wanted. He knew what he must do. HE WANTED CARTOONATIC TO DATE HIM!!! He then asked the imaginary creatures if they could help him. They agreed and then went off to Cartoonatic’s house to ask her out on a date.

Upon arriving they noticed something strange was happening there. Cartoonatic was laying outside of her house as well. Around her was a group of imaginary creatures too!! ND4 was amazed. He couldn’t believe the same thing had happened to his favorite girl!! He walked up to her and tried to speak, but the imaginary creatures jumped in front of her. One of them spoke,

“Its’a me Mario and a this issa Cartoonatic’s house.
Staya back. I have a Penguin, Lilo and a whole slew of friends that will stick up for her. I even have a giant Croc!!” From behind the house, Killer Croc from Batman stepped up. He stepped in front of Mario and growled at ND4’s posse.

Mario finished speaking. “You wanta get to her, you musta get through this.” He said. Croc growled fiercely and all of ND4’s creatures stepped forward. Mario immediately put a spell on them all and made them do the Mario dance.

He told ND4 that only one of his creatures could face the Croc. ND4 said he didn’t want any trouble, but if this were the only way he could meet Cartooniac….so be it.

He chose Chompy the Xenomorph. Chompy stopped dancing and stood toe to toe with the Croc. Mario smirked and said, “IT’SA ON!!”


(Sorry if its kinda a long read. Also all credit goes to a user named Trecherous who was the one who wrote this.)

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What?

*braindead* Lol.

I give it a 7/10 because it has no point to it. Yes it is a story, but I think it was weird and boring.
The names are rather too are odd.

But, I also think Trecherous or you can be great authors in the future.

Its bascially a story of how my username came to be.

Thanks for reading it man. You just got me some more Viz. Now thats worth reading this story anytime.
-Nicker/ND4/UP1