Thee rules for this pro-thesbian mock-violence light-hearted theatrical joust are as follows to all respondents on this thread.

Ye must phrase thy start of each post with the words " I slam thee " and soforth follow these ominous words with how ye wouldst imagine slamming thy poster above ye through any substance of corporeal nature. Thee substance may be entirely fictional so long as it is adequately described for reader understanding.

To properly slam thy quarry above ye, follow my example.

Post 1:
I slam thee into a vat of frigid barbeque sauce.

[That's c-cold!]

Post 2:
I slam thee onto a stack of Home Living Magazine covers.

Happy landings!

Post 3:
I slam thee through a 2 centimetre thick sheet of dry ice.

Now that's cold...

You must hold all commentary in your post until after you have played the game by my rules above. All standard forum rules and Crazy House parameters shall apply. Doing other will get you reported and possibly banned.

No worries if you absorbed every word and choose to have fun with this game.

It's easy as posting 1 2 3 !!


P3

I slam thee onto thy table!

Happy landings!