If you've ever played Persona 4, you know to go to the vending machines on a rainy day, because you're destined to get the coolest stuff from a capsule.

Imagine those same gacha type vending machines, only now, the item you receive is determined by the user who posts after you! It works similarly to Corrupt a Wish, except you're not trying to think of funny ways to ruin a wish, you're giving somebody a gift that may or may not be comically bad. To keep this from getting too random, this game will be topical to some degree.

Here are a couple of examples:

Blank example:
Post A - *inserts coin into the ____ machine* I hope I get a ____!
Post B: ~~posts picture of a ____~~~ You had ____ luck this time.

Pokemon example:
Post A - *inserts coin into the Pokemon capsule machine* I hope I get a fire starter!
Post B: ~~posts picture of a Shiny Charizard~~~ Looks like you got a good prize this time!

Cutlery example:
Post A - *inserts coin into the cutlery capsule machine* I hope I get a steak knife!
Post B: ~~posts picture of a spoon~~ No dice this time, my friend. Bad luck.

I'll start it off:

*inserts coin into the bean capsule machine*

I hope I get an Adzuki bean!