This only works if you're a young teenager who's a girl, go up to a middle aged man and scream "NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU!". It will result in the person getting questioned, you escaping a laughing your head off.


WORKS. EVERY. TIME.

Go to the toy isle. Put on one of those Optimus Prime voice changer helmets and grab a foam sword. Go and get some "armor" from the sports section aka elbow pads and that sort of thing. "Sneak" around the isles claiming to be in the dreaded Wal-Mart dungeon and that youre trying to find the mystic keys that open the sacred chests of goodies. Works better with friends.

Steal a couple of Air Soft/Paint ball guns and shoot all the costumers screaming " I'm Rambo Fool!" Then get some kitchen knives and threaten everyone.

Hide a certain costume in the back of one of the shelves. Come back the next day. Take the costume and change into it in the bathroom. You will be dressed as Superman. Climb on top of low shelves (or whatever the thing that has all the items) then scan the area. If you see someone with something that you want, "fly" over to it and steal it.

Fake a seizure on their motorized carts, crash into something expensive, fall on the ground and flop around like a fish, get up, cough like there is no tomorrow and throw up on the checkout person

JigSaw : Lol, someone actually did that, except they didn't throw up and they just ran off with some Frosted Mini Wheats.

Bring a bunch of toy Poke Balls to Wal-Mart. If you see someone with something you want, toss the Poke Ball at them, and "summon" your Pokemon to take it.

Or

Do what Brian and Stewie did in Family Guy

Except to keep the damage as low as possible

Threaten to blow it up with a bomb? No too stupid, you would get arrested. I say stuff a lo of stuff in your cart and try to escape through the fire exit.

supersudowoodo : Lol so siple, yet so effective

ANOTHER ONE!!! Enter the store and don't make anyone suspicious. Steal A LOT of toilet paper. Then, proceed to teepee Wal-Mart

Ride a bike around in there, or..
TRUE STORY:grab a kids piano and tune it so it sounds like it makes vintage alien noises.
then with that piano, press record and record a weird kooky sounding alien string that sounds creepy. After that, turn the volume up on it and leave it somewhere that many people walk by and watch people as they look around with that "WTF" look on they're faces. Never really got kicked out but its hilarious to hear something strange and loud in wal-mart. Remember that a long time ago.

Been a while since there was Little trouble in Big wal-mart.

REplace all the cartons/containers of apple juice with your urine.

Create chocolate bars made from poop and then wrap them in candy bars and sell them.

Put on a standard Raiders uniform and start tackling everything.

I guess I could moon those black, ob shaped cameras on the ceiling in every wallmart, but that's not very inventive.

To get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Easy! simply go to Wal-Mart, stand in the automatic doors,
face outside of the store, bend over, and the kindly ask a freind or relative to kick you with enough applied force to knock you physically out of the store. Simple as that!

Fill a diaper with chocolate pudding and walk around eating it.

Not even kidding, my friend's brother did this.

walk around with a diaper on and fill the diaper with goods that they can obviously see like food and then on your way out when they stop you start screaming like a mad man and open the food drinks on the floor and start jumping on the spot and and just run out the store

i know it seems mad but its been done and it works

I've got a few.

Take boxes of condoms and hand out 1 condom each to random people you walk by, saying they're free samples.

Go on the intercom and announce your presence in the store.

Go to those demo music stand's where you press the buttons, and complain to the employees, that if the new Nickelback and Michael Buble albums aren't listed, that you will blow up the store.

Go to the food area, look for cupcakes, pick them up and yell "I don't care how small they are, they're still cakes, and they're still lies," and throw them on the ground.

*This one only works with a guy and a girl, plus a person to film it* Ask everyone near the checkout's to move, because you're trying to re-film the scene in the "Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake - 4 minutes" where they dance on the checkout lanes.

Get a boombox and walk down the aisles blasting "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch".

Run around on all four feet and bark at unsuspecting people.

Stand in the children's toy's aisle and stare at the kids who's parents are far away from them.

I'm only getting started.

Oh man, this, right here folks, is an awesome thread. Let me post my ways

1. Find a pyramid of canned food right near some people, when they walk close, crash through it, then scream, "I'M GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT BOMB!" 10+ rep if someone jumps.

2. Get into a toy isle, get all the GI. Joe and Rescue Heroes you can find, and make a battle with poorly audible gun sounds and the like of epic proportions, bonus points if someone takes bets on the battle.

3.Buy an expensive item, like 50 bucks or so, and pay it all in pennies. Trust me, the people behind you get pissed off. Awesome Bonus points if you lose count.

4.Dart around the store, suspiciously, while humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone spots you, scream out, "OH CRAP, THEY SPOTTED ME," then run away. Bonus points if you say, "MISSION FAILED, MISSION FAILED," while you're running away.

5.Tape yourself saying a bunch of inappropriate words for no reason, now, put it on a CD. Tomorrow, go to Wal-Mart, and go to the CD isles. You know what to do.

6. Superglue a fifty cent down onto a heavily populated area. Count how many people try to pick it up. Bonus points if you see someone struggle to get it.

7. When you go up to an isle, talk to the person about a useless topic, not giving you any of your items, like Robot Unicorn Attack. Bonus points if you do talk about Robot Unicorn Attack and you sing the song Erasure-Always.

I hope you have an awesome day at Wal-Mart

Easy! Go into Wally World, walk up to the manager and break out your crack stem. Take a few hits then offer the manager some! OR Start a rave that takes place in Wal-Mart. Then, watch the security guards run around like mad men trying to kick out all the E-tards snuggling and making of with all the teddy bears.

Grab a tiara from the toys section (I think I saw one there once) then grab as many boxes of cereal as you can and build a throne in the center of the store with them.

BONUS: For double points, grab a Nerf gun and shoot anyone who tries to kick you out.

I enjoy this assignment...
What I would do is just get some of those headphones that are like speakers and get a CD player and sit in the radios section and play that Jonathan Mann song "I've Got A Bigger Radio" on full blast (after amplifying it in Audacity, of course). Bonus points for using a raido (or buying one for this purpose)! But remember though, FULL BLAST!
You better believe it.
Tido

Get some friends. Have them all jump into a shopping cart. Push cart at excessive speeds at food. Watch chaos ensue. If security is called, flash to them and run out of the store, laughing hysterically.