Who are you dating, would it be enjoyable or horrifying? Would you even survive?

I didn't completely finish it, because there's three stories, but technically the last game I beat was Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep Final Mix. So I'd be dating Master Xehanort, or possibly Venitas. But let's be real, Xehanort is the real villain of this story.
So I'm dating an old man now? That's just what I always wanted!

In all seriousness, I think this could go fine, because as long as I accept the darkness, I probably wouldn't be murdered brutally, but hopefully we break up soon enough, because I'm definitely not into that. I don't even wanna think what would happen if we stayed together long. *shudders*

pennylessz : I have to date the Kingpin? I hope he at least is a bottom or it just isnt going to work out.

Oh great I get to date Galenth Dysley from Final Fantasy 13, love my life, he'll probably make me a L'cie if anything goes wrong. : ((

The last game I beat was Pokemon Platinum so it would probably be Cyrus I guess XD. I think I would survive although I don't think it would be horrifying per say I think I definitely wouldn't really enjoy it much though. I feel like his rants would get very boring very quickly so I'm not even sure it would last very long.

So Dark Matter from Super Mystery Dungeon?

Oh boy.

I don't know who the main antagonist of Persona 5 the Royal is, yet (it could be the same as P5, but I doubt it), so I'll go with the last game I played that "did" have a known antagonist.

Guess I'm dating the entirety of the New York Yankees (OOTP 21, and I'm a Red Sox fan). Yeah, I'd rather become a nun.

Big OOF. I have to date Mr. X from resident evil 2 remake? I’m a dead man he gonna chase me all over

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the last game i beat was 3 Houses, and this game in particular has many different antagonists. it really depends on the path that you choose.
sooo, I'll choose the antagonist then! i'll choose to date lady rhea. i guess it wouldn't be so bad. yeah, as long as i don't oppose her teachings, i should be fine, right? Right? Hehehehehe, the thought is amusing. i really believe there exists a genuine kindness in her, though. She can be scary if you really bring out her worst state in which i do not intend to do that. i imagine that i might have some fun with her during our conversation, and i might even feel comfortable around her. i feel more warmth from her than from edelgard to be honest.

Well the last game I beat was the GBA version of Super Mario World. So, c'mon man I gotta date the GBA version of Bowser? He's not even the best one. It's gonna get creepy hanging around him when he's in that clown ball smiley face thing or whatever it's called.

pennylessz : i will dated few from final fantasy 7.
Scarlet, Elena from the Turks, Sephiroth. from final fantasy 8
4 again. Ultimecia, Adel, Edea Kramer, Seifer Almasy. final fantasy 9 is the 4 ppl again, Beatrix, Kuja, Lani, Garland from another game is in this one. the last one is from the legend of dragoon is Melbu Frahma. is the final boss in that game.

Yikes I am dating Septhiroth. Oh well I can at least have a cool conversation about our mothers. I am not sure it would be enjoyable because I would be frantically trying to not tick him off the wrong way and hoping he doesn't go killing my mum.

I last beat Super Mario Galaxy, so I'd be dating the giant version of Bowser. I don't think that'd go so well because that dude has anger issues and spits fire everywhere. We can't go out to eat because he'd burn the place down. Plus, he'd probably just make grunts and scream the whole time. Can't have much conversation that way.

The last game I beat was Pistol Whip so I guess I'm exempt.

It looks like I'm stuck dating Bowser I'm quite at a loss of words for this harsh reality, where's that stupid fan character that had a crown when you need her.

I guess now I am dating the parasite known as Yu Yevon from FFX, no I am not looking forward to this and no I will not enjoy this lmao.

I guess I'm not in a relationship with a talking egg known as Eggman I would still argue there's probably worse characters to have to date but at least he's pretty funny.