The first thing I think of is the poker term "turn," which refers to the fourth card on the board in Texas Hold Em. The first three cards are called the flop, the fourth card is the turn, and the fifth and final card is the river. Poker is pretty much always on my mind these days, so it's pretty obvious why that is the first thing I thought of when I read the word "turn".

The next word is cane.

Um okay this is embarrassing but I thought it said canoe at first so yeah I thought of a canoe.

The next word is dare

The first thing that i thought of for the word dare was Truth or Dare. Not the game but the movie that came out last year. It wasn't really scary and parts of it were kinda cool actually.


The next word is potato.

The first thing I think of it potahto, as in the phrase "potato potahto tomato tomahto," which essentially just means "same thing." I also think of the episode of Spongebob where Plankton is trying to trick Spongebob into telling him the Krabby Patty secret formula and he tells Spongebob to say the first thing that comes to mind (kind of like this thread). When he says potato Spongebob responds potahto, and when he says tomato Spongebob responds tomahto.

The next word is fart.

I think of Wario. More specifically his appearances in Smash where he basically has a fart nuke that can kill pretty early.

The next word will be animal

The first thing I think of is Animal Planet. The reason I thought of it has nothing to do with the actual Animal Planet TV channel, though. I thought of it because that is what my mom's boyfriend calls Animal Kingdom in Disney World. We were there recently, and he kept messing up the names of everything. Space Mountain was "Magic Mountain," Animal Kingdom was "Animal Planet,' etc.

The next word is China.

I think of noodles, rice and all kinds of Chinese food. I've been meaning to get some Chinese takeaway so this post might convince me to do it this weekend haha.

The next word is bed

The first thing I think of is my bed, which is currently about a foot away from me. I wish I could be in my bed sleeping right now, but for some reason my competitive nature is forcing me to make posts on Vizzed instead.

The next word is armpit.

I think of the fact that I should probably shower tomorrow. I didn't get to today and it's definitely noticeable haha. Thank god nobody is sleeping over tonight

The next word is ball

The first thing I thought of was actually the scene from Cinderella where she dances with the prince.

The next word is Chamomile

I mean, i don't think I can go very far with this. I just think of Chamomile tea, which I can't say I've ever drank it before. Although to be fair, I'm mostly a generic sweet tea drinker.

The next word is love

First thing that comes to mind is pink and hearts. Probably a lame answer and you'd probably want me to ramble on about feelings or whatever but hearts have always been the representation of love so that's where my tired brain at 5:24 AM decided to go.

The next word is gullible

First thing that came to my brain was ASDFmovie. That scene where the guy says the word gullible is in the sky and he looks up.

The next word is clown.

I think of that one Sidemen Hide and Seek video they did in some sort of creepy clown park that I just recently rewatched.

Their hide and seek videos are among my favorites and that one was one of the best ones they've done so far. I feel like all of them had their funny moments and the winner was a genius that round.

The next word is Poor

"I saw a homeless man named Rich.
Isn't that terrible?"

Bo Burnham skit.

The next word be tool.

The first thing that came to my head when seeing the word "tool" is that one line in that Smashmouth song "All-Star", where the singer says "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed".

The next word is fall.

Well when I see the word fall I sadly think of a time I shared in call with some friends. There was like a group of 5 or 6 peeps playing Minecraft Bridges, and it was all going oh so well and we were dominating most games, until the moment Isaac Newton attacked.

You see, I was chasing a guy who was up in a tower next to a tree, and did manage to get the kill on him, but on my casual descent I decided to go to the lowest part of the leaves of the tree, and then proceed to walk off onto the ground for further combat.

Now this excellent strategy should by all means have payed off and I should have been ready to go after regenerating like 2 hearts. But alas, it was not to be, as Isaac Newton forced his way into our holy sanctuary known as Minecraft, and tainted it with his laws and physics. You see, in Minecraft you take damage when falling from high heights, as by all means you should, because in real life jumping off a skyscraper would surely be enough to kill you. However, that is when we are talking about a height akin to that of a skyscraper. In Minecraft terms that should be, let's say, 150 blocks in the air.

This tree was by far not a skyscraper, in fact it barely even went into the sky. It was roughly as tall as a house, and not a tall one at that. And just to serve as a reminder, I was not standing on the very top of it. I was standing on the lowest leaf of the lowest branch. Hell I could practically smell the dirt below me.

And so I did it. I walked off the branch. I got an airtime record of about .2 seconds, after which I gracefully landed my two feet on the ground and I want to say did a barrel roll, but everything in Minecraft is square.

Well, that would be a fantasy. Because reality often strikes the hardest where you don't expect it. What I wish I could tell people, like the ending above, is far from the truth. That dang Isaac Newton came out of nowhere and multiplied his s*** by tenfold. Instead of gracefully landing on the ground, my fat ass acted like it was a 10 story building and dropped dead upon impact. Now mind you this was about 8 blocks up from the ground.

In Minecraft the higher the fall the higher the damage you take, as expected. However the formula goes like this-

For walking off a block, you begin by taking half a heart of fall damage starting from 4 blocks into the air. It then proceeds to increase by half a heart for every additional block you go up. So an 8 block drop like the one I went through should realistically only grant you a total of 2.5 hearts of fall damage.

Not this tree. This f***er took away all 10 of my hearts and made me drop out of the game, leaving my team weakened after their strongest player just got screwed out of the game.

And that is the story of why I hate fall damage in Minecraft. Still love Bridges though <3

The next word is View

I think of... f***in Microsoft Word/PPT/Excel. Since I was recently messing around in them and part of their software includes various "views". Really boring, but it's actually the first thing that came to mind.

The next word is keyboard.

The first thing that came to mind is that old infamous youtube video of that angry german kid screaming and slamming his fists into his keyboard and ripping keys off waiting for Unreal Tournament to load on his computer. That video came out nearly 13 years ago, how time flies.

The next word is cookie.

I think of a chocolate cookie that I bargained for giving up my cereal, hoodie and student id. It just looked too amazing to pass up. I'm a chocolate magnet and will devour anything chocolate related