Rumor has it....

The game goes a something like this: one person says something along the lines of "rumor has it-", "I've heard that-", "my sources tell me-", etc., followed by some absurd statement about the person below them. The following poster has to come up with some response, be it a denial, correction,, or justification, and the like, and then make their own accusation for the next person. I'll start the thread with an example.


Rumor has it that you have a taste for mustard on your cheerios

I do not, but I did used to eat mustard straight from the packet in middle school.

Rumor has it you run to school/work everyday, and you never slow down, except on Wednesdays.

False. There's no way I could run all the way to work and back, it would take far too long.

Rumor has it that you think the Nintendo Switch is the best video game console of all time!

Haha no but it is pretty great, I'm excited to see what games it gets in the coming years.

Rumor has it that you think Final Fantasy XV is a bad game.

I'm actually in the minority that thinks Final Fantasy XV was pretty decent. Definitely had its faults, but I liked it.

Rumor has it you actually collect pocket for use in crafts projects.

Oh, I actually don't collect pocket, I do have two of them but i don't use them all that often. And I'm not too big into crafts, I've never built a thing.

Rumor has it you're wanting to get into drawing

It's true, I want to get into it, but i just suck

Now rumor has it she ain't got your love anymore

It's true, I no longer care for her at all after the way she treated me. Thanks for that one, Adele.

Rumor has it you enjoy doing Fortnite dances from time to time.

I can't deny it anymore. I was a closet fortnite dancer. I'm so embarrassed kyaa

Rumor has it you only eat fake mashed potatoes

I'm going to have to squash that rumor, I can't stand fake mashed potatoes. The ones you buy at the store in that package and heat up? Terrible. My dad loves them for some reason, and I think they're gross. Real mashed potatoes, on the other hand, are one of the greatest foods on the planet.

Rumor has it you like big butts, and you cannot lie.

Well I can't deny it. All butts are great though, big, small, flappy, perky. Love all butts equally. Except the hairy ones eww

Rumor has it you wear socks in sandals

Although I don't do it frequently, and I don't do it in public, I have worn socks and sandals before. Usually I only do it when I'm going outside for something quick and I'm too lazy to put shoes on, but I don't want to get my socks all dirty. It's much easier to just slip on a fair of flip flops (which count as sandals right?) and go than it is to put shoes on, tie them, etc. So while I don't wear them in public, technically I'm guilty as charged, I guess.

Rumor has it you went through a goth or emo phase in high school.

Uh. NO! I may have went through a phase where I preferred wearing black (and I may still be doing it), but not an actual full on goth phase with teh eyeliner and makeup.

Rumor has it that when you toast pop tarts and walk away, you forget about them for hours.

Can't say I relate. I don't think I've ever seen Pop Tarts in my life. Must be a US only brand? I have forgotten stuff in the oven before (RIP sausage roll, but I bought 3 the following day to make up for it haha)

Rumor has it you kill flies in your house and then eat them

Of course I do, can't let all of that protein go to waste!

Seriously though, flies are so disgusting. I'd much rather eat a spider or any other bug than a fly.

Rumor has it you like to pour the milk first, and then pour the cereal on top.

No I'm not a monster. That's like one of the 7 sins. Or it should be anyway.

Rumor has it you keep forgetting to charge your phone

Funny that you say that, because my phone is actually at 8% right now. I should probably go plug it in so it can charge. Thanks for reminding me

Rumor has it when you order boneless wings, you as for the sauce on the side, instead of on the wing.

If they're boneless then yeah. Makes it a lot easier to dip them and enjoy my wings. I don't mind sauce on the wings either but it's just more of a mess for the same taste. The real criminals are the people who eat wings with a knife and a fork, not the sauce on side people.

Rumor has it you still enjoy going down slides at a playground.

I actually don't know if I still enjoy going down slides at the playground, because I don't really fit on them anymore lol. Especially the yellow ones that curve, I'm nearly 6 feet tall, there's no way I'm fitting in there. As for the ones that just go straight down, I'm pretty if I plant my feet at the end of the slide, lay on the slide, and reach up, I can reach the top of the slide lol.

Rumor has it you put you're too lazy to tie your shoes so you just tuck in the laces.

I only do that when I notice my laces are loose while walking somewhere. Probably paranoia but as a kid if someone were to tie their shoes while walking somewhere, everyone would try and push them so they'd fall.

Rumor has it you snore really loudly