Well then. The die doesn't fall in MMM's favor.

I'll let him out. If he doesn't kick the door in my face.

I had to go double check what the weakness was since it's been so long

HINOTAMA!
(Fireball!)

Oh well, so...

2. Ask about who Sir Leggy is. (15-5)

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I think I'm about to die now.  Thanks for the summon btw.

8 days later...

megamanmaniac :

And make it 9.

I have been busy, but every time I'm asked for an update, I push it further back.

I am done with this.

Jake is being an insufferable a**h*** about updates. Not going to deal with this. None of you should either.

Oh, and I'm closing the thread. Because it's clearly dead. No update with no word prior as to why.

silverthundr : or he can use his powers and re-open it. See ya next month when the next update happens!

The only reason you have mod in this forum is that I had you added. So shut up, get out, and stop beating this dead horse of a "game" that you don't really want to run, and you don't want anyone to play.

RIP fun, has been killed off with the IT wars. Now in SSA. Now, we wait for...something.

ALL PLAYERS READY

This'll be a shorter update than usual, because I've more or less been pressured into doing an update today, more to let people know of our new location in the Stories/Simulation/Art forum. If you have questions as to what the hell is going on, you can direct it to my PM Box.

Starting with this update, the odds of success will no longer be shown. This is possibly a temporary thing, but I want to see if it affects what someone is willing to attempt.

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silverthundr : story

You get ready to fight Fred Durst's father. Who strangely looks stronger than Fred Durst. This is confirmed when you choose to fight it.

The moment you make a move to fight Fred Durst's father, he fires his lazors at you.

Yes, he shoots lazors, and I am totally not ret-conning what I had planned.

You roll 1d20, and roll a 7..

You take 7,000,000 damage, and spontaneously combust into flames. You have become the first casualty of this game, and are removed from the current player pool. If you wish to play again, feel free to sign up. However, given you have chosen to quit the game, I don't think you will be doing that.

And in fairness, I'm going to keep your character saved, in case you want to come back later, and this is just one of those days.

Never let anyone say I'm not a benevolent god.

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pacman1755 : story
megamanmaniac : story

megamanmaniac chooses to kick open the door, and pacman1755 chose to open it for him.

You both roll 1d20.

pacman1755 rolls 20! Super Lucky Fun Time Yes!
megamanmaniac rolls 14!

You both succeed!

pacman1755 opens the door for megamanmaniac who rears back and goes through the motion of kicking a door that isn't there. megamanmaniac flies right out the door and kicks a poor pedestrian in the face.

Ouch!

He gets up and stares at you.

Crap, you just initiated a fight. This is not your lucky day!

pacman1755 CHOICE
1. Join megamanmaniac in the fight!
2. Join the bystander in the fight!
3. Go into the bar and order a drink!

BATTLE SCREEN

V.

megamanmaniac CHOICE
1. Attack! (STR)
2. Magic - CHOOSE SPELL (MGC)
3. Talk to the angry man! (CHR)
4. Run!

This should go well!

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mlb789 : story

BATTLE SCREEN

V.

mlb789 chooses to attack FRED DURST 3

mlb789 rolls 2d20.

mlb789 rolls 3, 12

FRED DURST 3 takes 1 damage.
FRED DURST 3 takes 10 damage.

FRED DURST 3 attacks mlb789.

mlb789 rolls 1d20.

mlb789 rolls 13.

mlb789 takes 15 damage!

You are barely alive... what do you want to do here?

1. Attack! (STR)
2. Magic - CHOOSE SPELL (MGC)
3. Last Ditch Effort to get him to join you (CHR)
4. Run!

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Seishiro Leonhart : story

: So uh, who is this Sir Leggy guy?

You roll 1d20.

Seishiro rolls 13!

Success.

: He's the god of this world, don't you know? He's the guy who made the 5 islands and pushed them together!

: How is he still alive? This land is thousands of years old?

: Lots of carrots.

: He likes carrots?

: Well he's a zebra, so he's a big fan of anything he can eat.

: He's a zebra?

: Yes.

: Huh.

: Indeed.

: Yes.

: Yes.

SEISHIRO CHOICES
1. Ask for more details on Tabi.
2. Ask for more details about Sir Leggy.
3. Ask why Sir Leggy wants them found.
4. Leave, and go find someone else to bother.
5. Accept Quest

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supernerd117 : story

: Well, guess it's time to go to the mainland...

You roll 1d20, and roll...

3!

FAILURE.

: Uh... but how do I get there?

You stand there, dazed and confused for the longest time.

Then you hear an explosion coming from the south. Damn, someone must have run into one of those wild Fred Durst's fathers. Nearly indistinguishable from the weaker EXP fodder. Poor bloke. Guess his luck ran out.

Wait, that reminds you of something.

You used to have a banjo somewhere. Where did you put that blasted thing?

supernerd117 CHOICES

1. Look for banjo
2. Forget the banjo, go to that awesome explosion
3. How does a banana play the banjo?

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Sorry this update took so long. I've been busy lately, and with this being moved to a forum I don't have power in, I fear the updates may take a bit longer, especially if I need to sandwich at any point in time.

So if I don't update, don't freak out. I haven't forgotten this game, I have a good reason.

Just don't ask for that reason, because you know the rules. (I'm kidding, mostly.)

Awesome explosion alert!  I choose you, #2!  I also choose Pikachu.

Oh god.
Attack Fred Durst 3.

How the...why is this in SSA now? And why in the world is Fred Dursts father so powerful? I'll be PMing you about this and more.

Whatever. I'm going to talk to him. I'm at fault here and I don't attack innocent people unless they try and fight me. It's the only time I won't attack.

Choice 3 please.

Oops. Looks like the Super Lucky Fun Time didn't turn lucky for MMM.

I'll help him out on his side.

OOC: I believe there is a chance I will not be able to use internet after day 21 for undetermined time, and the internet have also been quite slow recently, so it may happen that I really disappear suddenly, if I stop making updates here, you now know why.

Choice: 2. Ask for more details about Sir Leggy.

ALL PLAYERS READY

Seishiro Leonhart - Alright, actually you bring up a very important point, that I'm going to update in the initial post. If a user is going inactive for a while, to keep the game from slowing down, I will hold their place, but continue the game for everyone else. I doubt you'll miss much in the mean time, as I don't update very often (today I feel like updating) but it's a good thing you brought this up now, rather than later.

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pacman1755 : story
megamanmaniac : story

: Come on, let's fight you ass!

: Do we really have to? I don't like hurting innocents.

megamanmaniac rolls 1d20. megamanmaniac rolls 13!

Success.

He drops his guard.

: Alright, alright, maybe I was a little too hasty. You probably had a good reason for dropkicking me in the shin. Just don't let it happen again.

: Sweet, that sounds good to me.

He walks away without incident.

: What was that all about?

: Nothing important. I just flew out the door that you opened and kicked him in the shin.

: That sounds messy.

: Luckily for him, I kick like a girl.

: That IS lucky.

: Wareware wa koko de nani ga okotte iru ka o kangaedasu koto ni natte inaidesu ka? Watashi wa isshu no k?kishin, daremoga doko ni itta no y?da. ?, watashi wa basur?mu o mitsukeru koto ni mottomo ky?mig?ru. Pabude wa, anata ga miru mono o motte imasendes***a.

PACMAN1755 CHOICE
1. Continue Asking around
2. Go back into the pub and get a drink
3. Stare at your pirate friend
4. Go to a bathroom

MEGAMANMANIAC CHOICE
1. Continue Asking around
2. Go back into the pub and get a drink
3. Stare at your pirate friend
4. Go to a bathroom

NOTE - If you choose something else, you will split apart. You will have a chance to meet back up later, if you do.

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mlb789 : story

BATTLE SCREEN

V.

mlb789 attacks Fred Durst 3.

mlb789 rolls 1d20.

mlb789 rolls... 17

Fred Durst 3 takes 14 damage!

Fred Durst 3 is defeated!

mlb789 gained 45 gold and 39 EXP!

Level Up!

mlb789 gained 3 levels!

mlb789 is now level 5!

mlb789 gains the following stats!

Strength (STR) - 6 -- 8
Speed (SPD) - 8 -- 10
Magic (MGC) - 2 -- 3
Charisma (CHR) - 5 -- 6
Dexterity (DEX) - 5 -- 6
Luck (LCK) - 1 -- 2

LVL - 2 -- 5
HP - 3/50 -- 75/75
MP - 10/10 -- 10/10
Gold - 15 -- 60
XP - 3/10 -- 12/20

mlb789 CHOICES
1. Roulette!
2. +1 STR
3. +1 SPD
4. +1 LCK
5. -1 SPD, +2 DEX

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Seishiro Leonhart : story

: I want to know more about Sir Leggy.

You roll 1d20.

You roll 14.

Success.

: Alright, what do you want to know?

SEISHIRO CHANCE - (Chances are different from choices, in these instances, you will have freedom of choice, about how the conversation turns out, for example, in this case, you may ask any one question, and pending a second die roll, it will be answered. This can be repeated until you fail a die roll, at which point, your chances will become 0-20.)

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supernerd117 :

: Cool explosion. Must get.

You roll 1d20.

You roll 14.

Success.

Because the explosion is too far away, and we want to move the story along, we'll just pretend a wizard did it.

You are now at the scene of the explosion, where you find a very dead looking person.

: ...

: ...

You stare him down. He is almost certainly dead. However, you have a chance to do something here to save them maybe.

supernerd117 CHOICES
1. Mouth to Mouth
2. Bring him to a hospital
3. Give him a proper burial
4. Continue staring at him

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How's that for a quick update?

Impressive update. But kicking like a girl? Come on. I kick AT LEAST 2 times as hard as that. But whatever.

I'm ready to go on my adventure, but I'm guessing the townspeople are coming back from their vacation. I'll ask around and see how their vacation was before I head out.

Choice 1.

Choice 2.  I like my speediness.

Glad we missed an unnecessary fight. Now's the time to NOT stare at Daisuke. Let's ask around some more.