All of the above.

Elite beneath me, whats your favorite meal of the day?

Lunch.

Elite below me, what's your favorite outdoor activity?

If by early morning you mean 1 or 2 AM, then I have some posts there. I wouldn't say I love doing it though.

Elite below me, do you like your eggs scrambled, sunny side up, or hard boiled?

Either swimming or playing football/basketball.

Elite below, what's your opinion of Chuck Norris?

My serious opinion is that I respect him for his beliefs, although I don't actually know much about his career .

Elite below me, do you prefer single-player, co-op, or competitive multiplayer?

Single player.

Elite beneath me, what is your favorite and least favorite season and why?

My favorite season would be winter. I love snow, Christmas, and vacation.

My least favorite would be fall. School starting up, getting colder... =

Elite below, do you like fish or birds more?

Hmm... I like birds more, mostly due to the fact that they can fly (and eat the fish on some occasions :LOL.

Elite below, do you like to walk in the rain?

I love it, with a hood on though, i find walking around with an umbrella makes me look stupid.

elite below me, do you have steam?

Yesh, I do.

Elite below me, what's your favorite vegetable?

Broccoli because I LOVE the taste of it cooked, raw, steamed, just about in any condition.

Elite beneath me, are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Well I see facial hair as hair that is on the face. Eyebrows are hair on the face. So therefor yes!

Elite below - Is that a logical answer?

Your logic is flawed because of your failure to place an 'e' at the end of therefore.

Elite below, do you like to swear?

Um, I wouldn't say "I like to swear" but I also can't deny I don't.

Elite beneath me, what is your most bad habit?

Probably swearing or chain drinking.

Elite below - Will you die with your boots on? (google is your friend)

When I die, I want to be doing nothing. I want a lazy death.

Do you have a favorite quote?

Yes, it's actually one of Murphys Laws. "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, interchangeable parts won't."

Elite beneath me, how many ring tones do you have?

(in answer to quote question)
A few actually, but the first that came to my head was:
 (lack of quote tags is annoying....)
"My first mentor called me E'lir because I was clever and I knew it. My first real lover called me Dulator because she liked the sound of it. I have been called Shadicar, Lightfinger, and Six-String. I have been called Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and Kvothe Kingkiller. I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them.

But I was brought up as Kvothe. My father once told me it meant "to know."

I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, although very few were unearned.

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

You may have heard of me."

Though generally if I can find something I deem clever I like it. ""You pay me, you point me, and I go stab things."

big fat cat : That's why you get a big umbrella and walk under it with girls duh.

Edit: Naturally when I take the time to write up something it's stolen........

As for the ringtones, not sure, quite a few, but most I doubt I'll ever use.

eLiTe below me, why are you here?

I'm here because I'm depressed and bored.

Elite below OMG ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE MICHAEL VASH?

I'm here at Vizzed because I love it. I'm in the lodge because I'm local. YEAH! Glad to have him back!

L33t below, are you a troll?