A few weeks ago, my friends had shared a hotel room with my beloved and I. My darling, the goober that he is, bought a hot dog with all the fix-ins and set it down on the white bed sheets of my friends' hotel bed. He then sat down on our friend's bed. On top of his hot dog. He promptly got up and discovered that he had smeared mustard over our friend's bed.

Fast forward to about a week later. My beloved had come home to discover that our lovely friends had decorated our bed. With mustard. On my darling's side, tucked neatly under the blankets were bottles of mustard. Everyone had a good laugh, and that seemed that.

Until our friends went home.

Now I have a massive amount of mustard. Dijon, Honey, and lots of yellow. I have an absurd amount of mustard.

I have looked online, trying to find a recipe that can relieve me of my mustard woes in decent time. All the recipes I can find usually end up with of one or two tablespoons of the stuff. I need to get rid of this stuff!

Does anyone have any links or know any recipes that use a lot of mustard (especially yellow mustard)? I'll take anything you have!

Well I do not have any myself but I did find this. One of these 45 recipes must use a lot of mustard. Or you could just toss in like 500x extra. 
  http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/slideshow/mustard-recipes

Thank you so much!!!

Oh man some of these actually sound tasty! Thank you so much! Now I can be free from mustard hell!

I'd say have a huge BBQ, with burgers and hot dogs lol. I mean that could probably get rid of a lot of it. Dijon mustard on a good ham sandwich is also really nice.