1 Viz for this worldly piece of advice, acquired through my many years traveling the Earth:

If you build it, they will come.

supernerd117 : after years of asceticism I look towards this effigy created by the gods themselves 
and I say in a booming voice what my heart needs TO TELL THE WORLD "Viz please"
I look towards the ground stunned 
what has my life boiled down to 
I am naught but a beggar 


no but for real 
give me that viz

supernerd117 :           gimme viz

I'll take 1 Viz for simply showing up. 

For 1 viz, ill give you a lenny, 1 Viz per lenny. 
( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)
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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )⊃━☆
(☞ﾟヮﾟ )☞

supernerd117 : I have a joke for you                                                                                                                                                                                             me: knock knock                                                                                                                                                                                                                             you: who's there                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     me: an interrupting cow                                                                                                                                                                                                                       you: an interrupting cow w-                                                                                                                                                                                                           me:moo 
Is it funny or what dude. 

supernerd117 : I'll take one Viz for recommending a Youtube cover artist. His name is Little V Mills, and he does a lot of great work, newest thing as of this post is his cover of Guile's Theme from Street Fighter 2.

lol i like seeing everyones different response, ill take 1 Viz for a joke.

What looks like half an apple??















The other half!! haha ik stupid joke but still

heres another one for free,

An old lady in the US has a heart attack and dials 911, No one ever showed up and she died alone =(  how could this happen?










She dialed but never called. =p

Here!

*1 Viz given*

Your Viz look better than mine, so gimme that Viz k

I'll take 1 Viz for the greatest math joke of all time.

Who was the roundest knight at the round table?

Sir Cumference, because he had too much pi!

supernerd117 : Hey, ya know, this idea was pretty interesting... I'll cut ya a deal: I give you one Viz if you let me use this idea of "1 Viz for anything". Is that alright? :3

Local Mods : Wait, I can do that, can't I? Or is it considered replicating a thread? Kind of a loophole... Because if I spend 1 Viz for someone to do or say something for me or to me, then technically that would still be marketing and finance... I have to get validation for this before I go through with it, though, so that I don't get pointed out.

TheTrueUlti : You have my permission, however; keep in mind that the staff may not allow you. I have to leave the final decision in their hands. They may feel that by allowing multiple threads like this, it may lead to chaos.