Rob-ert The Robot Human!

Rob-ert was a robot human with bright blue eyes, blond, scruffy hair, and tan skin with perfect teeth. Once a kid named Bill found out Rob-ert was a robot. "DO MY HOMEWORK!" Bill shouted for the eighth time. "I can't do that, Bill. It would be cheating, and cheating is wrong." Rob-ert replied. "DO IT or I will hit you with my bat." Bill said, hitting a wooden bat against the palm of his hand. "INITIATING 'MOISTENBEL CHREGEB.EXE'" Rob-ert said in a robotic voice. "What the..." Bill said before two holes were burnt through his head by "Moistenbel Chregeb.exe". Rob-ert then buried the body two trillion feet underground.

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A poem by me

Hand in hand
they both danced
her feet on his
their chests an inch away

"My dear Romeo, let me be your Juliet
for so dearly that I love you, I love you, I love you"
"Juliet, Juliet, my feelings are greatest towards you,
you are the one, the one that I love"

"Then marry me, marry me,
never let me go,
we can dance for the night,
for the rest of our flight"

"Oh yes, oh yes, I will, I will!"
they both got married
in a little garden
and lived happily ever after

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