This series is just a joke. Don't get your Viz in a knot.


Our story begins in the city of Vizzedville on planet Vizzed.
Zlinqx was just finishing his lunch with his girlfriend, ZeroTails. They loathed, I mean loved each other. That's why they're dating. It's how the world works.

Deg was peering into the window behind them like the stalkish person he is. Deg is very jealous of Zlinq. He wishes that he was with Zero instead. Too bad it won't happen.

You may ask the question of where Zlinq and Zero are eating. Where else would they eat? They just HAVE to eat at the Akljfadaksflk residence. Who are they? Oh, no one important. Just Yush, SUX, and moss. Yush and moss are playing the Xbox Kinect (lol Kinect), while SUX is scolding Zlinq and Zero because they are dropping their grilled cheese.

While all of this was going on, paper bursts through the door and shouts...

Paper - THE CITY IS BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS!!!

Right after he finishes talking, he gets abducted, and Maka peeks her head out from the corner.

Maka: MOVE I WANNA SEE THE HOT ALIENS

Maka jumps into the beam of light and gets abducted as well.

Yush: OH NUUUUUU. WE R GUN DIE.

User appears out of nowhere and cries in a corner with moss.

SUX: Will you all please SHUT UP!!!!1111!!!11!11?????/????

Everyone draws their attention to SUX.

SUX: If we want to survive, then we're going to have to go aboard the alien ship and stop it. Why am I the only smart person in this story?

Lunar (Narrator): It needed more personality.

SUX is not amused.

Many people are flooding in and out of the city, some trying to escape the invasion, and others trying to catch it on video. Sadly, the morons that decided to go into the city and videotape the occurrence got abducted, such as these two men, Wanderer and Panzer.

Deg crashes through the window and SUX starts kicking the crap out of him for spying on them.

Kimmy then walks in, looking for her cousin, green. She immediately assumes that green got abducted, so she jumps into the beam of light and gets herself abducted.

SUX: WHY ARE WE STILL STANDING HERE!? JUMP IN THE LIGHT.

Everyone besides User and moss jump in the light. Lunar uses his narrator powers to drag them into the light.

User & Moss: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!


END OF CHAPTER



Summons -

Zlinqx :
ZeroTails :
deg2000 :
yoshirulez! :
SUX2BU :
m0ssb3rg935 :
paper luigi :
Makalya :
Galacta :
A user of this :
NintendoFanKimmy :
greenluigi :
WandererExiled :
MysteriousPanzer :
Furret :

Uh...

Maka... why do you think aliens are hot...

And why are there aliens anyways?

And why is deg a stalker?

and why is Zlinqx my bf

ZeroTails : I would like this post but my limit is up ;-;

we got aduckded by the ayy lmao's

rip planet

im really concerned at how accurate you got my reaction to aliens down... good job, kid

Makalya :

Like it says at the top, dis all be a joke :p

Hey, I might seem like a Moron now but you'll be thankful later for what I do!

ZeroTails : LOVE ME BAE!!.. Not surprised Sux would beat me up that's how our relationship is tots one-sided never loving me back ;~:

SUX2BU : Amirite?

Besides this was a dramatic opening xD But I can't wait for next times chapter! I'm still crying how I'm the jelly one I was for sure thinking you would put me as the Emo one. 

Lol I am happy to see you back with this. This was enjoyable to read.

Needs more Skilledtree

Skilledtree :

Once I get to know you enough I'll be sure to try and add you in. A good way to get to know the members of the community is by going in chat :p

The lore in this story is as deep as Lord of the Rings. I look forward to more of this beautiful intricate story.

NUUU I GOT ABDUCTED :'(. Anyway, I'm looking forward to future chapters of this story. Great job!

Similar to what User said, the depth of this story's lore surpasses that of The Lord of the Rings by far. Its intricacy has left me speechless. Keep it up, Lunar! It's complex but breathtaking !

Well, it's definitely very interesting so far. I hope it'll only get better from this point forward.

LunarDarkness2 : How'd you find out my last name? Stalker.

deg2000 : Ya urrite.

Geez, I'm mean in this story.
...I like it. I should be that way for real.

Hmm... I like the story...

I have a question: Do you have an idea for a chapter 3? Can i be in it?

Just asking.

MrBeingcool1 :

Yes, there will be a chapter 3, and many more after that. I just haven't had the time to type them up. Once I get to know you more, I can add you to the story.

LunarDarkness2 : I'm waiting for it, then. So excited!