(And the thread starts off with Julie, finishing what she was about to say.)


"Like I just said, it can't be declined, so it's one hundred percent inevitable." Julie said., acting like she's so smart.
"And what is "Inevitable"?" Skillet said. (I'm going to stop using "Mr." in his name, due to a rule that I never knew took place during writing this.)
"Do you know what accuracy is? It's basically that. Don't go in awe because I gave a common synonym. Also, do you know what the last floor is? You've been here for a while I can assume, so I expect you to know." Julie said, acting like she was so smart.. Again.
"Uh.... there's about 12 floors I'm pretty sure." Skillet said, not too sure....
"Then let's just hurry, or somebody's going to die.... Don't worry, it's not you." Julie said. (To Gengar)


"Well... umm.. eh.... " Gengar tries to think of how to respond.
"Do you like waffles?" Bronco says, trying to bring up a completely unrelated topic. 
"Yeah, I certainly do!" Gengar says, not realizing that Bronco is still stalling him.
"Do you like pancakes?" Bronco says, trying not to break up while laughing hysterically.
"Yes I do!"
"Do you like french toast?" 
"I don't like it as much as the other 2, but it's fine...." 
"Then let's talk about food!" 
"That's kind of lame... How about we talk about du--- I forgot... Ekans! Medicham! Wake up! Wake up right now! We're still exploring!" Gengar exclaims, suddenly remembering that they had to adventure Sinister Forest.. 
*However, Ekans and Medicham continue to sleep......* (And to Julie.)


"Then who's gonna die if it's not me, huh? Who exactly?" Skillet questions Julie. 
"Well, there's this gang named Team Meanies tailing us... I'm pretty sure... and we have to save a Metapod before they do... I don't know if they'll try to kill it, or take fame.... They're probably trying to take fame, but you can never trust someone named "Meanie" saving someone that is so young. Basically, that Metapod is going to die, and neither of us are going to kill it." Julie states, making it clear to Skillet. 
"Well.... What are you waiting for? Let's go!" Skillet shouts, but he isn't actually very motivated at this point.
"I'm not waiting for anything, chik--- My mouth hurts now... Skillet, why are you just standing there? Aren't you supposed to be beating the other people up? Can't you see how weak I am?" Julie tries to get Skillet to do something for her.
"..Oh. If that's so, push me around. I'm really slow." Skillet tries to get Julie to do a favor in return for a favor. 
"Are you seriously lying? Why do you not just run? You're decently fast!" Julie exclaims, not wanting to push an 80 pound rock. 
"I'm not a liar! I'm just a good mimic!" Skillet shouts. (copied straight from the game, ladies and gentlemen)


"Just run... It's not that hard....." 
"Umm... okay...." Skillet says, and then he frantically runs around with Gravelerocks and throws them at every person who he comes across... "Okay, I helped. Now find me the stairs." 
"Uh.... Aren't they... right in front of you? Just go up them." Julie says. 
"Oh...." Skillet says, afterwards going up the stairs, feeling dumber than he was before. (And we go to Bronco.)


"Uh...." Bronco says, and then just like Julie, Bronco goes around Gengar and into the Sinister Forest. "....Where is Julie? I thought she'd  wait for me right here........" Bronco says, thinking Julie will magically come to him...  
"Hey! Ekans! Medicham! Wake up! If you don't, we won't get any prize this afternoon!" Gengar says, teasing the other people in his team. 
*After hearing "no prize", Ekans and Medicham immediately wake up.*


"Yes?! We're sorry we sleeped. We were just getting tired... Just a little tired.." Ekans says, trying to not tell Gengar they were way too tired to do anything.. 
"Isn't that obvious? ... Just a little bit. Only a tiny bit." 
"If you were so barely tired, then why did you have to sleep? You could stay up for more than 5 minutes, right?" Gengar says, getting slightly mad...
"Yes, we can... Let's just go adventuring....." Medicham states, trying to just get a treasure...  
Team Meanies quickly scurry into the Sinister Forest. And I finish transitioning.
"Mr. Skillet... I actually heard some noise from the bottom of the dungeon..." Julie says, then stepping on a rollcall orb.. "Oh, and that Rollcall Orb is just convieniently sitting there... Well, time to put it to it's only use... Julie picks the Rollcall Orb up, uses it, and Bronco warps to Julie and Mr. Skillet.
"I swear, if Julie doesn't show up within the next few minutes...." Bronco says, hinting at hurting Julie if she doesn't show up sooner... 
"Excuse me? I'm right here, you blind nut." Julie says, then laughing at Bronco... 
"Uhh... Oops... Well, orbs'll save the day every day, right?" Bronco says, trying to cover what he was about to say... 
"Bronco, just be the leader. You always magically, somehow get to the every end of every dungeon with ease. Now use that dumb magic for us, and help us get to the end of this TWELVE FOOT FOREST. Just do it right now, you have no excuse." Julie says, taking control of Bronco. 
"Umm.... Well... I'll try... Wait, why do we have a tree in our party? What's he doing here?" Bronco says, without much knowledge about Pokemon other than him..    
"I swear I'm not a tr----" Skillet says, but Julie interrupts him afterwards. 
"Shh..... Quiet... Just be quiet... Don't hit him or anything like that, Skillet.. That's nothing but really dumb. Bronco, he's just a Sudowoodo." Julie says, taking control of both Skillet and Bronco.
"And... exactly how long where you with him?" Bronco interrogates Julie. 
"For around 7 floors." Julie responds with a simple answer to correspond with Bronco's simple mind.  
"And... Why didn't you tell me about it?" Bronco thinks Skillet and Julie are in a relationship. (Spoilers: They're not.)
"It's because you werestalling Gengar. Why would I just go back and tell you "hurr durr a Sudowoodo just joined my team and I just had to tell you because it was so important."? That'd remind them they had to go to a dungeon, and it'd just give me away. And, we wouldn't have saved Metapod if I went ahead, so let's go ahead and try to outrun Team Meanies!" Julie says, trying to get Bronco to stop arguing with her and just get through the tiring dungeon...
*And Bronco uses his so-called "magic" to get to the next floor easily. (He doesn't actually have any magic. He just runs through the dungeon sporadically to get to the next floor. He's not a psychic type, so he just runs around randomly until he can find the stairs.) (10F)* 
" Ugh... I feel tired... Bronco, do you have a spare apple or two?" Julie says while tired, yawning afterwards.  
"No. Unlike everything else that is just convinently there just sitting in plain sight, "oh look I need a warp orb to help my friend a lot", the apple that prevents you from sleeping is NOT just there conveniently. Yeah, stop dreaming. It's not there, it'll never be there bud. Don't. Just stop." Bronco teases Julie, still trying to not laugh...
"Err.. You made it clear the first time you said it, you didn't have to say it a million times over..."
" I had to make it clear a million times over, what if you were deaf?" Bronco says, not realizing how dumb that remark was.
"You've clearly been with me for more than a day, you should know if I'm deaf or not." Julie conveys, sighing.
*And as Bronco and Julie continuously argue, Mr. Skillet goes off without them, actually looking for the stairs while they just stand in one place for an atrociously long time..*


(And, here ends the seventh part of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Surprise. I really enjoy doing this series, but the time I have to do it is decreasing gradually.)