Jynx is... ugly (sorry Jynx lovers). I really dislike her design. Jynx isn't also exactly a great Pokémon to use. That low 35 base defense is terrible and is asking for a Mach Punch in the face. I have to admit that her special attack is great. Her level-up movepool is bad overall, not even learning something like Ice Beam and more physical attacks than special attacks (base attack is not usable). Luckily for Jynx, she can learn some decent moves via TM. I think this Pokémon is somehow forgettable at times.

And that's about it. There are many Ice and Psychic types better than this thing.

Next Pokémon who wants to be hated is Exploud!

Exploud is nearly rubbish for being the last of a third-stage evolution. Only HP, topping at 104, is remarkable, and even then it's not a very high value. Speed, at a mere 68, and Defense, standing at only 63, make this Pokemon slow, fragile and easy to kill, even more considering its only weakness is Fighting, technically a type gathering swift physical attackers.

It's movelist involves all sound-based attacks, because this Pokemon only excels at making noise. And, also, we have its design. Two exhaust pipes as "tails", an enormous mouth and seven organ-like pipes protruding from its head, all to favour the production of heavy noise. And of course it has no ears, that way it can scream even louder because it doesn't listen to itself.

The next Pokemon to hate on is Porygon-Z.

Although Porygon-Z has an excellent base 135 special attack, it is pretty frail due to its base 70 defense and 75 special defense. It can also easily be outsped by a large portion of the metagame before it can set up an agility boost. I would recommend Porygon 2 as a more solid option because it excels where Porygon Z does not. The main reason it is a better option is because it can become a powerful wall with access to the item, eviolite.

To make matters worse, Porygon also doesn't have an awful lot of options for strong normal type attacks, so it can't abuse Adaptability as much. It depends on what you want to get out of a porygon evolution. If you're looking for offense, then Porygon-Z is the better option. Otherwise, Porygon 2 is almost always the safer bet.

The next pokemon to hate on is Jumpluff.

Jumpluff has the terrible grass/flying type combo. Combine that with it's terrible defenses and offense, Jumpluff won't last long in a battle and it won't make an impact for you at all, rather it'll give the opponent the advantage since Jumpluff is a waste on a team.

The next pokemon to hate on is Nidoking.

Nidoking is... well... a king of the balanced Pokémon. Its stats are balanced with a good attack stat. It can learn almost everything, in other words no Nidoking is the same based on movepool. It lacks a big advantage in one of its stats, it does everything fine but nothing shines a lot. One Surf or Earthquake and Nidoking is down. There are a lot of Pokémon who can do the same as Nidoking but better, Tyranitar is an example (better stats overall).

Next Pokémon who likes to be hated is Clawitzer. (I actually use a random generator for this).

Clawitzer is just another version of Kingler. Actually, the right handed version of Kingler.

Its stats are horrible. Only that magnificent 120 special attack is noticeable, but combined with a horrid 59 speed and a mere 71 HP make it somewhat unreliable.

Its movelist is heavily focused on its Mega Launcher ability. Only with Water Pulse it gets overly powerful with STAB increasing its power even more. Even then, I find it kind of cheap to have that kind of movelist. The ability should be the one to complement the movelist, and not vice versa.

Next Pokemon to hate on is Talonflame.

I despise Talonflame so much. For starters, its stats are very poor (aside from speed). I also hate its design. Fletchinder and Talonflame are basically just red versions of Staravia and Staraptor.

Its moveset is also horrible, being limited to just fire- and flying type attacks plus steel wing. But its ability is the most broken thing ever. Gale Wings gives it priority to all flying type attacks. That means priority Brave Bird. So many things get denied access to OU just because of this thing.

Really not much else to say, since all Talonflame offers is a broken ability and a bad design.

Next up is Vespiquen.

Talonflame's most noticeable attribute is its excellent base 126 speed which allow it to outspeed just about everything important. This hardly makes up for its mediocre offensive power of 81 attack. This is barely remedied by its Gale Wings ability which allows it even more priority for flying moves. Perhaps Talonflame's biggest flaw, is its devastating 4X weakness to rock type moves which are extremely common.

Surprisingly, its movepool doesn't have a lot of strong attack moves which make it fairly easy to predict and prepare for. Taking everything into account, you basically end up with a super pathetic, predictable, priority pokemon. (Nice alliteration eh?)

The next pokemon to hate on is Dragalge.

I think Dragalge is just a failed attempt at making a cool looking Pokemon, I mean just look at the design, its like they didn't even try. It's not that its bad, its that its just so weird, more weird than most of the weird looking Pokemon, and that makes it a Pokemon that I don't want on my team.


The next Pokemon to hate is minum.

Minun is yet another Pikachu ripoff, and honestly it has some of the worst stats of the Pikachu ripoff pokemon. It's moveset is pretty bad to, which makes Minun absolutely useless.

The next pokemon to hate on is Plusle.

Plusle is just like Minun, another Pikachu rip off. Unoriginal design and really bad stats. The best stat is Speed, big surprise. It can't take any hits with its poor defense. Its special decent is okay but with the poor HP stat, Plusle can't survive much. It does get access to a few fun non-damaging moves like Charm and Nasty Plot but Plusle can't perform those well in battles because of the poor defenses. The Plus ability is one of worst abilities ever in Single Battles too.

The next Pokémon to hate is (the raging) Gyarados!

Why is Gyarados Flying??? I mean, I can understand Mantine for having "wings", but Gyarados is shaped like a snake, with no limbs whatsoever. What's worse, it was made Dark when Mega. So, Charizard can be Dragon, but Gyarados, who had more Dragon attacks in its moveset, cannot? 

That type combination produces awful results. To the point where only Dragon and Fairy would be its weaknesses, it has a weakness for Rock and a double weakness for Electric. And we know how powerful Electric attacks can be (Thunder, Volt Tackle, Zap Cannon, Bolt Strike...).

It's moveset isn't that awesome. Not only does it learn few attacks, stopping at most at level 50, but the best it can learn is Hyper Beam (needs a turn to recover), Thrash (becomes confused after 2-3 turns) and Hydro Pump, its best bet considering it has STAB and no drawbacks except for 80 accuracy. However, all of this gets wasted when looking at its base special attack: a ridiculous 60.

And well, getting a Gyarados with Moxie is just plain mean. Already at 125 base attack, and it gets raised one level if it knocks out another Pokemon. 

The next Pokemon to hate on is Steelix.

Steelix is a terrible evolution because it has terrible speed now, along with it's atrocious special defense make it a terrible wall to use. There's no point in having a pokemon who has great defense if it's special defense is this terrible. It's also got a bunch of weaknesses, making Steelix a terrible pokemon to use.

The next pokemon to hate on is Jigglypuff.

Jigglypuff is just overrated because its only really known for like 2 things, yet just those 2 things make it somewhat of a star when it really shouldn't be and that's why its a terrible Pokemon.

Next Pokemon to hate is geodude.

Geodude was the first rock/ground type on the pokedex, and proves to this day why that type is so terrible. Water and grass immediately KO it, It's so slow, and it's special defense is atrocious. If you're looking for a wall, don't get this terrible thing.

The next pokemon to hate on is Delibird.

Delibird is basically useless in all things. The level up movepool: just one move which relies on luck. Luckily it can learn some decent moves via TMs and Egg moves but that's it. Delibird's stats are really bad, it doesn't shine in even one stat (speed is the highest at 75). The abilities are useless as well: prevent sleeping, who needs that for a Pokémon who can't defend itself. Hustle is decent but you'll miss a lot, which is a thing you don't want for a fragile Pokémon like Delibird.

At least Delibird gives us presents at Christmas.

The next Pokémon to hate is.. Eelektross! That floating thing with no real weaknesses.

Having no weakness makes it an irritating opponent, but the fact it only receives half damage from two types and the rest deal the normal amount, it isn't that much of a problem.

When you're the one using it, you find yourself with a not so amazing Pokemon. It only has 50 speed, which is ridiculous for a third stage evolution. It does have the advantage of not receiving excessive damage, and thus can use it's nice attack and special attack to counter. However, it's not that hard to deal a massive blow to this Pokemon, since it only has 80 defense and special defense.

So, basically, we have a Pokemon with no weakness that even then isn't hard to take down. Much like what Sableye and Spiritomb were before the Fairy type was introduced. They wanted to make us thing it's overpowered, but in reality is really underpowered.

Next Pokemon to hate will be Durant.

I'm already regretting googling Durant. I don't like insects and especially not ugly insects like this one. 
It does look somewhat threatening if you were to face it in battle, so it does score some points there. However it's not something I would ever catch and train up. I'll rate it a 3/10.

The next poster will have to hate on Gallade.

(Dear beloved Gallade, please forgive me for what I'm about to say. You know I secretly love you)

I hate Gallade because he really isn't that great for a stage 3 Pokemon. You never see him on a competition team because he's just not at all viable against a decent team. He can only be a guy, which is depressing since I like to think female Pokemon are stronger. The only good thing about him is that he's somewhat fast, but even then it's not anything impressive. 10/10 would pick Gardevoir instead next time.

Next Pokemon to hate will have to be Rotom

Rotom's got way too many forms and most of them aren't useful at all. Besides Wash Rotom, all it's other forms are terrible. Terrible type combos, and a not so great movepool make most of Rotom's forms completely useless.

The next pokemon to hate on is Boldore.