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01-25-10 12:26 PM
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Ok so my Great Grandmother age 92, is in the hospital. She is being monitored because she has had an anurism a few years back. She has slight dimensia (loss of reality) but all in all in good mental health for 92. So I get a call late saturday night and hear my mother tell me these extraordinary stories about my great grandmother.

1. She was in the hospitall and called 911 stated, " I have been a victim of Senior Citizen Kidnapping please help!!" Of course she called from the hospital phone and that case was settled rapidly.

2. When the nurse came in to see why she would say such a thing, she stated, "The Mexican mafia is after me"

3. My Aunt has been with her for the stay, and while trying to assist her in changing her clothes my Great Grandmother said, " You know I could pee on you right now!" Then proceeded to prove her statement.

4. She is telling people she is an Italian spy, and is on a covert mission to eradicate gas prices.

Dont get me wrong its sad, but I find humor in this. My Great Grandmother is awesome.... she drives 60MPH thru neighborhoods hahah
Ok so my Great Grandmother age 92, is in the hospital. She is being monitored because she has had an anurism a few years back. She has slight dimensia (loss of reality) but all in all in good mental health for 92. So I get a call late saturday night and hear my mother tell me these extraordinary stories about my great grandmother.

1. She was in the hospitall and called 911 stated, " I have been a victim of Senior Citizen Kidnapping please help!!" Of course she called from the hospital phone and that case was settled rapidly.

2. When the nurse came in to see why she would say such a thing, she stated, "The Mexican mafia is after me"

3. My Aunt has been with her for the stay, and while trying to assist her in changing her clothes my Great Grandmother said, " You know I could pee on you right now!" Then proceeded to prove her statement.

4. She is telling people she is an Italian spy, and is on a covert mission to eradicate gas prices.

Dont get me wrong its sad, but I find humor in this. My Great Grandmother is awesome.... she drives 60MPH thru neighborhoods hahah
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Wow, that is some messed up stuff said by your Great Grandma.
Wow, that is some messed up stuff said by your Great Grandma.
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WOW that's sort of what happened to my grandpa he's 98 and he's in the hospital 1 out of his 6 arteries are working and he is paralyzed
WOW that's sort of what happened to my grandpa he's 98 and he's in the hospital 1 out of his 6 arteries are working and he is paralyzed
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Well my story wasnt meant to bring out sad memories lol

It was meant to be laughed at (i realize its kinda dark humor but still)

Well my story wasnt meant to bring out sad memories lol

It was meant to be laughed at (i realize its kinda dark humor but still)

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I found it amusing tr33l3x.

Heres one story of something my Grandma did when she visited Sydney/Australia for the first time.

My mum was driving through the city to show off the buildings and my gran starts going "Quick! We must leave, these buildings are going to fall on top of us! There's nothing holding them up!"
I found it amusing tr33l3x.

Heres one story of something my Grandma did when she visited Sydney/Australia for the first time.

My mum was driving through the city to show off the buildings and my gran starts going "Quick! We must leave, these buildings are going to fall on top of us! There's nothing holding them up!"
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Hey, tr33l3x. Your great grandma isn't from Pasadena, is she?
Hey, tr33l3x. Your great grandma isn't from Pasadena, is she?
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LOL I was laughing throughout the whole time reading it ^^ I wish my grandma was that funny... Mine just preaches to me about got for hours on end.
LOL I was laughing throughout the whole time reading it ^^ I wish my grandma was that funny... Mine just preaches to me about got for hours on end.
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Originally posted by Surgiac
Hey, tr33l3x. Your great grandma isn't from Pasadena, is she?


In Texas?? she lives in texas but idk if shes in Pasadena... isnt that near Houston?

anyway yeah Chronabis shes a pretty funny gal, she used to raise these cats in her house.... and they would grow to be like 15-20 lbs.... thats a huge cat! lol and if any of you have seen Always Sunny in Philadelphia.... Kitten Mittens MEEEOOOWW hahaha
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Hey, tr33l3x. Your great grandma isn't from Pasadena, is she?


In Texas?? she lives in texas but idk if shes in Pasadena... isnt that near Houston?

anyway yeah Chronabis shes a pretty funny gal, she used to raise these cats in her house.... and they would grow to be like 15-20 lbs.... thats a huge cat! lol and if any of you have seen Always Sunny in Philadelphia.... Kitten Mittens MEEEOOOWW hahaha
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Does your cat make tooo muuch nooise? Kitten Mittens!

I actually can't wait to be old so I can do this kind of weird random stuff without being looked at as immature. I still do it now though . It's kind of sad but as long as she's happy.
Does your cat make tooo muuch nooise? Kitten Mittens!

I actually can't wait to be old so I can do this kind of weird random stuff without being looked at as immature. I still do it now though . It's kind of sad but as long as she's happy.
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Originally posted by tr33l3x
Originally posted by Surgiac
Hey, tr33l3x. Your great grandma isn't from Pasadena, is she?


In Texas?? she lives in texas but idk if shes in Pasadena... isnt that near Houston?

anyway yeah Chronabis shes a pretty funny gal, she used to raise these cats in her house.... and they would grow to be like 15-20 lbs.... thats a huge cat! lol and if any of you have seen Always Sunny in Philadelphia.... Kitten Mittens MEEEOOOWW hahaha



Yeah that's near Houston but I was referring to the 60 MPH comment. It reminds me of the song called "Little Old Lady From Pasadena" by the Beach Boys.
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Originally posted by Surgiac
Hey, tr33l3x. Your great grandma isn't from Pasadena, is she?


In Texas?? she lives in texas but idk if shes in Pasadena... isnt that near Houston?

anyway yeah Chronabis shes a pretty funny gal, she used to raise these cats in her house.... and they would grow to be like 15-20 lbs.... thats a huge cat! lol and if any of you have seen Always Sunny in Philadelphia.... Kitten Mittens MEEEOOOWW hahaha



Yeah that's near Houston but I was referring to the 60 MPH comment. It reminds me of the song called "Little Old Lady From Pasadena" by the Beach Boys.
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Ohhhhh ok ok wow *waves hand over head* lol


Yeah my great gma is a Haus.... She had a Cadillac CTS.... before that a Subaru Legacy.... Lady can drive like the transporter
Ohhhhh ok ok wow *waves hand over head* lol


Yeah my great gma is a Haus.... She had a Cadillac CTS.... before that a Subaru Legacy.... Lady can drive like the transporter
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