It was a cold stormy day out in Spring 2015. Somewhere around this time three turtles saw posters around the neighborhood all pointing them towards a tough, cruel army, fighting crocodiles who want to kill them. This is called The Turtle Army. 
 
   The three turtles showed up to the address all looking at each other wondering if they should do this or not. There was Little Turtle (Based on yoshirulez!), Grumpy Turtle (Is Lunar), and finally Logical Turtle. (User but in no way acts like User.) They decided to enter. It was a poorly kept facility with bugs on the floor, windows shattered and was all around just a mess. "THIS IS MMEEEEZZY!" Little Turtle said. "Calm your voice! You are giving me a headache, ugh." Grumpy Turtle said. All three walked forward until they saw a big room with rows upon rows of chairs in rows. None of them filled yet. Each turtle then took a seat and waited for everything to begin. After 5 minutes Little Turtle got tired of waiting and was about to explode when he said. "WHERE IS THE BOSS! I WANNA JOIN! PICK ME! PICK ME!" Logical Turtle was also tired of Little Turtle's screaming by this point and gave him a candy bar. This made Grumpy Turtle angry because he did not want the tiny one to have anymore sugar. So then he attacked Logical Turtle! The fighting was fierce, Grumpy Turtle was punching left and right but really it just looked like the turtles we slowly moving their arms.
 
   Then all of a sudden they heard footsteps! Every turtle looked up to see Boss Turtle standing there staring down at them with his big eyes. "You have not even joined yet and you are already killing each other." Boss Turtle said. Grumpy Turtle was scared and rushed back to his seat quickly before he made the boss mad on his first day. "Good, that is what I thought." Boss Turtle said grimly. Boss Turtle then explained everything about The Turtle Army. Then each turtle had to prove themselves worthy of being in The Turtle Army by competing in 3 tests. The first was motivation, which was already completed and Little Turtle had won with Logical in second. The next test was a 5 foot race to the finish.
 
   Every turtle was lined up and ready to go at the starting line. They were focused. Each saw the finish line and saw the victory of themselves. "Okay here are the rules. First person to the end wins. No going to in to another turtles lane and no jumping. The race will begin shortly" Fifteen seconds later the horn blew and the starters took off! Little Turtle gained an early lead and swooshed past the rest of the racers and in to the lead. That was when Grumpy Turtle kicked it up a notch and got mad, really mad. After that he was going 3 inches a second. Though he could not keep it up for long and was very easily worn out. They were then all 1 foot from the finish, it was the final stretch. It was super close. Grumpy was in first. Then Logical. Then Little. Then Logical. Then Little. Then Logical. Then Grumpy again! Then finally the winner was decided. It was Little Turtle! "#GETREKT I BEAT YO AL BE 10 MILS." Little Turtle said. "What did he just say?" Logical Turtle asked. "Okay time for the final test! This will be a test of strength.
 
   Little Turtle then lifted them all with 1 stub each. That ended the competition. It turned out Little Turtle was the most fit to be in The Turtle Army and Logical and Grumpy were still in. "What unexpected turns!" Boss Turtle said! After that it was night time and time for them all to go to sleep in their new homes. Planning would begin tomorrow to take out the crocodile army.
 
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