I look up to my friend, and I think, " This is going to to suck so much. " I run head first into the battle.
The first opponent is this little pain in the arse. He's been a thorn in my side for years. Some call him Regret. I look back at my battles with this monster, and think about the all the hard times he has given me. I swing with my sword. CLANG He blocks my blow. I should have seen it coming. He swings as me, and I barely make the parry. My battle was almost over before it even started. Now his brother, whom I have defeated before, but have spared, joins the fray. He goes by the name of Heartbreak; no rest for the wicked, huh? No problem. I fake a swing towards Heartbreak, and turn my hips towards Regret, and swing. I'm blocked again! I thrust my sword back, shoving the hilt into Heartbreaks face, knocking him out. I thrust my weapon forward, taking Regret by surprise, defeating him with a fatal blow. I turn and see Heartbreak with wide eyes... so I chop his head off with one swift swing. That should make a nice trophy for when this battle is over.
"THAT'S TWO ALREADY!" I yell.
This next enemy I approach goes by Grief. She always knows about the hard times that fall on me. How does she know this? CLANG Darnit. I should not expected a quick victory; Grief is always throwing things my way to get me off my guard. CLANG BRANG BRANGCLANG This is not going to be a easy battle to overcome. SLASH I'm hit! It hurts. It hurts so much. The wound is deep. CLANG I see an opening, and I take it.
"THAT'S THREE, LADDY!"
I start slashing and thrashing my way through my foes. " EIGHT! " I keep thinking about what I want out of this. " FIFTEEN!" Why am I doing this? Do I want to fix something I broke? " TWENTY-ONE! TWENTY-TWO!" I see my prey up ahead. "TWENTY-SIX!" I think they are on a pedestal. "THIRTY!" Yes, this one man is my goal. He is the one causing me the greatest pain and suffering. This fool of a Pain goes by the name of Remorse, and he is no easy task to defeat.
I start with slashes, parries, thrusts, anything and everything I can throw at him. Nothing is working. He is countering everything. How do I defeat this monster? It's like he's not even human. And then I see the answer: there is a chink in it's armor, there. I take advantage of this opening not seen before, and I stab at it as quickly and as swiftly as I can. And I get a hit. A nice clean blow. A fatal blow.
"FORTY-FIVE! It's over.. finally."
It's over. I've conquered my demons on the battlefield.
I look back on those times. They might have been a bother, but they were a necessary bother.
/end
Bonus points if you got any of the references.
I look up to my friend, and I think, " This is going to to suck so much. " I run head first into the battle.
The first opponent is this little pain in the arse. He's been a thorn in my side for years. Some call him Regret. I look back at my battles with this monster, and think about the all the hard times he has given me. I swing with my sword. CLANG He blocks my blow. I should have seen it coming. He swings as me, and I barely make the parry. My battle was almost over before it even started. Now his brother, whom I have defeated before, but have spared, joins the fray. He goes by the name of Heartbreak; no rest for the wicked, huh? No problem. I fake a swing towards Heartbreak, and turn my hips towards Regret, and swing. I'm blocked again! I thrust my sword back, shoving the hilt into Heartbreaks face, knocking him out. I thrust my weapon forward, taking Regret by surprise, defeating him with a fatal blow. I turn and see Heartbreak with wide eyes... so I chop his head off with one swift swing. That should make a nice trophy for when this battle is over.
"THAT'S TWO ALREADY!" I yell.
This next enemy I approach goes by Grief. She always knows about the hard times that fall on me. How does she know this? CLANG Darnit. I should not expected a quick victory; Grief is always throwing things my way to get me off my guard. CLANG BRANG BRANGCLANG This is not going to be a easy battle to overcome. SLASH I'm hit! It hurts. It hurts so much. The wound is deep. CLANG I see an opening, and I take it.
"THAT'S THREE, LADDY!"
I start slashing and thrashing my way through my foes. " EIGHT! " I keep thinking about what I want out of this. " FIFTEEN!" Why am I doing this? Do I want to fix something I broke? " TWENTY-ONE! TWENTY-TWO!" I see my prey up ahead. "TWENTY-SIX!" I think they are on a pedestal. "THIRTY!" Yes, this one man is my goal. He is the one causing me the greatest pain and suffering. This fool of a Pain goes by the name of Remorse, and he is no easy task to defeat.
I start with slashes, parries, thrusts, anything and everything I can throw at him. Nothing is working. He is countering everything. How do I defeat this monster? It's like he's not even human. And then I see the answer: there is a chink in it's armor, there. I take advantage of this opening not seen before, and I stab at it as quickly and as swiftly as I can. And I get a hit. A nice clean blow. A fatal blow.
"FORTY-FIVE! It's over.. finally."
It's over. I've conquered my demons on the battlefield.
I look back on those times. They might have been a bother, but they were a necessary bother.
/end
Bonus points if you got any of the references.