Hello - I am Jeff. Today, I present to you, Skype - for toilets. We wanted to know where people are most during the day, and we came to the conclusion of the toilet. All around the world, people are making their "number ones" and "number twos" every single day. The toilet is one of the most used objects in the world.
So, at Skype, we used our innovation to bring Skype to toilets. That way, you can take a call while you're on the can! We've already brought Skype to enough things, why not toilets?
So, how would it work? Well, first, you get the Skype for Toilets toilet seat (only for $34.99), place it on your toilet, and then follow the steps:
1. Make sure you have a Skype/Microsoft account, and the XD4GD9FH Pro Toilet. It's the only thing that's free!
2. The seat will ask you to sit on the toilet as you would if you were using it.
3. The seat will scan your butt, and it will be added to your account. Your buttprint is unique, so nobody else can try and get into your account.
4. You are ready to use Skype for Toilets!
Now, there is no way to decline a call (will be available in 2018 update), so, for right now, the call begins automatically! You will have to accept calls immediately. Just look between your legs and you will see the person calling you as a projection!
So, who's ready to use Skype on the go, when you have to go?
Hello - I am Jeff. Today, I present to you, Skype - for toilets. We wanted to know where people are most during the day, and we came to the conclusion of the toilet. All around the world, people are making their "number ones" and "number twos" every single day. The toilet is one of the most used objects in the world.
So, at Skype, we used our innovation to bring Skype to toilets. That way, you can take a call while you're on the can! We've already brought Skype to enough things, why not toilets?
So, how would it work? Well, first, you get the Skype for Toilets toilet seat (only for $34.99), place it on your toilet, and then follow the steps:
1. Make sure you have a Skype/Microsoft account, and the XD4GD9FH Pro Toilet. It's the only thing that's free!
2. The seat will ask you to sit on the toilet as you would if you were using it.
3. The seat will scan your butt, and it will be added to your account. Your buttprint is unique, so nobody else can try and get into your account.
4. You are ready to use Skype for Toilets!
Now, there is no way to decline a call (will be available in 2018 update), so, for right now, the call begins automatically! You will have to accept calls immediately. Just look between your legs and you will see the person calling you as a projection!
So, who's ready to use Skype on the go, when you have to go? 
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