Ic. San Fierro- A new Garage
A. Wear Flowers in your hair
This mission, the first in San Fierro, is for the truth. In this mission you are to pick up a few of the truth’s friends who he thinks will be able to help out with the mod garage. In this mission, you must first get into a four door car to go and pick up three friends. The first one is at the gas station in the east of town. When you get there, make sure to honk the horn, and he will come and join you. From there, go to the hospital down town, where you will be told to go to a hot dog stand. When you get there, honk your horn, and a second person will come out and join you. Next, you will have to go to the police station, where you will be told to go to the RC shop. Go to the RC shop and honk your horn. Then you can drive back to the Doherty garage.
Simply Put: Get inside the car. Drive to the gas station. Honk the horn. Drive to the hospital. Drive to the Hot dog Van. Honk the horn. Drive to the Police station. Drive to the RC shop. Honk the horn Drive back to the Doherty Garage.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Zero gets killed
iv. The truth gets killed
v. Dwayne gets killed
vi. Jethro gets killed
Rewards:
i. None
B. 555 WE TIP
555 WE TIP is a mission you will do for C.R.A.S.H. where you must frame a DA who is causing Tenpenny problems by planting drugs into his car and calling the police on him. You must follow the Valet down into the car lot and waste him. Once you have done this you should pick up the valet uniform and put it on. Then go out to the curb and wait until the DA arrives in his car. Take his car over to the garage where drugs will be put in it. Go back to the parking area and park his car in the correct space. Go back up to the top and wait until the DA has returned. When the DA returns, go and call the cops.
Simply put: Kill the valet and take his uniform. Then wait for the DA to get there and take his car to the garage (unnamed) to plant drugs. Drive the car back to the parking area and park his car. GO back up to the top of the parking deck and wait until the DA arrives and then call the cops.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Merit destroyed
iv. Wanted level attained
v. Time runs out
Rewards:
i. Valet missions
C. Deconstruction
This mission, is one of the reasons why this game is rated M. The point of the mission is to get back at some construction workers who called Kendal a hooker. What you must do is go to the construction site and destroy all of the portables. You’ll need to go get a bulldozer from the construction site to do this. You have a time limit, so do it quickly. When you’ve done this, you must push the main guy into a hole while in his portable and then cover it with cement to kill him.
Simply put: Go to the construction site in a bulldozer and destroy all of the portables before the cops arrive. Bury the main guy in a hole and cover it with cement. You will need a cement mixer for this.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. You run out of time
Rewards:
i. None
THE NEXT THREE MISSIONS ARE OPTIONAL BUT REQUIRED FOR 100% COMPLETION
D. Air Raid
Well. Here we go. The stupidest missions in this entire game, for zero. The first one is pretty stupid. You must go on top of his roof, and shoot down a bunch of drones that are coming for Zero, shot from Berkley. You’ll have a Mini Gun, so it’s pretty easy. Just hold down the shoot button and take them out. There are about a hundred of the drones that come, so it takes a while. You can’t allow any of Zero’s dishes take too much damage or you’ll lose. Once you’ve taken down all of the drones, you win.
Simply put: Use the Mini gun to protect Zero’s dishes.
Ways to fail:
i. Zero gets killed
ii. His receptor dishes get destroyed
Rewards:
i. $3000
E. Supply Lines
In this mission, you are flying a red baron to try and take out some of Berkley’s delivery boys. Now, this is an RC plane, but it has a Mini gun. You just need to get close to one of them and hold down the shoot button and it’ll be done quickly. You’ll start near all of them but you should go for the car first. After that, the order doesn’t really matter. It’ll take a few tries as flying is really hard, but you’ll get used to it. You will have PLENTY of fuel, even though it gives you an amount of fuel, it really is a ton. Once you’ve finished with this, you’ve won the mission. You just have to kill four people with a flying Mini gun. It may seem easy, but flying is really hard and will take some time getting used to, but don’t worry, it gets easy.
Simply put: Kill the four of Berkley’s supply people and don’t run out of gas.
Ways to fail:
i. Run out of gas
ii. RC baron is destroyed
Rewards:
i. $5000
F. New Model Army
This mission, just letting you know, is hard. You’ll get 7 minutes to get the RC car Zero is driving across the map. Again, flying is difficult. CHEAT: You can get to the airport and into a helicopter by driving off the hill on the SOUTH EAST side. The helicopter will be there, just get into it and fly around. That will be GREAT practice for this mission. You have to start by getting into the helicopter, and I would recommend it if you just follow his instructions at first, but then later go your own way. Listen to him and remove some barrels and get some bombs. You should go ahead and drop bombs onto the takes before you get started. Then, move all the barrels, then place the plank. This mission can be really tedious but if you take your time (but not take too much time) you’ll win it pretty easily.  
Simply put: Move all of the obstacles so that Zero can get to Berkley’s base.
Ways to fail:
i. RC car is destroyed
ii. Time runs out
G. Photo Opportunity
In this mission, given to you by Cesar, you are to find Ryder and some of his accomplices and take pictures of them.  You need to pick up Cesar, and then head to angel Pines. Once you get there, there will be a roof to get onto, go up on there. Then, Cesar will see them, and you will have to aim the camera at them until you can see their face, and then take a picture. Once you have the picture, move on to the next person. Don’t worry; everyone in the gang comes at different times so you’ll have plenty of time to take pictures. You’ll see Ryder, Jizzy B, Mike Toreno, and T-Bone Mendez.
Simply Put: Go pick up Cesar and take him to angel pines. Wait for people to arrive, and take pictures of them as they get out of their cars.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. The car you pick up Cesar in is destroyed
iv. Cesar dies
v. You alert Loco Syndicate
Rewards:
i. None
H. Jizzy
This mission is your first that you get from Jizzy B., one of the people you saw when snooping with Cesar. What you must do is to start out by getting in the pimp mobile. This car is the only one of its kind in the game, so when he says to trash it at the end, keep it. If you destroy it, the mission is over. Start by dropping off one of his Ho’s downtown. Then go to Hash bury and waste the pimp there. Then take out the rival pimp, then go and save Jizzy’s girl by taking out both punters. Then get to the hotel downtown, and take out the preacher. HINT: USE A GOOD WEAPON, SUCH AS AN UZI FOR THIS MISSION.
Simply Put: Get in the pimp mobile. Drop off the Ho downtown. Go and take out three sets of rival pimps. Go downtown and kill the preacher and his protection in their limo.
Ways to Fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets wasted
iii. The pimp mobile is destroyed
iv. Hooker dies
v. Rival Pimp escapes
vi. Lunatic escapes
vii. Preacher gets away
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $3000
I. T-Bone Mendez
As reviled in this mission, T-Bone Mendez has stolen money from Jizzy. You must get to the ambushed van that is under the bridge on the connecter road to the highway on Garver Bridge. You’ll then realize that the packages are gone, and you have to chase down the bikers that have the packages. Again, you should probably bring an Uzi along for the ride to take them out. Once you have all of the packages, you can head back to Jizzy’s place and return them to ends the mission.
Simply put: Go to the ambushed truck under the bridge. Chase down the bikers, use Uzi or something like that. Get the packages. Go back to Jizzy’s place.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Bikers escape
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $5000
J. Mike Toreno
In this mission, the last (for now) from Jizzy, is where you have to help Mike Toreno. He is at the airport, inside one of the hangers, and you must go and find him. First however, you must go to the construction site as that is what CJ thinks the hints mean. But then they realize he is at the airport. Go there. Mike will tell you where he is by giving hints. When you find him, kill the goons around him. Then, you need to destroy the van and get out of there as quickly as possible. Then, go to the Pay-N-Spray to lose the police. Then, head back to Jizzy’s place.
Simply put: Use the signals and go to the construction site. Then, head to the airport. Then, use the signals to find Mike Toreno. Next, destroy the truck and get out of there as fast as possible. Go to the nearby Pay-N-Spray to lose the cops. Once you’ve done this head back to Jizzy’s place.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Time Runs out
iv. T-Bone Mendez dies
v. Mike Toreno Dies
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $7000
K. Mountain Cloud Boys
Here is your first mission you will do for Wu Zi Mu. Wu Zi is blind. You must take him to a Tong meeting where he will be attacked. As soon as he is attacked, you must protect him. A strong weapon IS NEEDED for this mission. You should try for something like an AK-47 or something of the nature. There will be a lot of people that you must kill, so be patient and make sure that you kill all of them. Once you’ve killed everyone, get in the car and drive away. Wu Zi will want to destroy the cars, so let him shoot at them. (You can shoot too to help him out and make it go faster). Once you have destroyed all of the cars, rush Wu Zi back to his place.
Simply put: Take Wu Zi to his meeting. Protect him with a strong gun when he is attacked. Then, let him destroy the cars when you get into the car and try and get away. Go back to his place.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Wu Zi is killed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $5000
L. Ran Fa Li
In this mission, you must go to the airport and pick up a special car for Wu Zi. This is a red car, that apparently another gang wants, and will chase you for it. You must go to the air port and get inside. Once you have, locate the car. The exit to the left, a gang will try and block. Set up a car from the bottom so they can’t get there to block it. Once you get into the car, drive. You must drive all the way back to Wu Zi’s. Never let off the gas or they will catch you. Just floor the car and steer all the way back.
Simply Put: Go to the airport and get into the car. Drive the car to the garage.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. The car is destroyed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $6000
M. Lure
This mission done for Wu Zi presents a task for you of being a decoy to prevent Wu Zi from being murdered. In the mission, you are to get into the car waiting for you outside, and drive all the way to the country side. When you get there, there will be checkpoints that you must drive through, don’t allow the doors to be blown off of the car or else the other gang members will know that it is a decoy and report back, and the gang will go after Wu Zi. If you go through all the checkpoints without them finding out, then you will complete the mission, and be stranded out in the country side.
Simply put: Get into the decoy car and drive it all the way out to the country side. Then, drive through all the checkpoints and not allow the rival gang to see you. Once you’ve done this, you win the level.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. The rival gang sees who’s in the car
iv. The car is destroyed
v. You abandon the rancher (car you are given)
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $8000
N. Amphibious assault
In this mission, Wu Zi tells you that he is useless in water, so he wants you to attack a ship out on the sea. When you do this, you have to be very careful, as there are guards watching. Just avoid all of the lights and boats and you’ll be fine. Once you get onto the boat, make sure to be very quiet and walk to the back of the ship. Once you have done this, plant the bug in the ship. Then, go and jump off the ship and swim back very quietly and make sure no one sees you. If they see you, you’re caught.
Simply put: Swim to the boat and get on. Once you get on, move to the back and plant a bug into the boat and then jump off and swim back. Make sure not to be caught however, or the mission is over.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. CJ gets caught
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $11,000
O. The Da Nang Thang
In this mission, presented to you by Wu Zi, you are to go with him to a boat off of the Harbor and take some people out with a Mini Gun. HINT: If you close the game which in the flying sequence (on iOS) and reopen it, you’ll be in the water with a mini gun, with unlimited ammo. However, you won’t be able to save the game. Back to the mission. This mission is really hard, and you will get shot down by an RPG. Once you land in the water, you will only have a knife. You should swim to the boat and get on. There will be a cut scene with the guys on board talking and the first guy there that you must kill. Get up onto the boat and crouch. Sneak up behind him, and stab him in a neck with your knife to take him out. When you do this, you can pick up his shotgun. Right over the boxes is another person with another gun, shoot him with the shot gun and pick up his weapon. Switch to that weapon. Next, continue on and kill EVERYONE. They will all drop ammo for the weapon you got from the second guy. Keep going through, very slowly. You should be able to pick up enough ammo. Whenever you come to a corner, crouch, and then run around the corner shooting. If you do this, you should be able to take out whoever is around the corner. From there just keep going and taking out everyone. You’ll need to look everywhere, as life heals and armor are located on the boat. When you get to the end, some fugitives will be in a crate, let them out. From there, you will have to beat them back to the top so you can kill about three guards standing there waiting for you to arrive. When the fugitives get to the top, meet up with them and get onto one of the speed boats and get away.
Simply Put:  Swim over to the freighter.  Make your way down to the hull of the ship. Go through shooting. Take out the refugees' guard.  Shoot the padlock on the crate.  Go and kill everyone on the bridge. Kill The Snakehead. Go back and meet the refugees.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. The refugees get killed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $15,000
P. Outrider
This mission is one for Jizzy in which you must drive a truck full of drugs past a few roadblocks. You’ll be given a rocket launcher before the mission starts, so it shouldn’t be too hard. Once you start, you will be on a Sanchez. On this bike, drive quickly to the first roadblock. From there, aim a rocket at the cars and shoot so that the cars blow up. Once you’ve done this, take out a gun (again, AK-47 will be good) and shoot all of the guards. Once you’ve done this, keep moving on and do the exact same thing at all of the roadblocks.
Simply put: Drive ahead of the truck and use the rocket launcher and a strong gun to take out the roadblocks.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Mike Toreno gets killed
iv. T-Bone Mendez is killed
v. The Washington is destroyed
vi. The Burrito is destroyed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $9000
Q. Snail Trail
In this mission for C.R.A.S.H. you are to take out a journalist with a sniper rifle. The journalist will be at the train station. Follow the train until it stops. When it does stop, go upstairs and get into a car and wait for him to get out. When this happens, he’ll get into a Taxi. Once he has done this, you must follow him to his meeting. Don’t get too close or else you’ll scare him. Once he’s at the meeting, get out of your car and snipe both him and his partner.
Simply put: Get the sniper rifle. Go to the train station and follow the train. Get a car and follow his car to his meeting. Snipe both the journalist and his partner.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. You spook the journalist
iv. The reporter gets away
Rewards:
i. None
R. Ice Cold Killa
Ice cold Killa is a mission for Cesar in which you must take out Jizzy B. You must go to his place and sneak in through the roof. Use the skylight to jump onto the roof. Go throughout the club and sneak up on Jizzy. When you’re close enough, get the phone number. When Jizzy starts running, take out a strong weapon and take him out. There will be a lot of other guards there that you’ll also need to take out. Once you take him out, get the phone from him.
Simply put: Use the skylight to get into Jizzy’s club. Once inside, sneak up on him. When he tries to run, kill all of the guards and chase him down. When you’re chasing him, an Uzi will do the trick. When you’ve wasted Jizzy, take the phone.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Jizzy B gets away
iv. The phone Is destroyed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $12,000
S. Pier 69
In this mission, you are to hunt down and take out Ryder and T-Bone Mendez. You will meet up with Cesar at Pier 69 to do this. Once you’ve met up with him, clear a way for the Triads to get through. When you’ve done this, go and kill T-Bone Mendez. Then, go and steal a boat to take out Ryder. Get a boat and drive after him. You can blow up his boat by doing a drive by.
Simply put: Meet up with Cesar on the roof. Go down and clear the roof. Then, find and kill T-Bone Mendez. Once you’ve done this, get into a boat and hunt down Ryder. Kill him and win the level.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Ryder gets away
iv. Triads are killed
v. Cesar is killed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $15,000
T. Toreno’s last Flight
In this mission, you are to kill Mike Toreno. HINT: There is a heat seeking rocket launcher located next to the fuel holders near where to helicopter is. (Left if facing front of helicopter) In this mission, you will start by going to a helipad. You should have a sniper rifle to take out the guards from a long distance. Once you get to the Helipad, the helicopter will lift off. Then, go and get into a car and drive onto the freeway. From there, go far down the freeway and get out of your car. From there, take out the rocket launcher and wait for Toreno’s helicopter to get there. When you see it and the target becomes red, fire. This will take Toreno out, as you think.
Simply put: Go to the helipad and kill all the guards. Witness the helicopter taking off. Get onto the freeway and go far ahead of the helicopter. Get out of your car and shoot it down.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Toreno gets away
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $18,000
U. Yay Ka-Boom-Boom
Well, this sure is an interesting name for a mission. You will have to go and blow up a drug factory for Wu Zi. You must start by going and getting the car from the bomb shop downtown. While you’re at it, pick up some AK-47 Ammo, you’ll need it. First, you should drive the car over to the crack warehouse.  From there, you must kill the guards to get their attention. Then, drive the car in and use the ramp to get inside. From there, park the car into the spot and set off the bomb. Escape from the warehouse before time runs out. There will be people shooting at you, don’t bother them, you don’t have time to shoot back. Then, take a car and make a run for the main gate. Then, you will have to vault over a ramp to get out of there. Jump over that ramp and take the car back to the garage.
Simply put: Get the car and drive over to the crack factory. Then, kill the guards and drive inside. Use the ramp to get into the warehouse. Park the car and set off the bomb, run so you’ll get out in time. Get a car and drive over the ramp, out of the place. Go back to the garage.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
Reward:
i. Respect
ii. $25,000
V. Zeroing in
In this mission, you are to steal a car with a tracking device on it. All you have to do is get into a car and find the car that Zero says to get. Just spin the car out and force the driver out of the car. Take the car and then drive it back to the garage.
Ways to Fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Car gets away
iv. Car is destroyed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $5000
W. Test Drive
In this mission, you are to steal and test some Racing cars with Cesar. You just have to go and get the cars from the show room and bust out of there. Then, you have to take the car back to the garage through an ally way. Just carefully follow Cesar and you’ll do fine.
Ways to Fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Cesar gets killed
iv. Elegy destroyed
v. Sultan Destroyed
vi. You get too far behind Cesar
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. $5000
X. Custom Fast Track
In this mission, you are to steal some cars from a crate at the docks. Start by driving to the docks. Then, get into the crane and pick up the box the car is in. Then, move the crane so that the box is above the target. Then, drop the box and pick up two more and drop them down. Then kill the guards and get into the guards. From there, drive the car back to the garage.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Any of the crates are destroyed
iv. Cesar is killed
Rewards:
i. Respect
ii. Up to $10,000 depending on quality of the cars
Y. Puncture Wounds
In this mission you are to steal a Stratum with Cesar. You must start by getting into the Tampa (the car waiting for you) and drive it up to the car you want. From there, touch the button which will send out spikes, flattening the tires of the car you are after. Then get into the car and drive it back to the showroom.
Ways to fail:
i. CJ gets killed
ii. CJ gets busted
iii. Cesar gets killed
iv. Stratum destroyed
v. Stratum reaches angel pine
vi. Run out of stingers

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