Ali Baba Abu Hassan El Mustafa Amu Amir Abu Batata Al Batteekha was a famous terrorizing, terror-inducing terrorist who caused terrible terror all over the world in the name of his evil, evil religion Islam.

Every other Muslim in the world, of course, supported him because all Muslims are obviously intolerant demons. Every single one had a poster of Ali Baba Abu Hassan El Mustafa Amu Amir Abu Batata Al Batteekha in their bedroom and looked up to him because one's view of God is totally enough to define one's sanity and make ridiculous ideologies seem logical, even when they state that killing people who believe otherwise is right. 

Moderate Muslims and Islamic extremists... they're all the same. They were to be approached with caution.

It is unimaginable, really. It's unimaginable that the sane, normal people of Earth were once forced to live on the same land as these sick-minded bigots. If it weren't for the legendary hero John Smith we all know and love today, our home planet would have surely become Hell on Earth, as society would have progressed counterproductively, and the remaining non-Muslims would have been enslaved to carry out the dirty deeds that every Muslim believed in. 

Islam had spread throughout the world like a virus. Those who were infected would immediately chop the head of their once beloved non-Muslim friends off due to the robbing of their minds that came as a price of converting. What people referred to as "Moderate" Muslims were just as evil. Sure, some really moderate Islamic women didn't wear the hijab, sure, some moderate Muslims didn't join ISIS or any other horrible Islamic group of Muslims who killed in the name of Islam saying "Allahu ackbar", but each one was secretly a supporter of all of the crimes committed by people of their own religion against people of other religions. All of them accepted what the extremists of their group were doing and thought it was right. Thus, all Muslims were evil people to be avoided at all times.

This? 

It's fake! It's obviously fake! People who believe it's real bother me... Common sense, people! Duh! Haven't we already determined that all Muslims were evil? It was probably just a bunch of people who supported ISIS in reality who just wanted to appear innocent. After all, there is no such thing as a peaceful Muslim! None of them are or were ever embarrassed by the terrorist attacks people of their religion were taking place in. 

Who would even come up with such a far-fetched idea? Wake up!

So, one day, Ali Baba Abu Hassan El Mustafa Amu Amir Abu Batata Al Batteekha (translated, this means Ali Father Father of Hassan the Mustafa Uncle Amir Father of Potato the Watermelon), woke up and decided to bomb the Triplet Towers we all used to love in the United States of America. Thousands of people were killed. It was horrible.

Of course, people shamed Ali Baba Abu Hassan El Mustafa Amu Amir Abu Batata Al Batteekha and his group of terrorizing, terror-inducing terrorists for the terrible crime they had committed, but little did they know that it was, in fact, all Muslims who were at fault, because, people, we should totally let the infamous groups of Islamic whackos we all hate represent the religion of the millions of other people who had nothing to do with it. 

Logic!

One day, some people discovered the truth. Then, a glorious event occurred!

Muslims were banished to live on Mars with food and water by the merciful yet doubtful people, and no one who wasn't a Muslim ever lived in fear again. 

Unfortunately, there are still some non-Muslims these days who respect Muslims for some reason God only knows, and they are ignorant, but it isn't that big of an issue.

A long, long war was fought. The entire non-Islamic group, led under the foot of our famous savior John Smith, suffered several casualties, but they eventually managed to fight off their evil enemies.

Now, every single Muslim in the world is living on Mars, and no friendships were severed, of course, because no Muslim was ever friends with a Christian or Jewish person, and there is no threat to the peaceful non-Islamic people of Earth today. They are all free from the evil influence of the backward group of terrorists they knew as Muslims.

And they all lived happily ever after, because judging a religion and all of its people by its extremists is totally right, and every Muslim in the world is evil, including NintendoFanKimmy, of course, who is currently typing this from Mars and hates you all .

NintendoFanKimmy, out!

Before this thread becomes a flame-fest, I agree that Islamic extremists are the terrorists; the title 'Muslim' does not equal terrorist.

I am a Christian, thus I do not agree with most of Islam teachings, but this thread really serves no purpose aside from hatred.

tRIUNE : I've obviously gotten a little carried way there . I wrote it just after I woke up, which is never when I'm thinking straight . I'm sorry if this was too much. Anyway, I didn't mean for this be about hatred; the whole thing was sarcastic. I was trying to make of fun of unnecessary hatred, but I see your point xD. My idea of comedy can be a little odd in the morning. This really was just for laughs though, but I've just reread it and now realize how it could easily seem otherwise, ha ha. Feel free to close it if you want .

I totally respect your opinion, and thanks for being a bro about it!

To anyone else reading this, sorry for offending you! I honestly didn't mean it if I did. You're all amazing ! It was just an idea that popped into my head at night xD.

*Hugs everyone*.

NintendoFanKimmy, out!