(Hezekiah awakes in a dimly lit room,nothing but 4 grey walls and a door,the door is wide open,Hezekiah hears voices outside,lots of shouting and screaming)
HEZEKIAH: Alright,there must be some explanation for this,probably involving the government,probably some dumb way to rid the world of moody young adults such as myself who lock themselves in their bedroom listening to Nickelback and playing Call of Duty
(Just then,another male young adult named Dinktorius enters the room,he is armed with a battle ax)
HEZEKIAH: Oh good,someone else,hopefully you will explain this situation we are all in this post apocalyptic war zone and it's the government's fault and all that jazz
DINKTORIUS: Well I can do that but I also have to kill you,because that's what they want and I don't know who "they" are but "they" mean business,"they" put us all here to kill until only one remains,who knows why,we all showed up here not knowing how we got here,we all have silly names that no one else in the world has and we are all incredibly good looking and despite being all nervous,scared young people,we seem to be quite good at martial arts and agility and speed and survival,now I have to kill you
HEZEKIAH: Well that's the storyline explained to me at least,guess I need to survive and find out what "they" want
(Dinktorius charges at Hezekiah with the ax,Hezekiah moves out the way as Dinktorius hits a wall with the ax,Hezekiah looks about the empty room hoping to find something for a weapon but no such luck)
HEZEKIAH: Kind of unfair that I have no weapon and you have that big ax right there,not want a fist fight?
DINKTORIUS: Sorry,but those are the breaks in the land of Deathadence,oh yeah I forgot to say,this place we are in is called Deathadence
HEZEKIAH: Cool name
(Dinktorius charges again with the ax,Hezekiah moves and keeps a leg out and makes Dinktorius trip and fall to the floor and dropping the ax,Dinktorius crawls along the floor to get to the ax)
HEZEKIAH: Oh no you don't
(Hezekiah kicks the ax,it goes straight towards Dinktorius and pierces his forehead)
HEZEKIAH: Whoa,oops,sorry,you ok?
DINKTORIUS: Well I have an ax in my forehead,so that is pretty sore
HEZEKIAH: Any aspirin in this place?
DINKTORIUS: I doubt it,I think I will just die now and let you carry on your mission of survival and finding yourself and probably falling for a girl,who also has a silly name
(Dinktorius then dies from his wound)
HEZEKIAH: I wish I was back home and being all mopey and miserable there rather than here
END OF PART ONE
(Hezekiah awakes in a dimly lit room,nothing but 4 grey walls and a door,the door is wide open,Hezekiah hears voices outside,lots of shouting and screaming)
HEZEKIAH: Alright,there must be some explanation for this,probably involving the government,probably some dumb way to rid the world of moody young adults such as myself who lock themselves in their bedroom listening to Nickelback and playing Call of Duty
(Just then,another male young adult named Dinktorius enters the room,he is armed with a battle ax)
HEZEKIAH: Oh good,someone else,hopefully you will explain this situation we are all in this post apocalyptic war zone and it's the government's fault and all that jazz
DINKTORIUS: Well I can do that but I also have to kill you,because that's what they want and I don't know who "they" are but "they" mean business,"they" put us all here to kill until only one remains,who knows why,we all showed up here not knowing how we got here,we all have silly names that no one else in the world has and we are all incredibly good looking and despite being all nervous,scared young people,we seem to be quite good at martial arts and agility and speed and survival,now I have to kill you
HEZEKIAH: Well that's the storyline explained to me at least,guess I need to survive and find out what "they" want
(Dinktorius charges at Hezekiah with the ax,Hezekiah moves out the way as Dinktorius hits a wall with the ax,Hezekiah looks about the empty room hoping to find something for a weapon but no such luck)
HEZEKIAH: Kind of unfair that I have no weapon and you have that big ax right there,not want a fist fight?
DINKTORIUS: Sorry,but those are the breaks in the land of Deathadence,oh yeah I forgot to say,this place we are in is called Deathadence
HEZEKIAH: Cool name
(Dinktorius charges again with the ax,Hezekiah moves and keeps a leg out and makes Dinktorius trip and fall to the floor and dropping the ax,Dinktorius crawls along the floor to get to the ax)
HEZEKIAH: Oh no you don't
(Hezekiah kicks the ax,it goes straight towards Dinktorius and pierces his forehead)
HEZEKIAH: Whoa,oops,sorry,you ok?
DINKTORIUS: Well I have an ax in my forehead,so that is pretty sore
HEZEKIAH: Any aspirin in this place?
DINKTORIUS: I doubt it,I think I will just die now and let you carry on your mission of survival and finding yourself and probably falling for a girl,who also has a silly name
(Dinktorius then dies from his wound)
HEZEKIAH: I wish I was back home and being all mopey and miserable there rather than here
END OF PART ONE
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