A Star Warriors Greatest Secret

He's Cute. He's Pink, He's round and Squishy, His Stomach can hold anything. His name is Kirby.

Kirby the famous Star Warrior has a secret that he doesn't even care about. A secret that will blow your minds and make you think about how much potential he has as a warrior. This great secret was revealed in his TV series Right Back at Ya! The Baddest of the bad. The cutest of the cute, and the Back Hole of a stomach, and the ultimate copy cat is in fact 

A baby.

That's right you read that correctly a baby. An infant. He has defeated universal evils and he isn't even potty trained yet. In Right Back At Ya! Another Star Warrior named Meta Knight told us he was a baby and was supposed to be in his Ship for 200 Years before he awakened. He is not only a baby he is premature by 200 years. This means that all these fully grown and evil adversaries are getting turned into space dust by A BABY. Just imagine what he will be like when he grows up. I'm thinking nothing good or evil will be able to stop him.

Kirby is by far not my favorite Character, He is really an awesome concept and a lot of real fun and even a challenge to master.

I literally fell onto the floor reading that. :3 That was too good.

Here's a secret I found. In Sonic Adventure DX, if you wait as any character for 30 seconds without doing anything, they will say something while looking around themselves. That's not the secret.

The secret, is that what the characters say changes depending on where they are in the adventure fields, and depending on what stage and section of it they're in.

Here's an example; near the Emerald Coast entrance as Sonic:
"Hey hey, there's no time to rest!"

Station Square streets using Sonic:
"This must be the center of the city."

Casinopolis as Sonic:
"Hmm, pinball!"

There's so many different lines the characters say that someone in YouTube had to make a compilation with every character and the lines for instruction menus for the characters.