In this thread you can post short stories that are completely random and have no real plot whatsoever! Or, if you prefer, your story can have a plot, but still make absolutely no sense! The only rules to this thread are that your stories can't be continuations of the stories of others, and that your stories cannot contain inappropriate content. This means you should feel free to post your responses to the random stories of others!

I will start off with a story I like to call, "Sing Humanity to the Moon".

Once upon a time... there was a rabbit... This rabbit was named Sairi! Sairi was a very cute little rabbit! She loved when humans gave her coffee! When she drank coffee, she became hyper! When she became hyper, she sang songs! When she sang songs, the humans became surprised and confuzzled! One day, a record producer heard Sairi singing in her beautiful rabbit voice! He asked her to produce a record with him! So she sang for him and became an instant success worldwide! She then went on to become the richest living thing in history! She then decided to fund colonization on the moon, so humans began colonizing the moon in 2018. Humans now live on the moon, and Sairi became immortal! Her immortality allowed her to keep singing for the humans for eternity! And they all lived happily ever after! THE END