#8: Computer Crash

So you are doing something and all the sudden...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FOOmoukpJc)



GRR... GRRR.... GRR.... GRR.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Yeah I guess that would be your reaction to a computer crash, but still why even care about this happening!?
I believe in some cases of computer crashes your computer MIGHT not lock up and corrupt!
Making you be able to get all your important stuff out of your computer to a USB.
Then if your computer is able to Factory Default Format you will able to bring back your computer back to its default state.
In other words it will be like brand new.
Which is why its only #8...
Yes even if its annoying at times!

#7. Repetitive System Updates

Yes I know this is something important, but what the heck is with this!?
Seriously whenever iTunes asks me to update I just want to say to it...
STAHP!
Yes sometimes systems updates are very important!
However most of the times they get repetitive and you have to say to its face: "Postpone"
Oh and it doesn't help that most of them are minor...
Oh the bright side you can just postpone them and when you stop using your computer that update will update...
So yeah that is why its #7...

#6: Spam e-mails

So what is Spam!?
Well back in the day it was this...



Now its this monstrosity...



*Deep sigh*
Seriously you made all this mess so I have to clean it!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Yeah I am concerned that in the old days you would never recieve such thing as Spam...
Well I would like some of that other Spam no one remembers of, BUT ITS THE TOTAL OPPISITE TODAY!
You will probably recieve...

Spammer 1: YOU WON AN IPAD!
Spammer 2: YOU INHERITED A MILLION DOLLARS FROM A TOILET!
Spammer 3: YOU WON TICKETS TO THE MOON!
Spammer 4: HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME...
Me: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIscZONIi1I)

SERIOUSLY GUYS DO YOU THINK I AM THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE YOUR SPAM!?

Teacher: And that's why the avarage person never goes to his e-mail account to check his e-mail!

#5: "Can I Save Your Passsword?" Message

I know this is minor, but does anyone hate this message poping up each time you log in your account?
Well I do...
I mean why would want to save your password!?
That's like giving it to someone!
Oh and yeah it gets repititive so that is nice...
NOT!
SERIOUSLY JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

#4: "Can't Open Program" Message

Yes sometimes its the person who made the program, but sometimes its your computer...
If you are using Windows...
You should know there is 32-bit and 64-bit...
One opens some programs and the other one does the same so it will vary from program to program...
WHY COULDN'T IT BE JUST ONE!?
THIS IS REAL ANNOYING ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PROGRAM!
SO YEAH I HATE THIS!

Teacher: And that is why VGMX usually is on Linux!

#3: THOSE DAMN ADS!

So you have been installing a lot of stuff and this actually affects your web browser!
IN WHAT WAY!?
HOW ABOUT IN THE MOST ANNOYING OF ALL!?
To throw you all the ads in the world!
JUST STAHP IT ALREADY!
Also these ads can block you from important things like for example when you try to click a link, and...
THEN! BOOM, STUPID AD IS IN THE WAY.
ITS LIKE GET THE HECK OUT!
Oh and did I mention that some you can't close and worst of all they make your Internet slow as a Munchlax!?
Not to mention a bunch will spam in your screen!
SLOW AS A MUNCHLAX WITH THAT BASE SPEED STAT OF 5
SO THAT IS WHY I HATE ADS HATE, HATE, HATE THEM! I WANNA KILLTHEM THAT IS WHY I USE THE WORD "HATE"
So in conclusion...
I HATE YOU ADS STAY AWAY FROM ME AND OTHERS
YOU WERE BETTER IN TV!
IN THE INTERNET...
JUST STAHP!

#2: Short Battery Life

Me: Finally at 100% *Disconnects charger* *Minutes later* WHAT!? 60% *I explode of rage*

Yeah a bit minor, but don't you hate when your battery runs low...
Is there any solution?
Well there is not!
Even if you let your computer plugged...
IT WILL MAKE THE BATTERY LIFE SHORTER SO BE CAREFUL!
ALSO HAVING THE BRIGHTEST SCREEN DROPS THE BATTERY LIFE...
YOU KNOW WHAT!?
EVERYTHING DROPS THE BATTERY LIFE!
EVERYTHING....

#1: Burning a Disk "ERROR"

SO YOU BEEN WAITING AN ETERNITY FOR YOUR IMPORTANT THING TO BURN AND THEN...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE YOU!
In my opinion this is what I hate the most about computers...
This single error...
The rest are like garbage to me...
Something you might not care about, but sometimes will...
The reason hate this is the most is how long an avarage important thing will take to burn and then you get errors...
I HATE THIS THE MOST, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THINGS I BURNED FAILED!
Like for example a marathon of Pokemon episodes which takes until the next day!
However this will rarely happen, but if it does I would be like...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yotu0eBKx2E)
Then to this...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH9_Jd_0eDE)

In conclusion:

So yeah no computer is perfect not even the ones that have super in their name...
Like us humans no one is perfect and so we have to take what things are, but when it comes to computers...

Me: Are you kidding me!?

So there you have it all the things I hate about computers...

-VGMX

There are some non-computer stuff that can easy be fix and also I only see 8 reasons not 10 .

8 - yea that always happens to many computers even Mac

7 - you can make the computer not install updates but keep the java, graphics, and programs updated.

6 - spam is a e-mail problem you can set your e-mail to exclusive and only allow some e-mails through.

5 - look up your browser settings and make it not save anything.

4 - windows may seem bad at first but unlike Linux, windows works 99% on all programs.

3 - if you read the program info about the ads its a way to pay off the free program, its economic lesson #1 nothing is free (the air is).

2 - the battery life is something that happens from time to time no big deal.

1 - I learn over the years that its not a good idea to make a 3 hour disk burn it will never work. There just too many sounds and frames to even have it in a disk.